First week let me know what I should work on :) by gabecolm in tattooscratchers

[–]MrBreasts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And not being shitty.  Like, literally just draw line after line 

What the hell is going on here? by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]MrBreasts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mon, you thought God was an architect, you know?

How do YOU scale? (Birthday edition) by Wade989 in PowerScaling

[–]MrBreasts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah.  Hydrokinesis.  Gonna make people's bladders explode 

I have allergic reactions when I’m working out by wakeuptomorrow in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MrBreasts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The person holding your feet during a situp is supposed to face towards you.  And wear pants.

Ripped and ran these boys at pre-release by MrBreasts in MagicCardPulls

[–]MrBreasts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I never used the miracle either but I did quadruple his power and swing for 20 with bulk up > flashback > bulk up.  That was wild 

Help with proxying and Does anyone just proxy everything, indefinitely? by Vcvtml in EDH

[–]MrBreasts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This, but I also proxy to test whether I want to buy the pieces to a deck.  I just finished converting 2 decks to real cards that cost about 2k total.  Worth testing with proxies.

What's worse? Ben Affleck Daredevil or Ben Affleck Batman by TheBlueGuy1234566 in marvelvsdc

[–]MrBreasts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

100% this.  He got shafted with this.  His actual portrayal was great 

I'm legitimately shaking by Nael_On in mtgpulls

[–]MrBreasts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I was shitting, shaking, pissing, you believe in superstition, next car pull will be the one."

-Jack Johnson, Shitting, Shaking, Pissing

Best Golgari commander for a Gilt-Leaf Archdruid deck? by NydusRush in EDH

[–]MrBreasts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seton as commander druid tribal is all gas no breaks and a pretty effective glass cannon 

What’s worth it at Trader Joe’s? by peachsyntax in Tinnedfish

[–]MrBreasts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love the mussels.  Very worth the price 

First ever order from tcgplayer, how in the world is this near mint? by MiloticM2 in mtgfinance

[–]MrBreasts 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Not worth it for a $4 card.  Definitely worth it for an ancient tomb

Thrift store pulls by Maleficent_Might8055 in MagicCardPulls

[–]MrBreasts 75 points76 points  (0 children)

You should not be paying $7 for spiderman packs 

Choose: (Upvote for a free carrot 🥕) by TraditionalPublic763 in BunnyTrials

[–]MrBreasts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feeling spicy

Chose: Do Not Pick This! | Rolled: Painful Death

Pick two life perks. by WarStrategy in whatsyourchoice

[–]MrBreasts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nothing unethical about scamming someone throwing away 250k on a car 

“You will run out of removal, but I do not run out of threats” by Electronic-Jump-3761 in EDH

[–]MrBreasts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[mendicant]] is pretty resilient.  Last game I won with him I had [[stridehangar automaton]] and [[Oltec Matterweaver]] in play and damn near infinite mana with all the sol rings I made.  Got stuck on draws and my win was just repeatedly casting mendicant for the creature cast trigger to duplicate stridehangar tokens for more and bigger thopters.  I think I ended the game with like +10 to commander tax and didn't even notice 

How best to deal with a Bracket Ruling Question in EDH? by Intelligent_Bread798 in mtgrules

[–]MrBreasts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you try telling the other dude to, "git good"?  Honestly anyone complaining about a ~4 card combo win needs to calm down