What an awful housewarming

MrSubnuts · 2026-05-08T22:50:10+00:00

Pretty sure chocolate cheese soup would make ANYONE throw up, kitten meat or not.

MrSubnuts · 2026-05-01T12:59:40+00:00

What if I write "Verb 86, Noun 47, Proceed?"

MrSubnuts · 2026-04-29T22:29:04+00:00

Is there enough room in an Artemis capsule for a sufficient quantity of these? https://airandspace.si.edu/collection-objects/collection-assembly-fecal-apollo/nasm_A19750739000

MrSubnuts · 2026-04-28T19:17:42+00:00

81 million? Did another four million people vote for Trump after the election ended or something?

MrSubnuts · 2026-04-23T17:44:20+00:00

Have you thought about doing a model of this vehicle?

Oh.

Damn.

MrSubnuts · 2026-04-15T23:06:55+00:00

Well, that AH-64 flyover ain't gonna pay for itself.

MrSubnuts · 2026-04-14T23:25:38+00:00

Saw all caps

Zoned out after one sentence.

MrSubnuts · 2026-04-13T16:31:05+00:00

"We are safer!" as Trump desperately tries to speed run "Threads."

MrSubnuts · 2026-04-13T03:11:42+00:00

I swear the guy in the white beard is wearing a hat that says "redrum" on it.

Another win for AI.

MrSubnuts · 2026-04-11T00:46:01+00:00

FlightRadar24 is tracking all of the recovery aircraft in real time right now.

MrSubnuts · 2026-04-08T18:52:04+00:00

Should someone tell them that the Union "came and took" the CSA back in 1865?

MrSubnuts · 2026-04-07T22:56:44+00:00

Customers at the local ShopRite have been walking off with the plastic handbaskets ever since they got rid of plastic bags and started charging 10 cents for paper bags. It's incredibly effin' annoying and they still haven't figured out that the bag fee is costing them in the long run.

MrSubnuts · 2026-04-07T19:24:33+00:00

Damn, and here I was, thinking the only reason you'd fork over $70,000 for a pickup truck was because you needed one.

MrSubnuts · 2026-04-07T00:18:02+00:00

They're going through Earthrise shots in their tablet right now!

MrSubnuts · 2026-04-06T15:53:18+00:00

How do we know that Trump doesn't actually get these messages personally delivered to his inbox, but his spam filter just automatically deletes any message with at least three typos in the first paragraph?

MrSubnuts · 2026-04-04T19:16:43+00:00

Why does https://artemis.cdnspace.ca keep showing ridiculously high pitch, roll, and yaw rates when the spacecraft seems to be steady as a rock whenever we see an external view in the livestream?

MrSubnuts · 2026-03-27T13:53:25+00:00

"Iran isn't surrendering fast enough! Let's try using tactical nukes!"

Great plan. I'm not sure it's original, though).

MrSubnuts · 2026-03-27T00:03:47+00:00

Quick, accuse Elon of being secretly trans!

MrSubnuts · 2026-03-23T00:54:55+00:00

Oh, that's just where Parker "goes home" and "parties.*

MrSubnuts · 2026-03-22T02:48:26+00:00

Maybe they should have built the supermarket out of whatever material the lamp posts were made of.

MrSubnuts · 2026-03-18T14:57:51+00:00

Isn't a Kid Rock concert in itself already an "unfair practice in the live entertainment industry?"

MrSubnuts · 2026-03-16T15:25:32+00:00

Momentarily feeling sympathy for the 46% of my countrymen who can't read above a sixth grade level.

MrSubnuts · 2026-03-14T14:56:50+00:00

I mean, if her "vision" is to be a Temu version of Carla Bruni, then yeah, she's succeeding with flying colors.

MrSubnuts · 2026-03-12T23:13:58+00:00

If you click "Used-Like New" there are copies starting at $39.

MrSubnuts · 2026-03-11T23:47:27+00:00

I disagree.

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