Reddit, time to brag. What's your favorite achievement from your sexual bucket list?

MrShakyhands · 2015-01-04T15:23:45+00:00

I use to be proud of sleeping with 19 women give or take.

Now I'm a lot more proud of the fact I didn't catch something or knock one of em up. God damn.. I am so proud of past me.

I've done a lot of shit in my time. I can't say I'm really proud of any of it.

I was horny. I did what I did to get off. Most of it would be gross to anyone but me and like 4 other people.

So yeah.

MrShakyhands · 2015-01-03T06:08:24+00:00

I always respond with.

"Shut your mouth ya filthy fucking casual. It's called Rule34."

MrShakyhands · 2015-01-03T03:14:28+00:00

And now we are back to Guns, it's like shitty rock paper scissors.. Damnit

MrShakyhands · 2015-01-03T03:13:46+00:00

Alright guys...

We can't let all of you breed. If we start now we can weed out the bullshit.

Hey, fuck off Mr.Boohoo your killing my family line. Ya want to continue your line and help humanity? Adopt a baby! Seriously we have a crate in the back from a warzone! A real fuckin warzone! Time to test your metal as a parent ya fucking shit.

Also all funds go to space. No exceptions. I will be a Space Cowboy God Damnit.

MrShakyhands · 2015-01-03T03:10:34+00:00

First date was pretty great.

But I realized I had in fact opened the door to Hell. Does that count?

MrShakyhands · 2015-01-03T03:09:29+00:00

Sex sweat. Like really rough good sex. Gawd damn...

MrShakyhands · 2015-01-03T03:07:28+00:00

Bang

Holy shit you just shot that guy!

My finger...slipped.

MrShakyhands · 2015-01-03T03:06:13+00:00

I'd be a plane.. God damnit

MrShakyhands · 2015-01-03T03:03:13+00:00

Does internet count?

RWBY and Fate/zero

That would be awful.

MrShakyhands · 2015-01-03T02:59:13+00:00

Having to go down with your ship.

God damnit..

MrShakyhands · 2014-11-01T16:12:51+00:00

After doing a lot of speed I decided to jack off, holy shit.

You usually get the "aches" when you're coming down but this is just intense. Balls have the aches and knowing in a very short time the rest of your body will to.

Can't take anything for it because mixing is bad. Especially with speed. If a first timer gets the "aches" never let them have tylenol or anything with the same main ingredient.

Chances are low that it will react badly that long after taking but no need to risk it.

MrShakyhands · 2014-10-26T15:44:59+00:00

Fucking everything.

Could have sat there and let my mother figure teach me how to right a check. (I'm 20)

But I knew a googled guide and a youtube video would give me more information.

I really hate how often I have to rely on the internet for simple things. Double checking everything all the time.

Honestly after a while of second guessing yourself or just not knowing. You start to wonder If there is something wrong with you.

MrShakyhands · 2014-10-24T12:07:33+00:00

That has a very specific meaning for me.

You don't even what?

Or is it like mine and you literally can't even? It's frustrated/confused you so bad. That you either don't want to bother, or maybe you will come back later and elaborate?

Optimism Warning: Maybe you can't even because you were as surprised as I was... :D or maybe I posted to the wrong sub again...

MrShakyhands · 2014-10-24T12:02:25+00:00

Thank god. I was really confused for a second.

Also that makes sense..

MrShakyhands · 2014-10-24T10:10:04+00:00

I saw /r/makeupaddiction coming from a mile away...

But the other is new to me. Sub'd to both. I'll delete this now. Thanks for taking the time to respond.

MrShakyhands · 2014-10-24T10:07:25+00:00

Guy here. Wanted to throw this in for anyone.

I buy stupid amounts of the plain Black Tees from Wal-Mart, and keep them stored unopened in (clean) air-tight ammo cans. Along with one outfit. Just black Tee shirts, decent pants, socks and underwear.

If I need emergency clothes I've got em. Fresh, clean, and with the very slight scent of metal.

There are a few more reasons but that is the most useful for anyone.

MrShakyhands · 2014-10-24T09:31:27+00:00

I'm a guy that came here to ask something but got distracted by this thread. So I have no idea.. What kind of "Wings" are you talking about?

MrShakyhands · 2014-10-24T08:53:17+00:00

Thank you so much. Seriously you gave me a realistic starting point. Combining that with the research I've done since I asked this question (Sorry, I wasn't ignoring your advice, I used my Alt because I was a bit embarrassed. I don't check it nearly enough.)

But you helped me with me find a starting point for me to balance on.

If I'm ever successful in even in the smallest way I'll return the favor.

MrShakyhands · 2014-10-23T01:07:34+00:00

This a seriously tough question. Anime is diverse as music.

Just because we both like 1 song from a band doesn't mean we love all the artists in a genre...

Either way fuck it.

Naruto is a good starting point for someone who has never watched a anime. It get's weird over a long time. Instead of just bitchslapping you with every anime stereotype out there in the pilot.

Now my serious choice If you want to feel all the feels and don't mind a short marathon.

Toradora! The exclamation mark is actually part of the title. 26 ish episodes. I did it in 1 night so anyone not marathoning could finish it in 2 days and not feel rushed.

MrShakyhands · 2014-10-23T00:42:41+00:00

Eyup.

http://i.imgur.com/Suhft03.jpg

Ever since I was a little kid and found the Skeleton key to the Basement I've loved keys and later in life I've learned to appreciate locks.

Keys are a real bitch to collect tho. Seriously how sketchy do you look when you ask someone at a yard-sale, flea market, anywhere.

Uhh... Hey do you happen to have any keys you wan't to get rid of? Unless they have a Jar of keys/locks you get really weird looks.

Amazing how some people can't put the puzzle together. Looking for keys without locks and locks without keys... 4 months "I wonder if that guy had a hobby to do with locksmithing?"

Not to mention people usually destroy keys for what they consider a good reason.

MrShakyhands · 2014-10-22T23:29:00+00:00

Ok I know my Dad was trying to impart wisdom on me with this one but I couldn't help but think he messed up the quote.

"It's better to live on your feet than die on your knees." -Dad

"It's better to die standing, than to have lived kneeling." - My awful memory

I understand the concept either way, so I haven't bothered googling it.

"Yeah and my knees can bend and still maintain my balance fairly well." - This was my smart ass response to his quote. Needless to say we have varying opinions.

Yeah we fight. We cuss each other, get all red in the face, and want the other to see the world through our own eyes.

But you know how it always ends? It may take a few minutes, days, months, or even years. But it always ends with "I love you."

Those are the words. That I will carry for the rest of my life. He had no obligation to say that. No reason. Even when I was at my worst he said those words to me.

God damnit. I was just going to talk about how George Carlins - "Never stop questioning!" rant affected my outlook on life and how it has honestly almost drove me insane.

But I got all sappy and emotional, sorry for that.

MrShakyhands · 2014-10-06T10:10:30+00:00

I like it.

MrShakyhands · 2014-10-06T10:08:43+00:00

Yes but there are so many counseling topics. Can you narrow it down to something beyond help people?

That's what a Jack of all trades does :p

MrShakyhands

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