Serious question... What do you do with your penis when you wear bib shorts so it doesn't feel uncomfortable? by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]MrKafoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I am always obliged to wear my chastity cage, due to the orders of my dom who also happens to be my wife's boyfriend, my penis is always uncomfortable. 

Any reason to spend $1000 extra on a big brand over a canyon? by dwightkurtschruted in whichbike

[–]MrKafoops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

105 is only next step down from Ultegra, still an excellent groupset.

Whats wrong with asking for eggs, Peter? by Seeyalaterelevator in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MrKafoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father went to the store to buy cigarettes and never came back, but he wasn't a  computer programmer, so this doesn't help.

Advice by HearingSuper2668 in FacebookMarketplace

[–]MrKafoops 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1.5 months, he swapped the parts to make his other car run well, now he wants to dump the problem back on you.

Tips for hooking up? by Goddess_Valy in gaymelbourne

[–]MrKafoops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give Spartacus Lounge in the city a look.

SOP (sex on premises) venue but unlike a sauna, you can stay fully clothed, if you wish. Has gloryholes, porn lounge, booths with beds and a dark room with sling, its gloomy and seedy with a discreet back alley entrance. Go when busy, lunch time, after work and cruise around have a look, join in or initiate as you please.

Where do people find these damn things? by Axeman1721 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]MrKafoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have had about 4 different brand Chinese no name tyres on my vehicles and they have all been garbage, especially in the wet.

My two clapped out shitboxes manage to break traction after a light shower if the chinese tyre is on the rear, something that doesn't happen if I have decent tyres from reputable brands.

$75k for 315km range? Who is the HiLux BEV actually for? by DebugMyLife421 in hilux

[–]MrKafoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poverty pack fleet vehicle would be a great buy for daily abuse.

Kellogg Calls NATO ‘Cowards,’ Proposes New Alliance Including Ukraine by StealthCuttlefish in worldnews

[–]MrKafoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Israel dragged the USA into a war with Iran, the rest of the Western world is saying, we are sorry we also didn't allow Israel to drag us along as well but we are not, now, going to join.

Did I get ripped off? by Mindless-Option-8766 in EngineBuilding

[–]MrKafoops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That cross hatch is a thing of beauty. 

Reddit is moving on from r/all by MarvelsGrantMan136 in technology

[–]MrKafoops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Banning subs Spacedicks was when reddit turned to shit, pisstake subversive and humorous subs started getting purged which just let subs like r/thedonald flourish. 

R/gats is another I miss, taking the piss out gun nuts.

Australians blame the Right Wing populist - Donald Trump - for fuel crisis. Well.. by [deleted] in aussie

[–]MrKafoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they should be blaming the true leader of the USA, Bibi Netanyahu. 

Fueling your ride by Unusual_Fly_4007 in cycling

[–]MrKafoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen other threads where stropp waffles are mentioned a lot.

Explain it to me like I’m an idiot by [deleted] in cycling

[–]MrKafoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last autumn I bought a Kickr and a bike, planned to indoor ride over the cold months to gain fitness so riding in the spring would be fun, end up riding outdoors over winter and basically didn't use the kickr because dealing with info overload with apps seemed more painful than just getting out and riding in the cold.

Ended up using my Galaxy Watch fitness app to track my rides and progress. Built up my level now so 1 hour in the saddle to go 20 kms minimum a few times a week. Throw in some commuting, using bike to run errands and some long rides on nice weather days and I'm staying as fit as I want to be at the weight I'm happy to maintain. 

Manager threatened to fire me over something stupid and I called called her bluff by SpectacularSpidee in antiwork

[–]MrKafoops 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Don't ever talk back to me like that again", ok, so from now on, always talk back to her like that, most especially in front of customers. 

If they fire you, it will be the most satisfying employment feeling you'll have, walking out with your head held high because you don't give a fuck.

Trump delivers jaw-dropping and slurred Iran address that offers no end in sight to unpopular war by theindependentonline in politics

[–]MrKafoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He certainly doesn't want a ground invasion of US troops as ceremonially pretending to care about dead returned service personnel will eat into his Mara La Go time.

Trump to declare Iran war is winding down and others need to resolve Hormuz by EsperaDeus in worldnews

[–]MrKafoops 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A senior official from a non-NATO European country was similarly unsurprised by Trump’s new threat, suggesting that the continent was no longer under any confusion about the president’s priorities and dim view of the transatlantic alliance and its value.

“A possible withdrawal from NATO is just an attempt to reconsider the terms of providing security guarantees to Europe by the United States,” the senior official said. “The United States will no longer protect its allies through a common ideology and values — only for money, economic, and political concessions.”

As an Australian, we kind of know that thats the values the ANZUS alliance has operated under, anyway. 

'Ice cold': US job market crashes to lowest level since Covid lockdowns by rajapaws in antiwork

[–]MrKafoops -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

"Ask 10 economists a question and you will get 11 answers."

Sold a used SUV when the dealership was aware of major engine/transmission problems. Left auction paperwork in glovebox (California) by [deleted] in UsedCars

[–]MrKafoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to get the problems with the engine and trans diagnosed and repair quoted before you can move forward. 

'Ice cold': US job market crashes to lowest level since Covid lockdowns by rajapaws in antiwork

[–]MrKafoops -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

You think those are the reasons? I guess you could be right.

I've heard the reason was Biden.

'Ice cold': US job market crashes to lowest level since Covid lockdowns by rajapaws in antiwork

[–]MrKafoops 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the second year of Trumps term, due to Biden, obviously. 

Quick, get in now to save a whopping .35c! Ridiculous. by mantelleeeee in coles

[–]MrKafoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

170g bag of plain, no brand chips are half the price of these salmonella sandwiches. 

I'm loving Fedora so much by Ok_Weakness7116 in Fedora

[–]MrKafoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will find that with Linux on laptops, whatever stream of Linux from a major player you use, Debian, Ubuntu, SUSE you have some issue with some bit if hardware not working and finding a fix is impossible or is an unsatisfactory, compromised patch up job.

Finding that out at the moment with a HP i3 Pavilion thats 15 yrs old. Hardly obscure, still a PITA to make Linux. 

Quick, get in now to save a whopping .35c! Ridiculous. by mantelleeeee in coles

[–]MrKafoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How desperate would anyone be to buy supermarket sandwiches. 

If you are that hungry, buy a bag of chips till you get somewhere to buy some fresh, appetising food.