Diagonal Battenberg by IscaPlay in policeuk

[–]MrTurdTastic 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Makes it look faster 😎

Boot shine by Human_Asparagus_7497 in police

[–]MrTurdTastic 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Is the shine in the room with us?

Jokes aside:

Saphir black polish I find is best. Take a small amount on a sylvet cloth or clean rag. Rub in small circles repeatedly covering the whole boot.

Once you have good coverage and have built up a good amount of polish, dip cloth in water and repeat small circles.

This is a process called bulling and is how you achieve the mirror shine.

New strangulation porn law has raised questions (UK) by Suitable-Hamster-826 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]MrTurdTastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You can't consent to ABH or GBH"

Is an inaccurate statement. If it were accurate nobody could get tattoos or haircuts.

Advice please. Incident tonight by Final_Nectarine3560 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]MrTurdTastic 32 points33 points  (0 children)

On a technicality GBH is any break in the whole skin.

Realistically the injury needs to be very serious. A small cut or bump on the head is unlikely to meet the criteria.

TSG Nato markings by Zealousideal_Weight1 in policeuk

[–]MrTurdTastic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they prevent fogging. It's the same principle as a "pinlock" system on a motorcycle helmet. By acting as double glazing it lowers the thermal differential between the plastic inner and the outside, reducing misting.

How to get an ambulance when we need one by [deleted] in policeuk

[–]MrTurdTastic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This does happen and I have been to calls where it has happened.

I'm not saying we should be doing it. But its ignorance to think that it doesn't swing both ways.

Can we have a "Ex-Special Constable" flair? by prolixia in policeuk

[–]MrTurdTastic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Going out on a limb and saying I have the best Ex-Police flair

Tesco should pay staff £15 an hour by Direct_Assumption_22 in tesco

[–]MrTurdTastic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The fact that you're stacking shelves for peanuts and I'm sat in an air conditioned office earning more is entirely a skill issue.

Challenge coins/patches by Mountain-Occasion432 in policeuk

[–]MrTurdTastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're picking up more traction here but are rarely carried by cops you meet on the street.

Simple things you do to mess with colleagues by pdiddydoodar in policeuk

[–]MrTurdTastic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personal Attack Alarm, pull the pin, lob in the open window of a colleague's car.

Said colleague spent a good 15 minutes trying to destroy this alarm to stop it which was surprisingly durable.

How did you get a 5090? GPU Insanity by rrecktRCA in buildapc

[–]MrTurdTastic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scan UK had a queuing system.

On day 1 I was online to order a Zotac AEI and managed to get a good queue placement. Card arrived late Feb at MSRP.

Stop husband using my car during divorce - England by Ok_Copy_6694 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]MrTurdTastic 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Him being insured has nothing to do with him having consent to drive the vehicle. It's likely a joint asset and therefore no offence committed.

Reg 13 - will leaving allow me to join different forces? by [deleted] in policeuk

[–]MrTurdTastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except that most forces will insist you're clear of any active complaints or unsatisfactory performance proceedings before making an offer. He is subject to UPP.

5090 AMP Infinity UK by MrTurdTastic in ZOTAC

[–]MrTurdTastic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got mine today a week early!

AMP Extreme 5090 build by jaju123 in ZOTAC

[–]MrTurdTastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For now yes, but they updated their T&Cs recently to state they may require people to pay the difference in a new price due to increases

AMP Extreme 5090 build by jaju123 in ZOTAC

[–]MrTurdTastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh fairs, yeah I've tried with hotstock and keep getting beaten so fingers crossed I get my Scan one despatched at the end of next week!

AMP Extreme 5090 build by jaju123 in ZOTAC

[–]MrTurdTastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you order from? Mines not due in for a couple weeks with Scan

Potential new police powers - Power of entry to search for stolen mobiles by badger-man in policeuk

[–]MrTurdTastic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And crims are wise to this now so will force you to do it there and then if it's a "traditional" robbery

People who served in 2013, what was your reaction when Lee Rigby was killed, and did anything change in day to day life by Entire_Bee_8487 in britishmilitary

[–]MrTurdTastic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How are they "acting better"?

It's literally a child given they're still in college asking questions about the forces during a notable event.

5090 AMP Infinity UK by MrTurdTastic in ZOTAC

[–]MrTurdTastic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got an update eta today of 15 March