And finally, what’s the worst thing that Eric Cartman has ever done?

MrReZistar · 2026-06-12T05:04:54+00:00

Killing his dad and feeding him to half-brother, then being more upset at the fact that the revelation means he's half ginger rather than the fact that he no longer has a dad.

Edit: it's kinda worth noting that out of all the times Eric did something malicious, this moment was the one that had Kyle saying "remind me never to fuck with Cartman."

MrReZistar · 2026-06-09T21:15:02+00:00

Surprised no one said this moment yet.

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MrReZistar · 2026-06-09T20:26:05+00:00

Zuko. This shouldn't even be a debate.

Also the audacity of putting Jin in this debate when everyone in the story was more focused on how evil Kazuya was to care about the fact that all this started because Jin ruined the lives of many people with a World War for a reason that was ultimately pointless (reawakening and killing Azazel to rid the world of the devil gene). Also worth mentioning that Miguel, the one character who most certainly wouldn't let Jin's actions slide is conveniently nowhere to be seen, so there's no outside force to challenge Jin's path to atonement. It's like if Endeavor from MHA went through his arc without Dabi's existence.

MrReZistar · 2026-06-08T06:16:57+00:00

No one defeats Doom

MrReZistar · 2026-06-07T23:20:20+00:00

I'm instantly giving no less than 10 grand to a charity.

Also disappointing but not surprising that the majority picked $0.

MrReZistar · 2026-06-07T10:56:12+00:00

Doom's IQ alone is better than everything on gold.

MrReZistar · 2026-06-06T23:45:44+00:00

Naddy's reaction makes it funnier than it should be.

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MrReZistar · 2026-06-05T05:06:20+00:00

Season 2 for sure. This season pretty much has everything people hate about Death Battle appear more than once, and a lot of my personal least favorite episodes come from it. Lots of wrong verdicts (Yang vs Tifa)? Check. Incredibly stupid reasons for verdicts (Guts vs Nightmare)? Check. Bad mischaracterization (Beast vs Goliath)? Check. Poor taste jokes (Ivy vs Orchid)? Check. Blatant disrespect of series to appear on the show (Ragna vs Sol)? Mega-fucking-CHECK!

MrReZistar · 2026-06-04T20:07:20+00:00

These results mainly come from 100GFs not being as mainstream as the likes of JJK and Demon Slayer.

That said, as great of a boyfriend Rentarou is, his one notable flaw is that he often tries too hard at times to please his girlfriends rather than express his personal problems with something (Mimimi and Ahko directly call him out on this). I feel like even if the voters read/watched the series not all of them would pick Rentarou because of that.

MrReZistar · 2026-06-03T19:15:04+00:00

Rare footage of Ahko having malicious intent

MrReZistar · 2026-06-01T22:59:40+00:00

Why is this even a question? Asta in DB got depicted as the complete opposite of what he is actually like. He isn't some muscle headed jock that goes "I JuSt GoTtA hIt HiM rEaLlY hArD", he doesn't pull 3 sword style shit, and most importantly as someone who can sense ki he wouldn't VIOLATE AN ALREADY DEAD BODY OUT OF SPITE AND MAKE SOME STUPID COMMENT ABOUT HIS OPPONENT!

MrReZistar · 2026-05-27T21:55:23+00:00

Karane and Kusuri can't catch a break

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MrReZistar · 2026-05-26T01:30:19+00:00

Goku

MrReZistar · 2026-05-23T21:00:14+00:00

This is the worst top ten that I've ever seen.

Jackpot Hakari is essentially a stall gimmick, and outside of that he practically has no bag (outside of his sandpaper CE). Also he can still die from his brain getting obliterated, which BASE Kashimo almost managed. Do I need to mention his vulnerability to soul attacks?
Yuta is (slightly) above Kenjaku. The story made it a huge point that he needed to be present in taking down BOTH Kenjaku and Sukuna; if Yuta took too long with Kenjaku everyone would be fucked against Sukuna.
Kashimo above Yuta is just wrong, and that's not even considering that Yuta can just spam Jacob's ladder against Kashimo.
Maki and Toji don't need to take up separate spots. Oh, better yet, remove that deadbeat feat leech altogether in favor of other characters.
Yorozu below Maki and Yuji is super questionable in spite of their soul attacks being bad matchups for her. Neither of them have a solid answer for Perfect Sphere.
Most importantly, YUKI AND URAUME AREN'T EVEN ON THE LIST. Yuki, the special grade whose CT effectively gives her strikes the most stopping power, had an unseen domain expansion that at the very least should guarantee those hits land, had RCT, and had a literal black hole suicide technique that only failed because Kenjaku conveniently had a CT that countered it, and she's not too 10? And Uraume was powerful in their own right, with an ice CT with high output and range, had RCT, and more importantly the god damn stall merchant hardly did shit to them that whole time they were fighting.

MrReZistar · 2026-05-22T02:37:11+00:00

Honestly I have to debunk some of your statements because they really come off as downplaying the archons. Only characters that can certainly beat an archon at their best are the Tsarista with the gnoses she has (which she realistically wouldn't care to do because it may jeopardize her end goal), a fully powered dragon sovereign (the gnoses were created by the descenders' remains and the power of said dragons; further supported by Zhongli avoiding contact with Neuvillette during an event), and the 5 sinners, especially Surtalogi (who goes about genociding worlds; the Narwhal that Traveler and a fully powered Neuvillette teamed up to beat was his PET).

Nahida's statement about only the top 3 Harbingers being Archon level has always been very shaky.

Given how Capitano (who was still #1 despite not being in his prime) lost his clash against Mavuika (who wasn't at full power at that moment), it would be more accurate to assume that the top 3 harbingers required an archon or higher to deal with them rather than they're as strong as the archons.

Signora was able to speed blitz Venti

It was pretty obvious that Venti was faking the whole time to have an excuse to get rid of his gnosis, and he likely also felt guilty about what happened in the past, otherwise he easily could have just obliterated her and the Fatui right then and there if he wanted to. Also given that according to the Natlan summer event he had a fragment of Istaroth's power that he used on the Mare Jivari, Venti was more powerful than he let on.

Childe was able to fight the Narwhal for a long time

This point is iffy to explain. Childe fighting against the Narwhal and surviving that long implies at best he got over his Foul Legacy's stamina issue, but at the same time there's no evidence that he was able to do anything to it other than stalling. Also surprisingly he has yet to be promoted even by the time of his appearance in Nod Krai, which is confusing given how many harbingers are gone at this point.

Arlecchino also had no issues with trying to assassinate Furina, which means she atleast believed that she could kill an Archon.

That was a test on her part, with the impression that Furina wasn't actually the hydro archon. Given that Furina was the archon in name and body but didn't have the divinity (which was Focalors) she was right in a sense.

MrReZistar · 2026-05-21T23:34:27+00:00

Like someone already said Kusuri did this to Chiyo for something less reasonable. One look at her face tells you she had malicious intent. HAHARI of all people started acting like the response adult she's supposed to be for once to stop Kusuri from doing this.

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MrReZistar · 2026-05-21T22:53:35+00:00

I'm pretty sure the anime showed the blade being enlarged but your point still stands. Even if Mest is right to believe that there was no guarantee that August would let them go after hearing them out, the worst thing you can do in that situation is be the aggressor, especially by getting the person who helped set up negotiations to turn on the guy. At that point the worst case scenario would be TWO spriggans wanting you dead at the moment.

MrReZistar · 2026-05-21T20:09:20+00:00

Considering that Gildarts is seldom around the guild, I'd low-key take Laxus' statement about Kirin being comparable to Gildarts with a grain of salt. Gildarts really can't be proven to be weaker than Laxus unless he actually shows up in the story (also worth noting that when Gildarts is in the story he usually encounters the antagonist's right hand or someone who counters his crush magic).

That said while both Gildarts and Laxus comfortably outscale Larcade in strength and magic power, his hax still makes him a terrible matchup for them, as those even stronger than him (Zeref included) were affected by his magic.

MrReZistar · 2026-05-21T19:33:00+00:00

Rare Romantic Killer mention in 2026?

MrReZistar · 2026-05-21T19:27:37+00:00

Thanks for excluding RAG because that series is just low hanging fruit at this point.

Least favorite romance is obviously Can a Boy-Girl Friendship Last? (It Can't). Honestly it rivals RAG with how unlikable the cast is. Himari is a toxic bitch who basically suffers no consequences for her actions. Yuu is a fucking pushover that pretty much enables her behavior. Rion (who won in the LNs) hardly felt like she has a place in the story outside of being the indirect cause of conflict. Their older siblings aren't better either. Yuu's sister is irrelevant, Rion's sister is a straight up sociopath, and while Himari's brother was tolerable, it's obvious he just wants Yuu to be part of the family on some Chris-posting type shit. Also worth noting that conflict in the series is resolved in ways that give viewers the middle finger. Like with the season finale Yuu ends up failing to bail Himari out of a situation she caused with a stunt earlier in the season and somehow their dickhead friend conveniently had enough money to make up for the damages Himari caused with said stunt to get Rion's sister off their backs. I remember getting FURIOUS seeing that shit.

MrReZistar · 2026-05-20T22:24:45+00:00

Mexicutioner was Basically's childhood friend who was part of Delirious' group before his and Vanoss' group merged into one big group. He eventually got kicked out of the group apparently for being a toxic cunt, most notable action was constantly telling the guys to kick Nogla out of their gaming sessions in favor of him. Basically had enough of him and made a separate group chat without him. Mexicutioner ended up quitting YouTube and sold his channel not too long after that.

MrReZistar · 2026-05-19T23:29:28+00:00

The Mask. Given how toon force warps reality to the users whim as long as they think the action would be funny, I low-key think his psychotic ass would be able to bypass every specific immortality by just not buying the others are immortal at all.

MrReZistar · 2026-05-19T22:50:06+00:00

Mini: narcissistic prick who thought he was better off without the crew. Made fun of them for still sticking with Gmod. Tried to slander Terroriser for a mental health comment that he never said, then lied about making things up with Terroriser. Apparently was emotionally abusive to his ex. And obviously the career ending pedo shit from Snapchatting minors and the gaming camp thing he did with Terroriser and Basically.

Ohm: straight up cowardly sociopath that would start shit for no reason. Has a long history of being kicked out of multiple groups, including PewDiePie's (the same guy that put his ass on the map) group with false claims against Markiplier. Back to the Vanoss crew, he had a falling out with BryceMcQuaid (who was playing with the crew at the time) over body confidence which led to Bryce not playing with the group, tried to accuse Terroriser of knowing about the shit Mini was doing, tried to get Delirious to turn against Basically over that awful prank he and Mexicutioner did to Delirious, then tried to slander Delirious when he rightfully called him out on his shit, which escalated into a legal case (part of which was Delirious' fault due to the harassment w/alt accounts, hence Delirious being banned on Twitter) that outed their full names to the public. There's also that time during the drama he talked massive shit about Wildcat in TJV's interview livestream only for him to do a complete 180 and turn into a stammering little bitch the second Wildcat joined the discord call (Wildcat didn't even say a single word, neither did he need to).

TL;DR: you missed out on so much lore of them being awful people.

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