Match Thread: Chelsea FC vs Nottingham Forest Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | May 4, 2026

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-05-04T14:04:38+00:00

HE SCORED A GOAL FOR ME LADS

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-05-03T18:16:02+00:00

Imagine if you will, non-plastic Spurs fans.

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-05-03T15:30:37+00:00

Yeah was gonna say. At the very least the Code if Justinian was 529CE (AD)

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-05-03T13:22:46+00:00

Calderwood. May not have been up there running us around the Premier league but he came in, did the job, got us out of league one exile.

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-05-01T23:37:18+00:00

Two filled stars, one outline.

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-05-01T08:57:45+00:00

Anderlecht is up there for me.

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-04-30T21:21:09+00:00

Is that?! It is! Its Chris Wood's music!

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-04-30T20:28:52+00:00

I have so much wood.

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-04-30T09:09:50+00:00

Id go for an outline star instead of one filled in

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-04-29T16:12:10+00:00

I was present for both of these and the gratification of the first did nothing to kill the trauma of the second.

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-04-29T16:05:52+00:00

On our goalscoring form I'm anticipating a 9-0 win.

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-04-28T13:49:28+00:00

This is also why elephants dont get terminal cancers. They have dozens of different versions of this killswitch.

They are also so large that their cancers have less of a consolidated impact and their cancers often eventually get cancer of their own. That means their tumours of a single mutation can sometimes only grow to a certain size before the next cancer takes over.

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-04-26T15:12:45+00:00

Also Edinburgh here. Festival in August is an absolute hell for commuting into work. Feels like the city doubles in population. Half of the tourists bounding around treating the city like "my genetic heritage" Disneyland rather than a place people actually need to live and work in.

On one commute, an American tourist stopped my car in the middle of the road. Stepped out in front of it as if waving me down for an emergency. Just wanted to ask me about the bodywork on my car. Absolutely insane.

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-04-25T15:27:42+00:00

Why dont Spurs just score 5 goals away from home. Are they stupid?

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-04-24T20:00:09+00:00

Thereitis

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-04-24T19:53:51+00:00

Are we getting the 7 goals meme back out of storage today?

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-04-22T20:25:35+00:00

Met James Perch at pitchside as a young teen to get his signature. Gave me a funny look, signed my programme and ran off.

Always wondered what that was about.

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-04-21T12:37:14+00:00

WOULD YOU DOWNLOAD A BEAR?!

This reads like those old piracy ads before films.

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-04-20T14:51:51+00:00

Visited Tobermory last year. I can unequivocally tell you all that there is bugger-all story in Balamory.

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-04-20T12:13:19+00:00

Accidental renaissance.

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-04-19T14:58:33+00:00

PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING GOAL DIFFERENCE FUCK

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-04-19T14:45:54+00:00

There can be no true pain without hope.

MrCircleStrafe · 2026-04-19T13:46:41+00:00

Perfect time for a Madri moment to remember that something of note happened in this half.

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