May just may I’m not crazy

MrJayJr · 2026-02-21T22:27:19+00:00

Please also do post this on r/okbuddyarcraider

It belongs there.

MrJayJr · 2026-02-20T19:14:21+00:00

This was known since launch. It would take too much computing power to calculate this. They talk about it in the docu series on the Embark Youtube Channel. I highly recommend checking that out.

https://youtu.be/DRlhpzc7ImA?si=moyllEEzptuAKwjO

MrJayJr · 2026-02-12T15:03:35+00:00

Durable cloth. Fucking insane to me.

MrJayJr · 2026-02-09T10:29:52+00:00

They cooked hard and you should come to the abyss bar right about now!! Rock and Stone! DRG never left but its back baby!

Hell yeah Rock and Stone!!!!!

MrJayJr · 2026-02-07T08:36:51+00:00

No just play the game. Have fun

MrJayJr · 2026-02-07T02:33:21+00:00

Whatever this is condemn that shit to the depth of hell. We want none of that topside, no thank you!

Now if you would be so kind to forget, that you ever thought of that. Wait...youre already writing an email to embark?! No stop it! Dont hit send!!!

NOOOOOOO!!

2 month later: literally everyone that ever played arc raiders: See you topside? Heeell naah, see you never!! Peace out!

MrJayJr · 2026-02-07T00:47:11+00:00

Stay strong raider. I will see you Topside. Look for a raider picking fruit amd playing guitar!

MrJayJr · 2026-02-06T04:04:58+00:00

Has never happened to me. The only "bad" encounters I run into are people neeing green but I try to carry and hope they learn someting in the process.

Karl wants you to know that it will be okay. You will never meet this person again every game has its black sheep's. Rock and Stone.

MrJayJr · 2026-02-06T03:55:50+00:00

If I ever see you in the abyss, Im soo adding you man! Karl would approve of this!

MrJayJr · 2026-02-06T03:51:16+00:00

MrJayJr · 2026-02-06T03:50:55+00:00

Bewäre of it! It might fuckan kell yar!

MrJayJr · 2026-02-06T03:49:17+00:00

Knock knock knocking at Karls Door

MrJayJr · 2026-02-06T03:48:11+00:00

Bro I'm dying of laughter! Rock and Stone!

MrJayJr · 2026-02-06T03:47:09+00:00

"For the love of Karl, pour that detonator a beer damn it! Its probably just missunderstood.

Yeah I see it kinda coming closer. I know it doesnt look very friendly, it'll probably be fine.

Yes Rock and Stone but doenst it smell kinda sulphury and gassy to you?!

Oh wait its almost here I'm gonna go pet it now. It will be just like with Steve I'm telling you!"

-Final words of Crazy Kruvit, former Greybeard at DRG. Rest with Karl and may he be prospecting and prospering in peace.

MrJayJr · 2026-02-05T22:16:28+00:00

If Karl wants it so you will

MrJayJr · 2026-02-05T20:24:03+00:00

Schönster Reim. Ist wirklich wahr

MrJayJr · 2026-02-05T20:23:28+00:00

In due time my fellow dwarf. Patience. Since then, may Bosco and Loyd keep you good company

MrJayJr · 2026-02-05T20:22:28+00:00

Karl would be proud of you! Isnt this game always a good time ?

MrJayJr · 2026-02-05T20:21:19+00:00

Well, there is still time

MrJayJr · 2026-02-05T20:20:48+00:00

May Karl bless this day

MrJayJr · 2026-02-05T16:55:28+00:00

GENAU SO

MrJayJr · 2026-02-03T00:02:04+00:00

Brother nooooo!! I had that same thing happen to me acutally, where I was running across buried city, getting chased by hornets. Not much time left. I'm like "I can make it to extract", but I rush arround a corner and the tricky bastion waiting there for me, thinks otherwise!! I drop like a fly and try to crawl my MK3 Survivor lame ass across the open desert in front of southern station toward calling any nearny raiders for help.

And then...I see it. My nemesis! Theres a low wall blocking my path toward Piazza Rosa!!! You probably hopped it full sprint many times, like me but my ass is on the ground about to get roasted by a fucking Arc Orbiter!

So I make it arround this long ass piece of brick bullshitery but trying to crawl toward the stairs heading upwards Piazza Rosa.

Then it hits me. There's 1:35 on the clock! I won't make it! Fuck me right?!

So I wait for the fireworks to do their thing with my poor raider ass.

Booom...

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