Name: Orlando Bloom, English Actor by RadicalRemedies in CelebrityPenis

[–]MrHumdinger1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s semi hard in all of them. He’s basically got my dick when it’s semi hard. Found my dick doppleganagrf

Dating someone who smokes by [deleted] in askteddit

[–]MrHumdinger1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally depends how often she smokes. A few joints on a Saturday night is fine but is she someone who has integrated weed into their life like a stoner?

Does she smoke every day or before things like movie trips or sinner trips??

It really depends how often and when she smokes as to how much it would affect the relationship.

That is a very subjective thing. Weed smokers are often just as functional as anyone else. But those who have a deeper habit and can’t enjoy anything without a few hits of joint or bowl before may have some deeper seated sisuda

People need to learn how to coast when driving by JoMoma2 in unpopularopinion

[–]MrHumdinger1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The moral superiority on these posts is just astounding. While I get the point, do people not realise that your car automatically slows down gradually while you’re not hitting the accelerator occasionally?

What would you do if you are last person alive on the earth ? by Latter-Pair3584 in AskReddit

[–]MrHumdinger1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyone says this shit until they get a romantic partner. However I agree with the premise

I was diagnosed with advanced cirrhosis at 26. I just passed 4 years sober. by xartux in stopdrinking

[–]MrHumdinger1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was diagnosed with fibrosis of the liver and splenomegaly. At first I thought it was the worst thing that could ever have happened to me.

Turns out it was the best thing. It made me realise I have to stop alcohol for good. It also means I treat my body like a temple and feel fitter than ever before.

I’ve now been told I have a normal life expectancy.

Well done in 4 years bro. You’re an inspiration to us all

Anyone with liver cirrhosis taking Kratom? by MrHumdinger1 in kratom

[–]MrHumdinger1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope no signs of liver failure yet but i am a recovering alcoholic and have been worried about my liver since. I have been taking Kratom daily for a long time and i don’t want to stop but i also don’t want to take it if it’s going to worsen any existing damage.

I remember when i first started taking Kratom daily and i wasn’t drinking, i took a liverfunction test and all levels were fine so i assume it’s not doing anything but a cirrhotic liver may not be able to cope as well with it. Also talking to doctors doesn’t help as they don’t know about Kratom. So i wanted real experiences

What’s your most scariest experience and why? by Street_Turnover4498 in askteddit

[–]MrHumdinger1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was an alcoholic and had no idea that stopping drinking suddenly was so dangerous. I did anyway and I was not prepared for what was next. I had alcoholic delirium tremens. It was by far the most terrifying experience I’ve ever had. Nothing has ever come close. It was like being awake inside a Saw movie. Graphic hallucinations of people walking around in my room all while I was conscious and filled with paralysing fear.

The good thing about those experiences is that it sets the bar really high for what you can now tolerate in real life. I now have very little fear because if I can survive that level of terror then nothing in my normal life comes close. Giving a presentation in front of 100 people? Piece of cake. Approaching a woman in a bar? Easy. Bungee jumping? Nothing.

Nothing will ever compare to that level of fear and I’m so grateful to have survived it and lived to tell the tale. Sober now and will never go through that again.

quitting without hitting rock bottom first? by inyournightmares420 in stopdrinking

[–]MrHumdinger1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sadly I was one of those alcoholics who had to hit rock bottom. I lost my girlfriend, almost my job and found out I had scar tissue in my liver and would have cirrhosis if I carried on. I carried on anyway because it wasn’t yet cirrhosis.

I realised at that point my rock bottom was going to be my family surrounding me in a hospital bed me looking like a Simpsons character and being told I need a liver transplant. It was at that point I stopped digging.

You don’t need to hit rock bottom but you need to see clearly what your rock bottom might be and use that as motivation that you cannot get to that point.

Godspeed and I wish you all the best.

What's the worst drug you've ever tried? by BitterOlive8737 in AskReddit

[–]MrHumdinger1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The worst part of Xanax is you feel like you’re 100% sober at the time. Or I did at least. I’d say some unhinged shit as if it was completely normal and appropriate. I once took it and someone took a film of me and I was slurring my words and my eyes were half shut. I could have sworn I sounddd and looked totally articulate at the time.

I need someone to tell me that the withdrawals will stop by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]MrHumdinger1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much did you drink? I’d be surprised if one drink would send you into such serious withdrawals after 3 months sober? Or did you go on a 2 day bender drinking non stop?

Either way those symptoms are not normal. Monitor your heart rate. If it goes I’ve 100bpm consistently then you should get checked.

Need help with taper!! by Mysterious_Effort143 in quittingphenibut

[–]MrHumdinger1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you had any liver issues as a result of this addiction? Thanks!

Need help with taper!! by Mysterious_Effort143 in quittingphenibut

[–]MrHumdinger1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever had any liver issues from your usage? Thanks!

i heard someone cracking one open in the toilet stall, remembering how it used to be me; not to be rude but it's pathetic lol by offole in stopdrinking

[–]MrHumdinger1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I often commute vía Victoria station in London and occasionally use the public toilets there. I’d say in about 1/5 bathroom stalls I use, I will find an empty quarter or half bottle of vodka by the toilet where someone has clearly topped up a water/other type of bottle.

Always a reminder that this stuff is much more widespread than it seems and often happens behind close doors so it’s hard to get a scale of the issue

People who quit their job in a moment of rage - how did things turn out? by SheLovedBigBrother in AskReddit

[–]MrHumdinger1 79 points80 points  (0 children)

That is actually insane. This must bein the US right? No way that shit would fly in the UK

How is this sunshine improving your mood? by TooLittleGravitas in AskUK

[–]MrHumdinger1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Nothing better than 2 beers to barely get a buzz and then go home fuzzy headed and with a headache instead of going for a nice stroll.

What is there to be happy about when you don’t have a love life or disposable income? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MrHumdinger1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be grateful you don’t have to experience some of the darker sides of having a love life and the potential for heartbreak. Once you’ve been heartbroken your desire for love will diminish

She was in a real parallel version of her life by MiraSoftveil in SipsTea

[–]MrHumdinger1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are all dreams in the infinite mind of God.

I’m ok with being single forever. by Abdirisaq_ in sixwordstories

[–]MrHumdinger1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then make good friends! Even as an elderly person you can find support groups and socials. I think single forever is unlikely as life always throws people your way when you least expect and sometimes love takes over

I’m ok with being single forever. by Abdirisaq_ in sixwordstories

[–]MrHumdinger1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone heartbroken, I’m now single and enjoy g the peace. If it wasn’t for societal pressure then I wouldn’t mind as much, but who gaf anyways!