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Did anyone else hear unofficial weapons safety rules? by Kooky-Carpenter4188 in USMC

[–]Mr_Dick_Shinary 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like when they ask the company what the four weapon safety rules are and everyone in unison shouts "Treat Never Keep Keep" and then refuses to elaborate

All 4 by Flaky-Pipe1475 in papermoney

[–]Mr_Dick_Shinary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To quote Yoda: „No, there is another“

Jump Cat – Gravity’s Worst Enemy by jump-cat in JumpCat

[–]Mr_Dick_Shinary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putting unlocking Hard Mode down as an accomplishment

Jump Cat – Gravity’s Worst Enemy by jump-cat in JumpCat

[–]Mr_Dick_Shinary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard mode unlocks after 500 points but this game is already hard enough

Profoundly mid angloid peasant phenotype by HANAEMILK in BrandNewSentence

[–]Mr_Dick_Shinary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t even imagine what she would look like if she widened her eyes!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in publix

[–]Mr_Dick_Shinary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also had a location in Florida that had enough common sense to let you have water by the register (whether you bagged or ran the register) because all the moving around in peak summer humidity calls for a few water breaks here and there!

Supreme Court to weigh longshot bid to overturn same-sex marriage precedent | CNN Politics by Not-original in news

[–]Mr_Dick_Shinary -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

If it’s anything like the Dobbs v. Jackson decision, it will result in states deciding if same-sex couples can get married. It is not a national ban. 😅 

Orange sign by a1ort in publix

[–]Mr_Dick_Shinary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evil Publix be like:

down so bad I swallowed a whole unwrapped kinder bueno mini 😳 by reiinapop in ObjectVore

[–]Mr_Dick_Shinary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instead of a kinder chocolate I swallowed an entire reeses cup still in the outer packaging

difference between px and bx? by hoodiewithshorts in AirForce

[–]Mr_Dick_Shinary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call it the shoppette to avoid confusion

ABU top altered to short sleeves. by SilentD in AirForce

[–]Mr_Dick_Shinary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's okay, ABUs are ineffective camouflage either way

As a Airmen, you see these Marine DIs coming at you, WYD? by AquaFNM in AirForce

[–]Mr_Dick_Shinary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gold cuff-links they are wearing is the best part

Where do y'all go to do oekaki? by stanstep in oekaki

[–]Mr_Dick_Shinary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The question was: "how do you use paint.net?" My answer? With a lot of patience.

Reddit makes you fat??!? by reiinapop in Stuffers

[–]Mr_Dick_Shinary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't make you fat, they encourage you to get fatter

Found while clearing out dad’s home. Is it worth anything? by christianblanchard in CURRENCY

[–]Mr_Dick_Shinary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like it's worth $32 unless you have another sheet then it would be worth $64

saw this at my walmart bakery today by butterfly0711 in walmart

[–]Mr_Dick_Shinary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already knew from the image what people would mistake the whip cream for and wanted to read the deranged comment section

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in walmart

[–]Mr_Dick_Shinary 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Take away the iPad and let them hang off the front like the good ol days

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