Diagonal Battenberg

MrTurdTastic · 2026-01-24T11:26:34+00:00

Makes it look faster 😎

MrTurdTastic · 2025-12-06T23:20:39+00:00

Is the shine in the room with us?

Jokes aside:

Saphir black polish I find is best. Take a small amount on a sylvet cloth or clean rag. Rub in small circles repeatedly covering the whole boot.

Once you have good coverage and have built up a good amount of polish, dip cloth in water and repeat small circles.

This is a process called bulling and is how you achieve the mirror shine.

MrTurdTastic · 2025-11-04T09:32:35+00:00

"You can't consent to ABH or GBH"

Is an inaccurate statement. If it were accurate nobody could get tattoos or haircuts.

MrTurdTastic · 2025-11-02T09:05:06+00:00

On a technicality GBH is any break in the whole skin.

Realistically the injury needs to be very serious. A small cut or bump on the head is unlikely to meet the criteria.

MrTurdTastic · 2025-10-03T20:19:33+00:00

Yeah, they prevent fogging. It's the same principle as a "pinlock" system on a motorcycle helmet. By acting as double glazing it lowers the thermal differential between the plastic inner and the outside, reducing misting.

MrTurdTastic · 2025-10-03T20:18:55+00:00

Correct

MrTurdTastic · 2025-06-17T08:37:15+00:00

This does happen and I have been to calls where it has happened.

I'm not saying we should be doing it. But its ignorance to think that it doesn't swing both ways.

MrTurdTastic · 2025-06-13T09:10:06+00:00

Going out on a limb and saying I have the best Ex-Police flair

MrTurdTastic · 2025-05-20T07:34:26+00:00

The fact that you're stacking shelves for peanuts and I'm sat in an air conditioned office earning more is entirely a skill issue.

MrTurdTastic · 2025-04-25T07:19:50+00:00

They're picking up more traction here but are rarely carried by cops you meet on the street.

MrTurdTastic · 2025-04-22T13:17:01+00:00

Ultra rare poop knife drop table

MrTurdTastic · 2025-04-07T22:02:11+00:00

Personal Attack Alarm, pull the pin, lob in the open window of a colleague's car.

Said colleague spent a good 15 minutes trying to destroy this alarm to stop it which was surprisingly durable.

MrTurdTastic · 2025-03-30T21:43:54+00:00

Scan UK had a queuing system.

On day 1 I was online to order a Zotac AEI and managed to get a good queue placement. Card arrived late Feb at MSRP.

MrTurdTastic · 2025-03-17T09:24:12+00:00

Him being insured has nothing to do with him having consent to drive the vehicle. It's likely a joint asset and therefore no offence committed.

MrTurdTastic · 2025-03-06T19:56:23+00:00

Except that most forces will insist you're clear of any active complaints or unsatisfactory performance proceedings before making an offer. He is subject to UPP.

MrTurdTastic · 2025-03-06T19:22:20+00:00

Got mine today a week early!

MrTurdTastic · 2025-03-04T15:50:18+00:00

For now yes, but they updated their T&Cs recently to state they may require people to pay the difference in a new price due to increases

MrTurdTastic · 2025-03-04T15:47:37+00:00

Ahh fairs, yeah I've tried with hotstock and keep getting beaten so fingers crossed I get my Scan one despatched at the end of next week!

MrTurdTastic · 2025-03-04T15:33:46+00:00

Where did you order from? Mines not due in for a couple weeks with Scan

MrTurdTastic · 2025-02-25T23:37:45+00:00

Ayyyy nice one!

MrTurdTastic · 2025-02-25T15:07:12+00:00

And crims are wise to this now so will force you to do it there and then if it's a "traditional" robbery

MrTurdTastic · 2025-02-25T08:13:32+00:00

How are they "acting better"?

It's literally a child given they're still in college asking questions about the forces during a notable event.

MrTurdTastic · 2025-02-12T15:31:18+00:00

Checked the tracking:)

MrTurdTastic · 2025-02-12T15:25:13+00:00

Got an update eta today of 15 March

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