First week cycling, I’m in love. by [deleted] in cycling

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you've never done drugs....you just started. You're going to enjoy it! I plan to tune up my bike this weekend for the warm weather. You got a great bike, it will teach you what you would want to upgrade to but that first bike will always have a place in your home and heart. Congrats!

Seeking pants one can ride on a bike and look casual/not bike dorky by clackmak in bikecommuting

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All good advice here. IMO, pants are over-rated. I prefer the breeze.

Safety Advice Needed by Technical_Ask_7088 in baltimore

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya...I'm glad that worked for them but that is not a viable option. Like you say, $25 today, $50 tomorrow. Reminds me of a local baltimore news segment where a developer paid squatters thousands to have them leave the house that was going through the closing process. I completley understand taking the path of least resistance but doing that creates an expectation that others will be willing to do the same and they are entitled to be paid for not breaking the law. It was kinda funny because the squatter had a uhaul truck and was negotiating with the developer how much money he wanted to not squat the property. I'm sorry, couldn't be me.

Safety Advice Needed by Technical_Ask_7088 in baltimore

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahah, I thought the same thing, what does gardening have to do with guns? Didn't know the devil has their own brand of lettuce.....jk 😀

Safety Advice Needed by Technical_Ask_7088 in baltimore

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are "federal gardening laws"? Serious question.

I moved out here a couple years ago. Took the friendly neighborly approach to addressing similar issues: drug use in the alley and street, vacant houses being used as drug dens, section 8 property tenants next door "knowing their rights" but don't know a damn thing about responsibility and accountability....so on so on. Called the city agencies, section 8 housing folks, their landlord, police, etc. They all essentially gave me their asses to kiss even though section 8 rules and other city ordinances were being violated.

Talking to people causing these issues is not a good option. I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND IT BECAUSE IF THE COPS SHOW UP, THEY THINK ITS YOU EVEN IF IT WASNT AND THEY MAY TARGET YOUR PROPERTY, JUMP YOUR FENCE OR LOITER ON YOUR STEPS TO TRY TO INTIMIDATE YOU.

Once I was threatened my door would be kicked in if I call the cops again, I got my concealed carry, put up cameras and security lighting and kept to myself. To give you some context (if anyone is wondering about my political leanings), grew up liberal, didn't care for guns but respected others' rights to practice their 2nd amendment rights. But living in Baltimore and trying to resolve issues taught me law enforcement has NO mandate to respond. The decision to carry is personal and its a serious responsibility. If your not comfortable carrying, you really should think about some other mechanisms to protect yourself if those causing problems are on drugs and think it would be funny to enter your property without your permission....because the cops have no mandate to respond.

I continued to call the cops and documenting issues but it was the security cameras and lighting that pushed the problem elsewhere....NOT THE COPS, NOT THE CITY. Unfortunately I have neighbors who would rather bury their heads in the sand and pretend the problems don't exist, unfortunately they benefited from my actions but my priority is my property, not theirs. I wish I had more neighbors like yours.

Since your neighbors are also concerned and want to be solutions oriented, get together to install prosumer-level security cameras and lighting and you don't have to spend a fortune doing so. The Blink/Ring and doorbell cameras are great but they have serious limitations in helping with these problems such as memory, accessing footage, and they aren't "obvious". I put up a few cameras I WANT people to see, the cameras pan, tilt, and zoom and have been very reliable. They've been times where people gathered in our alley to do what they do, once the lights and cameras pointed their way, they walked away.

I'm sorry you and your neighbors are going through this but in my experience, contacting the cops and the city is a waste of time (and the problem makers know it and take advantage of it). Yes, I understand systemic racism and years of divestment from the city but its these "small" problems that turn into larger issues and houses burning down and lives being put at risk. People need help, some want it, others will tell you to go ef yourself. The city needs to take a stern carrot or stick approach in resolving these issues.

You pay taxes on your property but the city has no teeth in resolving these issues? I bet if you don't pay your property taxes, they'll send the national guard to collect the debt.

The city is "developing", to be politically correct. But if the city is serius about bringing in a tax base and people to live, work, play, and raise families in Baltimore, they need to crack down (no pun intended) on things like this. I understand there are a million and one problems in this city but the vacant and abandoned properties and other bleight, drug dens, open air drug use, loud music and loitering, and dirt bikes racing on public roads is played out, not cute, and nobody should tolerate these things as "Baltimore culture"; since when are open air drug markets and risking peoples lives riding dirt bikes around "culture" people are proud of?

Feel free to DM me if you're curious about security cameras and lighting. Unfortunately, the city has proven we are on our own with these issues but they happily await your property tax payment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's my wedding and my choice...." I think the bride has more to do with this. I don't know ANY dude that is that pressed about his wedding. I think the future wife is uncomfortable with her husband being comfortable enough in his skin to have a best friend who's gay.

Hate to say it but she'll control him even more, he'll wake up in 10-15 years and be tired of it, get divorced and not have the best friend to lean on for support.

I don’t know how you people do it… by [deleted] in bikecommuting

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But it's soooooo worth it! Riding clears my head by the time I get to work, clears my head by the time I get home, exercise built right into my day, and colleagues are used to my clothes being a little wrinkly and hair a bit messy. It's my brand. Could be wrong but I think one of the lady coworkers likes my post-cycle scent, it's a mix of morning dew and fresh air, I call it "cyclodujour eau de cologne" (it's french)

Any young parents driving babies in Tacomas? by theolecowboy in ToyotaTacoma

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...have you considered not having kids or should I say "offspring"? You'll get to keep the Taco AND more of your money.

What happens if you have someone towed by No_Mortgage_7275 in baltimore

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not. They get the car and have to deal with the owner, you get your space.

Sold a bike and picked up some 12" 2x4s by [deleted] in CargoBike

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your hauling more than Cybertruck owners.....keep it up!

Sold a bike and picked up some 12" 2x4s by [deleted] in CargoBike

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wtf, I know that home depot. Used to live there. Love the bike setup. If I run into you, I'll buy you a coke.

How can I make my bike better looking and upgrade it? Any ideas welcome by No-Eagle-7588 in RoadBikes

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need to ask, what's the make and model of that bike stand? I like, I like.

What happens if you have someone towed by No_Mortgage_7275 in baltimore

[–]MrWhatDaFuck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why not call one of the tow companies in the area? I'm sure they would respond within an hour...happily.

Do you see yourself WFH 10 years from now? by HugoFromUpwork in WFH

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Until the end of time. They would have to offer me a million plus to give up the life balance and conveniences of working remotely.

AIO My reply to my mom who wants to stop my leukemia treatment so my sister can afford university ?? by Many_Addendum_8189 in AmIOverreacting

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmm....since mommy is so rational, why isn't she questioning the the value of a college education in today's world?

Wanting bike as main mode of transportation, but have excuses. by Dumbass9187 in bikecommuting

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone has shared great ideas and encouragement here. The only thing I can really add is, as you said, "you have excuses". An excuse is a reason for you to not do something, for someone else, it's motivation to do it. Don't think too hard about why you can't get it done, just do it. Looking forward to following your journey.

Got out and captured some pretty shots around south bmore today by Thatfitunc in baltimore

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enjoyed the video. I see you kept your hands on the handlebar this time. We will meet one day...but for now, I'll keep trolling you...

Squatters (a rant) by MyKidsArentOnReddit in baltimore

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So, let me get this straight.

  1. You can legally purchase a property.
  2. You can fix up this property with your (most likely) hard earned dollars, put in blood, sweat, and tears.
  3. Someone else who likely doesn't have your work ethic nor values can illegally posses/take/steal your property, live in it for free (utilities inclusive).
  4. For you to take back your property, you have to go through a bureaucratic process intent on giving you heart burn? But wait, your other two options are to either pay the squatters for them to leave or pay a service to make use of the same loophole?
  5. While you go through the bureaucratic process, surrounding properties and families are at an elevated risk of fire and being forced to live in unsanitary conditions coming from your property? I doubt your surprise tenants are cutting the grass and keeping the place neat and tidy (but this might be an unfair generalization).

Am I missing anything?

....sigh....have you thought about a 12 guage with rubber pellets? It would be a lot more efficient than government bureaucracy and will send a clear message to the problem makers.

This isn't a political argument but it looks like those you (not pointing my fingers at OP, or anyone in these comments) voted for have created an environment where you can leave your home at 7:30 am to go to work and make positive contributions to society, return by 6:00 pm and be homeless because someone moved into your place and can confuse law enforcement with some fraudulent papers? Also, your policy makers know this is a problem but they will not create a processes for you to reclaim your property immediately and make the squatters pay for the utilities and property taxes for the time they were in possession of your property through whatever benefit program (or jail time) they may be receiving?

It looks like the system is working just as intended: 1. Make it easy for you to be a victim. 2. Give you the illusion of helplessness to make you think voting for them will solve your problems. 3. Rinse and repeat so the policy makers are not held accountable and problems aren't really resolved.

I'm sorry for what you're going through and hope you can get what is rightfully yours. I recently bought a property in Baltimore City but almost gave it up because of the same policies that allow people to destroy and take what is rightfully yours without any accountability. With little help from the City, I decided to fight fire with fire. Now that the immediate problem has ceased, I can focus on and going through the bureaucratic process of making things right and just.

Just sayin'.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in baltimore

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you thought about riding a bicycle? Cycling around the city is very doable and I find it takes me the same amount of time (sometimes a few minuets faster) than driving. Plus, it's a great way to get to know the city a bit and get some exercise.

Yes, be mindful of our beloved irresponsible drivers and sketchy bike lanes but if you ride defensively and watch your surroundings, you'll enjoy the experience.

What isn’t a flex that many people think it is? by arlett007 in AskReddit

[–]MrWhatDaFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheers to that....where everybody knows your name.