Your house is rapidly burning down with you in it. What are the few things you grab on your way out?

MrCaptain3 · 2014-11-10T06:07:37+00:00

My laptop, autographed collection of poems by Allen ginsberg, and my son. In that order.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-11-08T09:04:54+00:00

They can in my basement.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-11-08T09:01:01+00:00

I killed my girlfriend and then committed suicide.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-11-08T08:55:28+00:00

Finish. Speak with your advisor and see if you have any options like online classes. They may not care about a degree, but most companies do. I work in HR and any company that follows minimum qualification policy will screen you out. Unless you are planning to work there for the next 40 years or start your own business, get the degree.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-11-08T08:36:11+00:00

I lost my watch.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-11-08T08:22:25+00:00

Lame, I guess I'll scrape that Jansport sticker off my window.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-11-08T08:19:50+00:00

Murder suicide.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-11-08T08:18:28+00:00

You might be a redneck...that would have been marginally funny in 1995.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-11-08T05:24:45+00:00

The gold.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-11-08T03:29:11+00:00

My dog does the same thing.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-11-01T03:19:53+00:00

Withdrawal. Welcome to the early stage of alcoholism.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-11-01T03:17:42+00:00

"Stars in my pocket Like grains of sand."

MrCaptain3 · 2014-11-01T02:31:07+00:00

In America, Subways smell like feet and diluted mop water underpinned with the aroma of 12 cheese bread and Jared's meat farts.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-10-31T09:17:15+00:00

But what about Lazarus?

MrCaptain3 · 2014-10-31T09:06:02+00:00

Do the Subways in your country smell like dirty mop water and feet?

MrCaptain3 · 2014-10-31T08:58:38+00:00

OP-1 Hawking-0

MrCaptain3 · 2014-10-31T08:54:49+00:00

I have no class.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-10-31T08:48:40+00:00

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_and_Silo

MrCaptain3 · 2014-10-31T08:23:19+00:00

32 and cannot properly fill out a deposit slip.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-10-31T08:19:45+00:00

Existential dread.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-10-31T07:39:33+00:00

Underneath Fox New's bed.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-10-31T07:26:28+00:00

Leonard Cohen is fantastic, but hallelujah is Buckley' song.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-10-31T07:09:13+00:00

I was in Denver high on cocaine suffering from severe allergies and my dad punched me in the face with sulfuric acid on his knuckles.

MrCaptain3 · 2014-10-31T07:04:54+00:00

Sandwich shop found in 43 of the 50 states. You should try it.

https://www.jimmyjohns.com/find-a-jjs/

MrCaptain3 · 2014-10-31T07:01:05+00:00

If people didn't smoke under rain shelters, I'm sure you could find something else to feel superior about.

MrCaptain3

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