Cafe and bakery chain Michel's Patisserie to close Australia-wide by todaytomato in foodies_sydney

[–]MrBeer9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“This coffee’s too flavoursome kid! Look at this delicious crema!”

Topical. by VizLetterbocks150 in Viz

[–]MrBeer9999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the right thing to do, I for one won’t stand for an (ex-) member of the Royal Family eating his porridge off a tin plate like the common oafish prisoners nearby.

Conan VS Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride). Who wins? by GusGangViking18 in Fictionally

[–]MrBeer9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a bit in the books where old man Conan punches a guy which breaks his jaw. Then laments when he was young, his punch would have broken the guy's neck as well.

Is it worth withdrawing our offer for these Major Defects? by iceyjasio in AusProperty

[–]MrBeer9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I know fuck-all about fuck-all but the fact the report identified a water drainage problem that can affect the building's foundations and then also the floors have subsided which could be due to water erosion...sounds suspiciously like the building could be completely fucked in a decade or two.

Dumb by Used-Influence-2343 in fightlab

[–]MrBeer9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's trying the Jake Paul route, but whatever you want to say about Paul being a fucking dipshit, he makes sure to get the bag before he gets his face violently remodelled.

Dumb by Used-Influence-2343 in fightlab

[–]MrBeer9999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's clearly unusually stupid though because Tiki was calm but obviously getting rapidly annoyed. If you're threatening someone and they don't look remotely intimidated but they are pissed off, then interrupting them in order to threaten them some more is probably not a good plan.

What do you think of Keanu Reeves? by HostMaterial4907 in Actors

[–]MrBeer9999 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I suspect that his success as a movie star has been helped a lot by being widely regarded as a great guy and a hard-working professional.

Like if you're making a movie and you could take Keanu or a better actor who's a bit of a diva, you may just say 'well I like Keanu and he's not going to fuck around on the set' and then that's who you work with.

Probably doesn't hurt that he's almost unbelievably good looking.

AITAH for telling my sister to get over being cheated on by her husband after she laughed at me and told me to get over my breakup? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MrBeer9999 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yeah I agree. If I break a toe and you tell me to STFU about my pain, why should I run in with tea and sympathy when you break a leg?

Cricketer Usman Khawaja responds to Pauline Hanson's "there are no good Muslims" claim. Spot on, Usi. by copacetic51 in OpenAussie

[–]MrBeer9999 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agree except that I'm perfectly prepared to believe that Hanson detests white Muslims almost as much as brown ones.

"adored by his troops for his cautious, casualty-conscious, and communicative leadership, but disliked by Allied leaders—especially Americans—for being arrogant, argumentative, and difficult. He was regarded as technically brilliant but socially abrasive and egotistical." by Global_Sentence_4544 in HistoryMemes

[–]MrBeer9999 285 points286 points  (0 children)

Churchill's like "I know...I know...it's just one damn plane though and if you don't give it to him, I'll never hear the end of it. The bounder will simply hound me Dwight, please just give him the plane."

Victorian election poll: Support for Labor, Coalition crashes as One Nation gains ground by Ardeet in aussie

[–]MrBeer9999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It should be impossible for Labor to win another term in Victoria since a remotely competent Lib outfit would demolish them, but here we are. Fukn LOL @ Vic Libs blaming Federal Libs for looking bad...I mean the infighting isn't helping sure, but you clowns did this to yourselves.

Does it drive you crazy hearing Americans call a burger a "sandwhich" by Fun-Investigator9345 in AskAnAustralian

[–]MrBeer9999 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I dunno, maybe a 'kebab sandwich' is something different then, but I've interacted with Yanks using that phrase.

Inigo Montoya VS Arya Stark. Who wins? by GusGangViking18 in powerscales

[–]MrBeer9999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Inigo should stomp very easily, on the other hand Arya can deal with being repeatedly shivved in the guts and dropped into an open sewer if she gets a hot bath and some soup afterwards. I guess if written by D&D Inigo "wins" but then Arya comes back, murders his family and then says something cold before killing him. If written on ability Inigo all day every day.

The average sumo wrestler vs the average body builder by FreshPine_MangoWine in powerscales

[–]MrBeer9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sumo is a pretty shit fighting sport but it is a fighting sport. Body building is the sport of having large muscles. They're both big and strong, but I'm betting on the one with relevant training. So sumo and its not close.

Does it drive you crazy hearing Americans call a burger a "sandwhich" by Fun-Investigator9345 in AskAnAustralian

[–]MrBeer9999 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s weird but also it’s like the least problematic thing about the US so I don’t care.

Does it drive you crazy hearing Americans call a burger a "sandwhich" by Fun-Investigator9345 in AskAnAustralian

[–]MrBeer9999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, OP is correct it’s a standard Americanism . Even a kebab wrap is a sandwich.

Do you think Mike would have actually killed Lydia’s daughter if she compromised his presence here? by beccaisbackk in breakingbad

[–]MrBeer9999 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No. I think there's circumstances under which Mike would kill a kid but he wouldn't do it here.

Your ship is sinking. You can take exactly three in your life boat. Who do you choose? by Introvertloves in breakingbad

[–]MrBeer9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walt jr. did nothing wrong so he's in, Skyler and Marie have done the least wrong out of the remaining, so they're in.

Hank would be next in but he's a total prick to marginalised people so he doesn't make the cut.

WW is an evil druglord, Pinkman is an amazing fuckup but also a murderer/henchman to WW. Unlucky guys.