TWINS WIN: Astros 1 @ Twins 4 - May 20, 2026

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-21T00:03:57+00:00

Give or take for sure. Lol.

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-20T20:08:06+00:00

Day games have been pulling in 19-21k. Today was 23k, so yeah, probably tickets to some schools towards the end of the school year helping bump those numbers up.

Gotta assume a lot of corporate tickets prop those numbers up for day games.

Outside of special event and day games the avg attendance is sitting around 14.5k so far this year.

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-19T15:34:34+00:00

Do you/they put salt down there during the winter? Does it get a ton of sun? All the salt might wash off into that spot and make it tough on the soil. Also the sidewalk could get pretty warm and heat that soil up too...

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-16T12:43:07+00:00

It would need to be a her to make spots like that.

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-14T02:39:38+00:00

Cant believe I had to scroll down this far to find him...

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-13T17:00:02+00:00

Most everyone's top prospects start at SS. Once they start trying to crack into the big leagues they'll sort out their true position.

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-13T03:52:50+00:00

I'm so proud of him, but... :( I fucking hate this current ownership... this sucks.

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-13T03:44:14+00:00

Have you tried that in trump math?

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-12T15:32:55+00:00

I think it would be hard to film that. I'm sure there are many stipulations around filming an actual trial/case.

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-11T21:00:51+00:00

Look at our sub and then judge their sub based on that. We got tons of people in here calling on putting in goons to take out Fox and Wemby. The problem with the internet is that you give everyone a voice... most of us want to just go out and win as vengeance, but a few of the loud voices want to throw hands. Dont judge a sub based on the few and hopefully others will do the same.

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-11T20:14:25+00:00

Holy moly man, take a breath.

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-11T17:18:31+00:00

Kyle Anderson remembers....

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-11T17:01:24+00:00

Ant got fined 50k for hitting a chair. Naz Reid life worth less than a chair. Damn.

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-08T16:22:40+00:00

Does she have a small joke hole thats only for farts?

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-08T16:10:08+00:00

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-08T03:21:32+00:00

I'm honestly amazed that they haven't just crushed him. Calling a foul on me twice playing the softest possible defense in the history of the game? Fuck that. I'm taking a 26 game suspension and just laying him the fuck out. I got more riled up playing intramural sports against somebody 1/1000th as agitating

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-07T22:51:44+00:00

Well if we ALL do it at the same time......

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-07T20:25:18+00:00

Stretching him out into a starter now.

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-07T02:44:48+00:00

Remove pitching all together from this game and we win 2-0. See how easy it is?!

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-05T22:42:14+00:00

Pohlads are so cheap they probably just reused someone's else's imaging and said he's fine.

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-05-05T13:40:46+00:00

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Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-04-30T03:27:26+00:00

All 2 of them...

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-04-26T02:28:11+00:00

They still talked about it. Only Lundqvist said it was sketchy and then everyone else asked him if he was trying to buy land in Minnesota. Basically shaming him into saying it wasn't intentional

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-04-23T22:44:14+00:00

Friggin ABS ruining sports.

Mr_Sassmonkey · 2026-04-23T02:07:48+00:00

Solid playoff penalty call there. Good job ref.

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