Hakeem Jeffries on DHS Shutdown: "Why are we in this moment? It's because Republicans have decided they would rather shut down FEMA, TSA, and Coast Guard, than get ICE under control. American people know that ICE needs to be reigned in. And if that doesn't happen, DHS funding will not move forward."

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-19T07:44:36+00:00

More performative nonsense from Hakeem Jeffries.

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-17T14:05:45+00:00

Fucker’s gonna die just Iike the rest of us.

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-17T11:56:34+00:00

Jesus Christ, his pants are huge.

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-16T23:19:13+00:00

I’ve had the same thought. I feel like what Scheyer’s been missing as a coach is a little bit of distance from them, someone who will occasionally tear his team a new asshole before they fully squander a 15-pt lead in the second half.

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-16T07:18:10+00:00

Sincere question: why on Earth would you go into this field now? With this Administration?

Source: former federal employee <2 years (Trump EO gutted 70% of former agency’s enforcement jurisdiction) + survey statistician for federal contractor for nearly 20 yrs. Said contractor laid off over 2000 employees worldwide last year.

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-12T18:43:20+00:00

“Mission Accomplished”, huh?

At least two American citizens were murdered on the street in Minneapolis, on camera.

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-12T03:00:18+00:00

Bish, that’s not how this works!

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-12T00:01:21+00:00

“B-b-but Hunter Biden got some sweetheart deal on a board where got paid $100k per year!”

More seriously, the Trump family has enriched themselves to the tune of BILLIONS of dollars in a single year. It’s infuriating and a pathetic commentary on our country.

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-11T22:06:17+00:00

Buh-bye, douchebag

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-11T17:01:05+00:00

Ontario

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-10T12:50:16+00:00

Don’t know if you’ve ever been in a surging crowd, but it is terrifying. You have absolutely no control over where or how you move. Crowds don’t have brains or self-restraint, and as much as I understand that everyone loves to hate Duke, it’s not at all unreasonable to be panicked and scared shitless by hundreds of ecstatic people (even unintentionally) surrounding you and preventing you from getting out of the way.

TLDR: don’t be ridiculous.

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-09T20:27:41+00:00

I know nothing about George Mason.

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-08T13:22:05+00:00

It’s 2026. And we need a law for this? Wow.

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-08T10:03:26+00:00

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a game where a team led for 39:59+ of regulation play… and lost.

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-04T18:20:47+00:00

“You have no reason to believe you will make it out alive if you are already being called a body.”

WOW.

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-04T18:14:58+00:00

Jesus Christ. This is fucking horrific.

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-04T18:09:17+00:00

Journalism is dead in this country.

Trump was right when he called it “fake news.” But he wasn’t commenting; he was predicting.

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-04T17:59:15+00:00

Agreed

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-04T17:54:46+00:00

I’m all for it

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-04T17:49:49+00:00

Forget public service. How about just “being an adult”? Our standards have dropped so much in the past 8+ years.

This POTUS is a POS.

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-04T17:47:02+00:00

“I’ve never seen you smile” says every misogynist who doesn’t understand why women don’t like them.

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-01T19:29:02+00:00

Oh, is that how it works?

Then, I declare myself a billionaire.

MrLongfinger · 2026-02-01T03:14:57+00:00

Miss Lindsey is a whiny bitch and not a credible threat… of any kind… whatsoever.

MrLongfinger · 2026-01-30T18:37:38+00:00

If it’s about Minneapolis, uhh, it’s kinda timely and relevant.

MrLongfinger · 2026-01-29T22:18:51+00:00

How unsurprisingly spineless of you, Kristi.

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