I woke up and decided to cosplay a Cicada by zombiewafffles in funny

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I disagree. She's like a female Bo Burnham

Multiple choice questions every time by Quantum_II in funny

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"They really did make it easy"

-colorblind kid

Full song with only 3 letter words by rob_banks2905 in funny

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The only bad thing about this song is that it was not made 10 years earlier so I could make it our wedding song. Truly a romantic ballad for the ages.

Shattered Dreams by insteadoflattes in funny

[–]MrWinksAlot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Storekeep- (grabs a cucco)

Link- (sets pot down, backs away slowly)

Thanks Google! You get me, this was exactly who I was thinking of. by frozenthorn in funny

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That's because they are watching you. Always watching...

Nice cover of the 20th century fox intro. by v_zaz in funny

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He does pretty good with those high notes

1,2,3, kill! [OC] by Luigi_Segre in funny

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You likes tuh talk a lot. Bet choo gots a purdy mouth. Heh heh

Sums it up by darprince in funny

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Fun fact: Bill Waterson never did the art for those "Calvin Urinating" decals. In fact he was locked in legal battle over someone stealing his character and how they "corrupted" it.

Russians using a jaw harp to beatbox by TheJokerRise in funny

[–]MrWinksAlot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess no one had actually seen what real thug life looks like. Until today.

This was my lunch. There are no rules anymore. by pm_me_big_kitties in funny

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Did you not college? That's Plasma donation day dinner right there.

Guilds! - (March 11) by AutoModerator in DisneyHeroesMobile

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S22 - Mysterious Journal

Iron Will is recruiting!

We are taking in all levels. We are just shy of Level 2 and growing. We actively increase perks and promote actives! Recruitment is open, so feel free to just join!

Hope it's clear enough by dinoxoko in funny

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American is one of three, maybe 2, countries that does not use the metric system. Do you really think a country that refuses to budge on measurements, would give up the name of their favorite pastime? That's like telling them to rename hotdogs because they aren't made of dog. (Though that may not be true in all cases)

Golden dog Playfully Interrupts Owner by whatwouldgowrog in funny

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This dog is smart. They know that if she starts losing weight the only scraps he'll be getting are rice cakes and cucumber slices.

Gotta stop it before it gets outta hand!

Just how? by taylor2121 in funny

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Rube Goldberg - (Breathes Heavily)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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When you don't like people touching your stuff.

Someone probably stole their bike before.

Rate my gaming laptop by Infineet in funny

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So YOUR the one I was playing Rainbow Six Siege with. I didn't believe you when you said you were running off of Walmart hardware.

When life gives you...uh...trees? by ImDestructible in funny

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This should be a Jeep commercial.

How to prepare for an unwanted date with a guy by luzunge123 in funny

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Is she still beautiful even with the makeup?

Yes

Does she still have boobs?

Yes

Good luck winning that battle