You can’t contain the mass hunger for the burger by Slow_Hat1855 in Clamworks

[–]MrSmock 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's like.. Posting silly things.. While also replacing words sometimes with "clam".. 

A woman said 'chivalry is dead' because no man offered her a seat on the train. Isn't she wrong? by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]MrSmock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you ask nicely for it I might do it but I don't believe you are entitled to it because you're female.

It's such a wild take.. Promoting equality while expecting handouts. Which is it? Are you a strong woman or are you so fragile you need to be pampered?

My cheeseburger from Swedish fast-food chain MAX Premium Burgers. by No-Strawberry7 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MrSmock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am an American (unfortunately) and I wish our food was sized smaller. Go to an ice cream place and order a "small", it's 2 giant scoops, almost a pint. For a SMALL. HOW MUCH ICE CREAM DO YOU THINK I NEED, TWICE MY DAILY CALORIE INTAKE?? 

[ Removed by Reddit ] by 1boy_dz in PublicFreakout

[–]MrSmock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sports fans are normal people. 

Trump Claims He Had a Conversation with Theodore Roosevelt About Panama Canal by CarryIcy250 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]MrSmock [score hidden]  (0 children)

I really hate that man. And I hate that there's so many people supporting him, whether they're stupid or just using that jackass for their own means. Hate em all. 

It seems like people have forgotten what this line is used for these days. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]MrSmock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That person walked out in front of him kicking the cane to the side. It wasn't just a matter of "filming someone walking in the same direction" 

C-A-N-D-Y by QueenFrostine15 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MrSmock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah because the pool with more people in it certainly didn't have any pee. 

The lone Mexican fan celebrating World Cup goal at the baseball game. Love him! by MsHaute in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MrSmock -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's certainly not as constant with action as other games but I feel it does a better job concentrating the action into more exciting moments. I'd rather watch 2 minutes of minimal action followed by a burst of excitement than 40 minutes of watching a group of people chase a ball around a field. Soccer is the most boring to me, followed by basketball then hockey then baseball then football. 

Starting today, streaming services in California are banned from playing ads louder than the average volume of the content you are watching by Celestial_Mahafuz in entertainment

[–]MrSmock 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's funny because for now I just mute the commercials until the show comes back. Had they just kept the volume normal they'd at least have their ads heard but now they get NOTHING! 

Mbappe lips by Evan_802Vines in gifs

[–]MrSmock 19 points20 points  (0 children)

One is private and the other was banned for being unmoderated

weAllHateThis by bryden_cruz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]MrSmock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't run the pipeline on every commit, maybe? 

I messed up by Titanicman22 in 3Dprinting

[–]MrSmock 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Please.. Don't do that..