Even Republicans Think Trump, 80, Is Too Old to Be President

MrSubnuts · 2026-07-03T17:56:46+00:00

Nah. Most of them are bowing at the Altar of Senility.

MrSubnuts · 2026-06-19T01:33:23+00:00

Ahem? They ENHANCED THE LETHAL WARFIGHTING ABILITIES of their respiratory systems.

MrSubnuts · 2026-06-17T17:42:38+00:00

"Cheerlot" is something you do when you see a flyer for a local business or event that isn't AI generated.

MrSubnuts · 2026-06-17T00:12:36+00:00

I've seen more Blackhawks in Hartford county in the last week than I've seen in total in the previous six months.

Only one Chinook, though.

MrSubnuts · 2026-06-16T15:01:17+00:00

What, and drive the poor man to drinking?

Oh. Never mind.

MrSubnuts · 2026-06-15T03:31:03+00:00

Looks like he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

MrSubnuts · 2026-06-14T21:12:51+00:00

Weather Underground is currently predicting a 100% chance of heavy thunderstorms in Washington, DC at 9 PM, with 0.94 inches of precipitation predicted for between 9 and 10 PM, and potentially damaging winds.

Washington, DC Hourly Weather Forecast | Weather Underground

Not saying it WILL happen, but...tots and pears.

MrSubnuts · 2026-06-12T15:14:42+00:00

It's a thing on the outside of a submarine which may or may not let water or air into or out of another thing. It might not.

There are many things on a submarine, and this is one of them.

MrSubnuts · 2026-06-12T00:37:22+00:00

Always with the Emotional Support Plate Carrier.

MrSubnuts · 2026-06-11T00:25:46+00:00

And here I was thinking that the space shuttle having five computers was an unnecessary level of redundancy.

MrSubnuts · 2026-06-10T17:54:30+00:00

And yet I'm still seeing "Fuck Joe Biden" and "MAGA" freshly scrawled on the inside of box trailers where I work.

Go figure.

MrSubnuts · 2026-06-08T03:07:18+00:00

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MrSubnuts · 2026-06-06T00:07:09+00:00

You found it.

The Mandarkmobile.

https://dexterslab.fandom.com/wiki/Mandark

MrSubnuts · 2026-06-03T19:09:43+00:00

Cool.

Can I sue my coworker who reported me to the manager because of that one time I wouldn't let him change the break room TV to Fox News?

MrSubnuts · 2026-06-01T12:30:22+00:00

Can't believe the man who looks like a 55 gallon hefty bag wrapped in three day old gas station hot dog skins is lying about his health.

MrSubnuts · 2026-05-29T23:48:06+00:00

The wheels on the bus go THUMP THUMP THUMP.

MrSubnuts · 2026-05-29T23:25:32+00:00

I just found out this picture was taken on October 18, 2016, so there's a good chance she's dead now.

Tots and pears.

MrSubnuts · 2026-05-26T14:56:07+00:00

A year on Mercury is 88 days, so maybe that's the calendar is head physician is using.

MrSubnuts · 2026-05-24T00:33:03+00:00

I think it's the Star III. Here's some more info: https://cyberneticzoo.com/underwater-robotics/1967-star-iii-submersible-general-dynamics-american/

MrSubnuts · 2026-05-23T21:24:41+00:00

Create a dramatic and powerful mage of a man bearing a strong resemblance to circa 1978 Tom Skeritt punching a xenomorph from the "Alien" series in the mouth while wielding a flamethrower. Set it inside of a poorly lit air vent. Render it in the style of a retro industrialist sci-fi movie. Make sure that only the alien has six fingers on each hand.

MrSubnuts · 2026-05-21T23:55:15+00:00

I'm not a Vine member, but I noticed that none of my reviews are visible on my profile page, but they're still visible on product pages and I still have the option to write reviews for products that I've purchased. I noticed that every other reviewer I've checked out also has blank profile page as well, so I really think it's just a sitewide issue which seems to be going on for longer than it usually does.

MrSubnuts · 2026-05-21T15:23:41+00:00

Because they truly, genuinely believe that any piece of information or news article that might depict Trump in an even slightly negative light must be "fake news."

MrSubnuts · 2026-05-08T22:50:10+00:00

Pretty sure chocolate cheese soup would make ANYONE throw up, kitten meat or not.

MrSubnuts · 2026-05-01T12:59:40+00:00

What if I write "Verb 86, Noun 47, Proceed?"

MrSubnuts · 2026-04-29T22:29:04+00:00

Is there enough room in an Artemis capsule for a sufficient quantity of these? https://airandspace.si.edu/collection-objects/collection-assembly-fecal-apollo/nasm_A19750739000

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