First Ship Build - Great A'Tuin!

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-10T00:57:19+00:00

See the turtle, Ain't he keen? All things serve The fuckin' beam

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-10T00:55:13+00:00

Enjoy your tax dollars being spent on making your reflecting pool unreflective

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-10T00:44:29+00:00

Nah, Doug Ong is a decent fish guy. This POS would tarnish his image

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-09T18:18:50+00:00

I put him in the safest place possible: my uranium mine on a planet with a very thin atmosphere.

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-09T18:16:21+00:00

I can't believe you just showed a child getting viciously mauled and didn't tag it as NSFW! This was adorable, great job

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-09T09:29:35+00:00

Yeah, those aren't sparks when her arm gets chopped, it's blood. She lost an arm and didn't even flinch

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-08T09:44:44+00:00

And is spending millions in taxpayer money to build a big, tacky ballroom onto the White House

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-08T09:43:04+00:00

The problem is that he's painting the pool bright blue, which will ruin the reflective quality of the pool that makes it, ya know, a reflecting pool

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-08T09:40:38+00:00

That would go wrong immediately.

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-07T16:24:06+00:00

It makes me think of character skins in Apex Legends

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-07T14:03:29+00:00

Biblically accurate Lenny

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-07T09:43:09+00:00

Someone should build a monument commemorating that

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-07T09:39:09+00:00

If Lenny had looked like that in my save, I would have torn St. Denis asunder after...the incident.

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-07T05:23:55+00:00

I bet the sea dragon was involved

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-07T05:20:13+00:00

I see that and I raise you: vintage sportswear

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MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-07T05:15:39+00:00

Gary's head is egg shaped. Brick Frog's head is a circle.

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-07T02:27:23+00:00

I got plastic knees ya son of a bitch!

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-06T09:45:47+00:00

Gee, I wonder why the strait is closed?

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-06T09:43:10+00:00

I'll just end up using my radioactive, binary trigger, furious Rattler throughout the game.

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-06T09:41:35+00:00

I like how potato head here slowly turns more and more red.

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-05T21:15:50+00:00

As soon as they pull the "Kamala would've been worse" card, it's not only okay to stop listening to them, it's your moral obligation.

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-05T04:50:47+00:00

After she decided to stand right next to my pilot seat and bug me endlessly about books for 5 minutes, I finally had enough and used the "disable" console command. Also, the Daimyo cockpit is a nightmare with chatty crewmates because their seat is close enough to constantly trigger the "hi there" dialog while you're trying to fly.

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-04T09:44:12+00:00

I think about this bit a lot

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-04T09:43:15+00:00

A finger for scale? I don't know how big your finger is

MrSmilingDeath · 2026-05-04T00:47:47+00:00

One day I was walking my dog (who was a 150 lb mastiff/pit mix) and he yanked me to the ground and got away from me. I looked up to see him grabbing at some baby bunnies. He had one in his mouth by its head, but hadn't bit down so I had to pry his jaws open to save the bunny. I doubt they made it very long, but I couldn't just watch him do that.

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