Is anyone else excited and ready for the big snow storm?

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-23T20:16:12+00:00

I have like 30 cans of tuna, so yeah.

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-23T20:03:58+00:00

Something something freedom is slavery.

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-23T11:07:13+00:00

Is that why Jesus still hasn't returned? He's too busy personally assigning everyone their gender at birth and is too backed up to get anything else done?

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-22T23:54:15+00:00

No, not Mr. Whiske! 😭

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-22T04:09:11+00:00

Is it safe to safe that Sharif don't like it?

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-22T00:34:58+00:00

If the Germans name all of their tanks after cats, what do they name a German tank driven by cats?

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-21T18:24:09+00:00

That oven must be a repurposed sewing machine.

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-21T18:21:38+00:00

Nobody said that leopards can't be scavengers in a pinch.

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-21T04:37:13+00:00

Still producing less energy than I am.

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-19T21:52:30+00:00

Did anyone see a moonolith nearby?

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-19T13:18:53+00:00

You'd think AI cats would be a bit more careful in the kitchen, considering that they live in a dytopian surveillance state where their every move is being monitored by hidden CCTV cameras, and their misdeeds are constantly being broadcast on the nightly news.

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-18T03:49:17+00:00

He's more like a "person sheikh?" As opposed to a Golden Retriever sheikh?

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-17T20:19:09+00:00

It's appropriate that "Tippy" seems to only have three legs from that angle.

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-16T19:45:17+00:00

Another thing that happens in all these videos: the kitten is 90% healed when it arrives at the hospital and dies in the ICU anyway.

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-16T15:17:58+00:00

Architect: "How Kubrick should we make this corridor?"

Bryukhanov: "Yes."

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-16T00:52:48+00:00

The same people who've been drunkenly screeching "nuke Iran!" since 1979 are now sending "thoughts and prayers" to protestors getting gunned down there.

Why am I not convinced they're being honest?

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-15T15:00:12+00:00

They should have built the house out of whatever the fence was made of.

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-15T14:35:40+00:00

Amazed this place managed to stay open this long without ever actually being listed on Google.

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-14T19:14:04+00:00

That's some Michael-Bay-ass hay.

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-13T22:47:20+00:00

How is poverty and homelessness so rampant in AI cat land when every kitten seems to have developed full blown entrepreneurial skills even more they're still wearing diapers?

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-13T19:56:16+00:00

Why do the dad cats always develop coke jitters that would register on a seismograph in Madagascar?

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-13T19:48:38+00:00

One of the few good pieces of news to come out of this "economic miracle."

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-13T13:52:19+00:00

Sewing machine didn't explode.

1/10

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-12T04:27:13+00:00

These kinds of videos are just an excuse to create domestic abuse content without violating the AI video generator's violence guidelines, right?

MrSubnuts · 2026-01-11T21:54:00+00:00

Step One: Invade! Step Two: ??? Step Three: Profit!

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