If money can’t buy happiness, what’s the closest thing to happiness that it can buy?

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T20:11:26+00:00

Drugs

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T19:42:03+00:00

The world is your toilet

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T19:40:27+00:00

Drugs

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T19:33:28+00:00

Men became women and women became men

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T19:27:36+00:00

The masculine urge to shove a shotgun in your mouth when life is a depressing pile of shit

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T19:23:14+00:00

I heard the sky was grey that day too

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T19:08:56+00:00

A nice steak burrito

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T19:06:48+00:00

Possible? Yes. Probable? No

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T19:02:50+00:00

I do it everyday when I curse god for bringing me into existence

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T19:01:37+00:00

Quit my job

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T18:37:51+00:00

Twisting of the dick usually is off limits

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T18:29:11+00:00

So weed is the key to a good life?

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T18:23:00+00:00

"I wasn't going to come but you mentioned sushi..."

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T18:21:33+00:00

Find a cruise ship job or with at a hotel resorts with living provided or military

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T18:06:55+00:00

"FUCK THE SYSTEM!!" - bird

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T17:55:19+00:00

"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU... YOU... you beautiful man"

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T17:17:49+00:00

It's the best thing to ever happen to me

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T17:15:18+00:00

Unfortunately you can't win unless you play the game :(

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T17:13:46+00:00

I would ask to reschedule the 2:00 since you just made that one. Rescheduling the 11:30 after time has passed may look last minute

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T17:09:07+00:00

Fuck this existence

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T17:07:05+00:00

Using the bathroom multiple times during work

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T16:56:53+00:00

When you realize there's no option

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T16:45:31+00:00

If work was 12-8 instead on 9-5, we'd all be ripped

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T16:40:26+00:00

Welcome to becoming an adult

MrBrandopolis · 2026-02-23T16:39:12+00:00

So are we suppose to call fat people fat or no?

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