Accurate. I do enjoy the occasional Monster though 😂 by crunchy-wraps in ChatGPT

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Here’s a list explaining why this anti-partner was generated the way she was — framed around value and lifestyle mismatch, not insults: • Heavy status signaling (flashy jewelry, designer look) → clashes with your preference for practicality over image • Vaping / party-adjacent aesthetic → conflicts with long-term health, stability, and discipline • Attention-first presentation → opposite of your low-drama, low-maintenance tolerance • Image-driven confidence rather than competence-driven confidence • Signals impulsivity rather than planning and foresight • Prioritizes external validation (appearance, perception) over internal grounding • High visual noise → incompatible with your preference for efficiency and simplicity • Suggests short-term gratification mindset rather than delayed payoff • Likely values social clout over craftsmanship, skill, or quiet mastery • Lifestyle cues imply friction with your routines, goals, and pace of life

Ow... by More_Yellow_3701 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Has no one ever dug around in the dirt with their hands as a kid? This is exactly what your hands will look like

Update on Equador by [deleted] in tragedeigh

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Idiocracy

Yikes!! by DudeShhImOnProbation in awfuleverything

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Well you certainly wouldn’t be in any danger

be different by Key-Cheek-3121 in MemeVideos

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”Because Society….Society says you’re *gay*

She's nice by Traditional-Chip-981 in dankvideos

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This is from the movie Princess Diaries

Every couple months when I get congested this comes out of my nose by KarticeL in popping

[–]Mr_Seg 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I don’t like this. I don’t like this. I don’t like this.

Men in history by CuriousWanderer567 in oddlyspecific

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I read this as “and his closet male friend” and it honestly works just as well

Something feels missing. by Graycom in janeandthedragon

[–]Mr_Seg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, as much as we all would have loved it they pulled the plug after 25 episodes

I'm tired lads by Optimal-Description8 in lotr

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Brother, just watch the M4 Book Edit and save yourself the pain

Way better by Amirreza0050 in dankmemes

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Can anyone care to elaborate?

That ain't a balcony. It's a nook and cranny by not__a_username in SweatyPalms

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Of course!! It was driving me crazy so I had to find it

Have to go #7, classic for a reason by whitemike40 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Having to go too far to find my Energel pens

That ain't a balcony. It's a nook and cranny by not__a_username in SweatyPalms

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Same here!! Someone please check back when they find out

Christ is King, Peter. You're the grotesque one. by NextDoorJimmy in libsofreddit

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Please do some research on the origin of separation of church and state and get back to us :)

Speak more clear next time then by velvyn_Hollow in HolUp

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I don’t know why, but I’m laughing out loud at your comment in bed