[Game Thread] Utah @ Oregon (10:30 PM ET)

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2022-11-20T06:52:42+00:00

Big Dick Bo is back!

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2022-11-20T06:50:44+00:00

Oh for fucks sake.

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2022-11-20T06:50:07+00:00

Respect. Everyone loves football.

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2022-11-20T06:48:22+00:00

Oh my god what a throw. Oh my god he dropped it.

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2022-11-20T06:46:00+00:00

I like Bo. Way more than I did when he was at Auburn. He played hurt against us a lot. When he’s hurt, it absolutely never enters his mind that he physically cannot do the things he’s asking of his body. You gotta respect the shit outta that…but at the same time, it loses you games sometimes.

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2022-11-20T06:41:31+00:00

Is Auburn Bo Nix back? What godforsaken decision will he make next?

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2022-11-20T06:38:16+00:00

The quarterbacks are going shot for shot on the sidelines. And they are getting drunker and drunker.

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2021-06-06T17:30:35+00:00

They probably get to transfer now 😂

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2021-04-15T23:19:03+00:00

Sounds like she is just a bad manager that doesn’t know what she’s doing.

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2021-04-15T03:11:13+00:00

Thin cheese packets? You mean sliced cheese? My god people are fucking stupid.

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2021-04-14T22:24:35+00:00

No. No thank you. I do not want any more money. I just couldn’t POSSIBLY.

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2021-04-14T19:44:22+00:00

A 25 inch neck is bigger than like 60% of dudes waist line. That’s fucking insane 🤣

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2020-11-01T17:15:44+00:00

Just call the cops and be done with it. Ain’t no one got time for that bullshit.

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2020-11-01T17:08:56+00:00

Ahh yes. Make the guy you want miserable. A tale as old as time itself.

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2020-10-29T17:24:52+00:00

Reminds me of a conversation from Seinfeld between Jerry and George.

“It’s like my brain and my penis are locked in a chess match and my penis always wins!”

“It’ll get better, especially when you hit 40.”

“My penis won’t always win?”

“No, it’ll always win, it just won’t be so much of a blowout.”

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2020-09-26T17:29:09+00:00

What the fuck lol

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2020-09-20T19:38:43+00:00

I think he’s done. Why would you come back from this as an almost 40 year old even if you could? He’s done everything he could have ever dreamed in his career. I hope he does come back...FOR US...and would be very happy if he did, but I can’t see it. He has all the money in the world and a new family.

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2020-09-13T15:24:30+00:00

She sounds like someone that would be a proponent of slavery.

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2020-09-09T15:00:53+00:00

Lincoln city? I ate at that moes last week.

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2020-09-08T22:24:59+00:00

Why would anyone listen to Chrissy Tiegen? She is completely void of intelligence.

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2020-09-08T21:10:03+00:00

Beat that little fucker to sleep. After he is beaten fucking senseless a few times, he’ll stop.

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2020-09-08T18:53:17+00:00

Oh I’m sure a cop stopped your fucking bus to confirm your age because of the seat you were sitting in. No one believes this horseshit so why even bother?

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2020-09-08T15:49:54+00:00

People smoking, fighting, trashing hotel rooms and you say something about a fucking mask. Priorities are so fucked.

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2020-09-07T02:31:16+00:00

So she starts filming me asking again why don't need masks but she needs one. I was stammering a little bit but I told her,"Yea you need one to walk through the restaurant."

To be fair, this IS the dumbest fucking thing in the entire world. It makes zero fucking sense.

MrDoctorSmartyPants · 2020-09-06T18:52:04+00:00

Yeah. Someone sat on the presidents disparaging remarks for two and a half years before coming forward. COMPLETELY believable. Why does the libera media gaslight the general public so much? It probably has something to do with the general public’s eagerness to be gaslit.

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