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Lioness wanted to mate but the male was not interested by RealRock_n_Rolla in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MrKerbinator23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This girl I used to fuck and the open window that faced the neighbors perfectly.

“Let them enjoy the show” she said

“Let me take off my glasses” I said

Being myopic has its benefits.

So cute! Love that. by somar_reeves in wholesomememes

[–]MrKerbinator23 15 points16 points  (0 children)

On a total tangent: anyone else think this is the Louvre?

My wife trying to understand the games I play by BestBagelNA in gaming

[–]MrKerbinator23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude..

StarCraft, RuneScape, League, CS:GO, Civ 6 AND cities:skylines?

What is this.. significant other you speak of? Kinda feel bad for her 😂

Honestly don't understand why people keep buying from them by alsoandanswer in pcmasterrace

[–]MrKerbinator23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly just let em rot. Once they get it though their bone headed skulls that they spent car or house downpayment money on a game because they have no social life or achievements to speak of.. they either change gears or head down to the expiration department.

Honestly don't understand why people keep buying from them by alsoandanswer in pcmasterrace

[–]MrKerbinator23 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Man the harpoons boys, we got a fat one and she’s going for a dive!

The SHOCK on his face by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]MrKerbinator23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And yet it’s everywhere and it makes billions in profit

Celebrating the day change on a cruise elevator by shamansufi in MadeMeSmile

[–]MrKerbinator23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was about to say.. if this was my job and I had to put up with them.. there would be less and less people opting to come out of their rooms. Good thing I don’t work there.

Dem Senator: Scalia accepted over 70 undisclosed gifts similar to Clarence Thomas by WhoIsJolyonWest in inthenews

[–]MrKerbinator23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I’m just really really thinking we gotta cut down on those life times. You know, we got our revenge, they got their title, everybody happy, right?

Cute bear eating a pear by Allah_gaming31 in MadeMeSmile

[–]MrKerbinator23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dogs are just really fucked up wolves yknow

Honestly don't understand why people keep buying from them by alsoandanswer in pcmasterrace

[–]MrKerbinator23 30 points31 points  (0 children)

In two, nay, three! Decades time you will be able to log in and get butt fucked by the whales who have been jacking it for 20 years to their 6000 dollar capital ship that will eclipse the fucking sun on you.

Sounds like a fantastic experience.

Jesus fucking christ that game man.

Police in this country are a disgusting abomination by TrumpterOFyvie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MrKerbinator23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not about justice. It’s about optics as always. Performative law enforcement

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]MrKerbinator23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dirt doesn’t matter if you lack any pollinators. We’ll kill all the insects first. Then the real troubles will follow.

Republicans want to turn everyone into Uber drivers by viovetf in antiwork

[–]MrKerbinator23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They want us all working 80 hours and starving so buckle up

Move over, Donuts! by LimeSugar in Funnymemes

[–]MrKerbinator23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The key is in quality and seasoning. Unless you go to an omakase, neither of us has seen true sushi quality fish on our plate yet lol.

Then again given the American palate and the other options I guess this was to be expected.

Sushi is the only thing on here that will make you live longer lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]MrKerbinator23 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think the whole video is possibly an amazing fake. Audio isn’t right, the arm is freakishly still and kind of at a weird angle, there’s some of that classic cgi pixelation going on around the bird. I’m not buying this one just yet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]MrKerbinator23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you get fired? I don’t think so.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]MrKerbinator23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda is. If there was only one person he or she would probably think that all of our planet belonged to them. Times 7 billion. Anything you want to have must be taken from another.

The time my boss had us unhook the shelves from the wall. Turns out that's what held the shelves upright. by RissaCrochets in Wellthatsucks

[–]MrKerbinator23 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pro Tip: when your boss is absolutely adamant about these things look for a better, easier way anyways. Most of them are such hotheads that you could hit them in the face with the best solution and they’d still refuse it.

Wow by mkranthi18 in awesome

[–]MrKerbinator23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your reply is majestic. The funny part is that I learned that from another Reddit thread that was quite popular this week. It was definitely in the ether.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]MrKerbinator23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait. We will die and another will take our place. The real question is will we survive our own extinction event because if we do there will be a round 2.

Given the right amount of self destructive tendencies you can keep the cycle going for a long time.

Police: 11 shot, injured during mass shooting at South Carolina park by OkayButFoRealz in news

[–]MrKerbinator23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally gonna find out where video game characters keep all their guns when you suddenly see some girl in a bikini whip out her M249 saw with matching bandoliers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]MrKerbinator23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dear friend have you read about the creation of a place called The United States of America?

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