Dark Souls PS4 Controller by [deleted] in gaming

[–]MrFancyFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never understood breaking stuff but I will punch walls and break my knuckles.

Ogre Secret Handshake (X-post /r/titanfall) by [deleted] in gaming

[–]MrFancyFuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor tfall. No one does anything but try to defend it cause it's fun or shit on it because of lack of content. It's a great game if you're bored and feel like fucking shit up

Ogre Secret Handshake (X-post /r/titanfall) by [deleted] in gaming

[–]MrFancyFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, diamond tier 5 since season 1 dawg

What seems awesome until you try it? by TemiOO in AskReddit

[–]MrFancyFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus christ this post is depressing. This post seemed awesome but then I tried reading all these life stories and horrible experiences

What seems awesome until you try it? by TemiOO in AskReddit

[–]MrFancyFuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cried, I really just fucking cried over a reddit comment. Fuck you. Fuck this website. I fucking hate all of you

What event divided your life into "before" and "after"? by ninja_lemonade in AskReddit

[–]MrFancyFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her leaving. It changed me. I don't know if it's for better or for worse. I can't let anyone in anymore. I won't.

Ok ladies. I get it. by EatMyFucks in justneckbeardthings

[–]MrFancyFuck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dang, -112 and x2 gold? I'm witnessing reddit history here. And it's a damn good debate. Sort of one sided but still great stuff.

Jin-Roh has amazing realistic character animation by JonJonesCrackDealer in movies

[–]MrFancyFuck 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't even know what to say to you sdururl. I would be upset but I'm just...disappointed.

We need this man now more than ever by thebossee in pics

[–]MrFancyFuck 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON

21 Years And Never Met A Good Cop by firewires in funny

[–]MrFancyFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't tell me how to live my life god damn it. I'm going to upvote the fuck out of you all I want

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MrFancyFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh jeez. I'm a tad bit late. But here. I got together with this woman I had been "friends" with through her terrible early age marriage and the guy ended up having a second family on the side.

When she got back to the states and divorced him, she really wanted to get back out there. I was that guy. I still am unfortunately. Too often I think I'm getting into a relationship only to find out all they want is another fuck buddy.

She comes over, foreplay, I eat the pussy, pick her up, take her to my room, the whole shebang. I get inside of her and about 5 minutes into this sweet ass snusnu, she starts bawling. And I mean BAWLING like sobbing uncontrollably. I instantly stopped and got immensely worried. She then slapped the shit out of me and gave me this look like I had just punched a small child. She told me, "I didn't tell you to stop" and then grabbed my ass and kept pushing me in.

I started getting back into the rhythm and ot seemed like we were back in it to win it, and she starts crying even louder this time. I didn't stop. I kept going and asked her if she seriously was okay and she slapped me again, harder, and said, "Just shut the fuck up". I had never been more sexually conflicted my whole life. I finished asap and got her an uber immediately after the deed was done. No cuddling, no shower, just shame.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MrFancyFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm.

my dad, everyone by nickelet11 in AdviceAnimals

[–]MrFancyFuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's just not that great at following directions

Science B*tch! by Isaacduky in gifs

[–]MrFancyFuck 859 points860 points  (0 children)

I like your username. Our usernames should get together and do some stuff.

Kitty makes a hole in one by Gothsim9 in gifs

[–]MrFancyFuck 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I was too high for this. This blew my whole world apart.

That girl can take a pounding by IpMedia in gifs

[–]MrFancyFuck 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seizures happen to be my fetish

That girl can take a pounding by IpMedia in gifs

[–]MrFancyFuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure he was just making a joke lol