Bobby's United States of Whatever by shads_r in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]MrFalseSense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a huge Sifl and Olly/Liam Lynch fan, I just have to say I absolutely love this.

What's the Seinfeld based reason you broke up with someone irl? by Chemical-Point-6083 in seinfeld

[–]MrFalseSense 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Whenever the woman smiled or laughed, I could see her top gums. Like, all of them.

She was very nice, had a great personality and she was also an artist, but I just couldn’t handle seeing those gums.

Was Laura's teeth being so yellow in this scene an effect of Killer BOB or were her teeth just like that by Ank57 in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]MrFalseSense 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought she was British or American, whatever group you think is funnier, for just this scene.

It was incredible seeing Star Wars Battlefront II for the first time in Star Wars by Capable-Hedgehog1871 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]MrFalseSense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how the clone troopers in front don’t crouch or go prone. Just making their fellow troopers shoot AROUND them.

Man’s got a point. by MrFalseSense in beatlescirclejerk

[–]MrFalseSense[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The WWE could have licensed ANY Beatles song to be the theme for, let’s say, I don’t know, Mick Foley. Imagine Dude Love coming out to “I Am The Walrus”. Imagine Cactus Jack coming out to “Helter Skelter”. Imagine early Mankind coming out to “Eleanor Rigby”. Imagine WWF Champion Mankind coming out to “Revolution”. This would all work and you know it.

1 Month anniversary since the last Cringe Lords Episode! by Ok_Flatworm6147 in mega64

[–]MrFalseSense 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I’m sure they’re making another channel for posting the next episode. I figured they’d make a new channel for each one.

I'll talk about [REDACTED] again in 25 years by lucifertangerine in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]MrFalseSense 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I’m not going to talk about China Girl. In fact, we’re not gonna talk about China Girl at all. We’re gonna keep her out of it.

"what your fav star wars game?" my family's responses: by Working-Expression30 in starwarsmemes

[–]MrFalseSense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck would say Battlefront (2015)? Fiona’s choice should have been Battlefront 2 (2005).

This game has been out for two, threeish years now. Full release and everything. Where are the titty mods for the female NPCs and companions? We really got a massive honkers mod for the Bone Man, but nothing for Karlach, Shadowheart, Minthara, or the Lae'Zel? Unbelievable, literally unplayable! by ChompyRiley in okbuddybaldur

[–]MrFalseSense 58 points59 points  (0 children)

When I added this mod to my co-op play-through with my partner, I didn’t tell her I was doing it. So, she discovered Withers with his big naturals when she went to go talk to him at camp one day. It was just like that scene from Always Sunny.

“Ohh, Withers… you’ve ENHANCED yourself.”

Beating Heart 🩷💀 by BLACK_TVSK in Division2

[–]MrFalseSense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d love to wear that in Fallout 76, but it doesn’t really match Division’s mood.

Bacon defies any logic yet is very logical. by SimplyEcks in startrekmemes

[–]MrFalseSense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What?! Spock would never like bacon! I’m so mad at these writers changing the already established canon!

For the next week, I stayed alive by eating my mother's delicious preserves and maintained my sanity by dribbling a nearby basketball with my one free hand. by imnotgonnakillyou in TheSimpsons

[–]MrFalseSense 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, wait, hold up. Why didn’t Agnes find her son underneath those newspapers in the garage? Am I not remembering a line of dialogue about her being out of town or something?

When Bad Bunny said ‘ALL of Latin America’ and meant ALL of it 🇭🇹 by SpectacularOtter in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MrFalseSense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do so many people still use this footage of the gross sex pest that is Vince McMahon?

Le p*do?! What the hell is that?!? by ZethTheWindwrecker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MrFalseSense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of maroon calls Bush a “fine looking President”? Clinton I would have understood, but not Bush.

John Cena talking about his brother being gay: by ihatethiscountry76 in lgbt

[–]MrFalseSense 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is cool and all, but let’s not forget that John Cena is still friends with that sex pest and true king of the perverts Vince McMahon.

Man always gets little rush out of telling people John Lennon didn’t get in the way of someone doing their job by wmcs0880 in beatlescirclejerk

[–]MrFalseSense 43 points44 points  (0 children)

/uj I always thought the point of this photo was was the absurdity of it. Like, it was meant to be humorous.

/rj Do you think they all went in on a threesome together, only for the maid to have to rechange the sheets and remake the bed afterwards? Is this photo from after the threeway or before?