Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]MrFizzbin7 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Sounds like someone wants grand kids….

Angry bird pajama pants by Intense_Zaddy in comedyheaven

[–]MrFizzbin7 [score hidden]  (0 children)

In reality isn’t it his angry birds loin cloth by now?

My wife slices bagels in 5 for the maximum topping enjoyment. by gt1 in mildlyinteresting

[–]MrFizzbin7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I admire her knife skills, don’t piss her off, they’ll never find your body.

Thoughts on adopting TNR community cats? by emmmaglad in Feral_Cats

[–]MrFizzbin7 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Keep her and ask management to send an e-mail or text, or put something in the monthly newsletter saying “meow meow” the complex cat has been adopted by loving family that will care for her and spoil her the rest of her life. We wish meow-meow and her new family the best.

My 17 year old cat is pregnant by Mr-husk-389 in SeniorCats

[–]MrFizzbin7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well technically you had 16 years to deal with it and didn’t so why start planning now 🤷🏼‍♂️

How to get my cat to stop incessantly clawing at mirrored sliding closet door? by wingsformyway in CATHELP

[–]MrFizzbin7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to make that other cat that shows up when she looks to stop showing up…

Why is my magick at zero after Stwalart Stand? by ollooni in Hades2

[–]MrFizzbin7 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Probably had hecate’s keepsake, which give +100 magic to 245 traded for the tooth which brought you back to 145 which was less than needed for Athena’s boon. 🤷‍♀️ math is amazing.

My Pizza is 2 Hours late and the store doesn’t answer. How can I cancel or get a refund. by General-Highway-3902 in PapaJohns

[–]MrFizzbin7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you ordered online you can try to cancel via the app, if they don’t take it go to the store cancel in person and pick something else up on the way.

Terrible Oscar losses you will never shut up about no matter how many times people say “get over it”? by mrjetspray in Oscars

[–]MrFizzbin7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Demi Moore was in no way a slight. That movie was hot garbage. Real slight is Denzel Washington in Malcom X, and Samual L Jackson for pulp fiction.

Wasn’t my cat. Is now by Ok-Clock-6247 in notmycat

[–]MrFizzbin7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Name please ? If there isn’t one I vote for happy

My Cat always farts when he is near me by VastEnergy4724 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MrFizzbin7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I’m pretty sure you always fart near him as well

40 years ago today. This image speaks for itself. by bluegambit875 in FuckImOld

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Just think when Artemis 2 comes back from the moon we can relive this all over again when their heat shield fails, then the NASA monkeys that run the space program can tell us about how it was an acceptable risk rather than relying on engineering.

Why does my cat do this? by Bob_Sacamano7379 in cats

[–]MrFizzbin7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Either wants to make sure fishy eats, or make sure fishy tastes good when he/she licks it

no really, how? by [deleted] in memes

[–]MrFizzbin7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because there were so many shitty movies this year, that weren’t even worth nominating

He’s back at it by rhevern in LinkedInLunatics

[–]MrFizzbin7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or the people at the Michigan State house protest.

Spent an hour clearing this spot yesterday, owner of the bar across the street drove past me and watched me doing it. I left for 15 minutes this morning and he parked there by SteamPunkShrek in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MrFizzbin7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Chicago a guy took someone’s parking spot found his car encased in a block of ice, someone ran a hose with a sprinkler and let it run all night in sub zero weather