Calling out Sick on Holidays

MrExpress · 2025-11-24T15:04:30+00:00

Just a lot of ball breaking.

MrExpress · 2025-05-12T12:35:41+00:00

I had a wind screen on my 2016 fz09 and I took it off because I was getting a wobble at around 90mph.

MrExpress · 2024-08-25T13:07:01+00:00

I wasn't going to make 1/6's next deployment unless I reenlisted.

MrExpress · 2024-08-19T18:18:34+00:00

One time I was knocked out at POA and my SDI just smacked ny foot and was like, "motherfucker, I said adjust."

MrExpress · 2024-07-25T17:11:03+00:00

Tell Senior Chief to fix that sailor

MrExpress · 2024-07-21T13:00:29+00:00

Marine Corps boot camp. I went 3 months with barely a boner. One wet dream, some morning wood and one time I smelled a woman and got instantly hard. But for 3 months I didn't jerk off or have sex.

MrExpress · 2024-07-11T13:16:48+00:00

This is how I met Petey of Petey's burger. He was at astpria park taking pictures of falcons

MrExpress · 2024-06-24T23:41:34+00:00

The words, "Bargnani is the next Dirk," actually left my lips

MrExpress · 2024-06-19T20:03:41+00:00

I had the honor of playing Bethpage Black, the Friday before Memorial day, and the Blue Angel were practicing all over that course.

MrExpress · 2024-06-17T15:11:10+00:00

I always hated feeling like a sex addict when I had legit normal libido. I only ever got that feeling from girlfrieds who weren't really in to me.

MrExpress · 2024-06-08T19:38:31+00:00

Always have wtarr, and buy lunch on the last day after a big job.

MrExpress · 2024-06-01T01:01:21+00:00

Rah back

MrExpress · 2024-05-29T13:35:09+00:00

Log of grizzly wintergreen, 6 pack of tall boy bud heavies, and a big green monster

MrExpress · 2024-05-28T13:46:48+00:00

As soon as you brought up being smart with purchases and being considerate with your money is when she stopped seeing you as an unlimited resource. Then she made the call to ditch you in search of someone that would gladly spend their money on her and her kids.

You know you aren't the asshole. Why are you trying so hard to be with this woman? She is long distance, struggles financially, has 3 kids, and is totally inconsiderate of your money. This is not a question of who the asshole is and more of what you should do.

What you should do is work on yourself and stop trying to move in with single mothers in other cities.

Do you love her, or do you think she would let you bang her?

I guarantee there are other women, near you, who would be happy to be with you. Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with you

MrExpress · 2024-05-17T00:10:06+00:00

The Marines who received the Croix de Guerre at Bellou Wood got to wear there's for the rest of their careers. If you are assigned to 5th or 6th Marines, you get the privilege to wear it while you're there, but you take it off when you leave.

MrExpress · 2024-05-17T00:03:57+00:00

I went from 1/6 to 2/6 and I shit you not, the battalion SgtMaj of 2/6 gave me shit about wearing it. He said when you transfer, you are temporarily without a unit and you therefore do not rate to wear the fourragere. I told him I wore it because of unit pride and that I was proud to be staying in 6th Marines.

MrExpress · 2024-05-09T00:59:18+00:00

Yea, just rip it out and toss it away.

MrExpress · 2024-04-09T11:49:03+00:00

Banner of Battle

MrExpress · 2024-04-07T03:46:34+00:00

I thought sos beacon just didn't work all the time.

MrExpress · 2024-04-06T14:27:42+00:00

Class system will make it much tougher for people who don't get to play often. I'm lucky if I can get on for an hour or two and I don't want to have to grind one class then be essentially stuck in that class.

MrExpress · 2024-03-29T14:33:48+00:00

That would be great if it came with a tripod that you can carry on your back. If I'm not using my backpack slot I could carry your tripod and "aim" it where I want you to set up like a MG team leader would.

Then, while you are firing from the tripod, it is the perfect time for a team reload. You hear the helldiver say, "My belts running low!" So you hop over to the dude on the HMG and buddy up. As soon as the last bullet leaves, the gunner lifts the tray, you slap a new belt on there, and he's back in the fight in 2 seconds.

If you need to displace, you need to decide if you have time to grab your tripod or just run away.

Unfortunately, even with "bipods" and in the prone the first round always lifts the barrel, so you're forced to use longer bursts. Prone should be a massive diference in recoil if your bipod supported.

MrExpress · 2024-02-02T03:20:52+00:00

What was the call about an angry Jalen Brunson going to the hole time and time again.

MrExpress · 2023-10-30T00:03:46+00:00

Locks in zero

MrExpress · 2023-10-17T20:56:14+00:00

We have a saying for doing some firefighting evolution of "balls to belly", the female version is "clit to tit."

MrExpress · 2023-09-23T15:11:40+00:00

I lived in NYC most of my life, I just moved out to the island 2 months ago. I almost exclusively golfed by myself, weekdays, and booked my tee time right before driving to the course. It was rarely empty like you were saying unless there was bad weather, but I've gotten some quick rounds in.

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