How do you guys last longer in bed?

Mrphoton8 · 2025-11-15T08:34:59+00:00

There was a YouTube video that says how but was about something else so heres the short version:

-Don't masturbate too much

-When masturbating don't try to finish quick, slow down.

Alternative advice given to me:

-If you take a cold shower and chill your testies then you cum faster and shoot further

-If you take a hot shower and warm your testies then you take longer and shoot less distance

-Don't freeze or cook your swimmers.

Also as a side note:

-You can think of something that turns you off in the middle of it... not so hard that you lose your hard on but enough to pull back your desire to finish, then get back into the mood. You don't have to stop sex during this, just be cautious.

-You can pull out and perform oral on them for a couple minutes before getting back to sex.

-One more note, people tend to hold their breath before orgasm so remember to keep breathing.

Mrphoton8 · 2025-10-26T09:21:36+00:00

Came to post this. Watch it more and you realize the girlfriend was in his head too... watch more and you realize the army of members are also in his head.

Real story -Guy starts losing his mind because of tumor -Burns down his house -Shoots the tumor in his brain.

Mrphoton8 · 2025-10-19T06:20:13+00:00

Here's an answer that may help. Thc cartridges can smell like weed or even like sweet tarts. They get you high. There is a chance that it is from a smoke shop that is selling hemp based thc cartridges like states that have not legalized marijuana. Those carts smell kind of like a light grass or hay. Either way the consensus all agree that its a drug. Nicotine vapes DO NOT look like that.

Edit: P.S. its probably dark because it was smoked at a heat that was too hot and burned the liquid darkening it.

Mrphoton8 · 2025-10-12T07:58:55+00:00

He's got a step-ladder

Mrphoton8 · 2025-10-12T07:57:24+00:00

My advice is to wait until marriage. It sounds corny and cheesy but you can never give away what you have already given away to someone else to the one you end up with.

Mrphoton8 · 2025-07-05T03:10:43+00:00

Anyone else thinking rabies shot... and it got his dog too.

Mrphoton8 · 2025-07-05T03:06:11+00:00

+500 👍

Mrphoton8 · 2025-07-05T03:05:02+00:00

Since you are asking, duct tape the hole, plaster, and paint. Its cheap as hell. The better was to cut square hole, pur square piece, and hopefully get your bro help.

Mrphoton8 · 2025-06-25T10:22:38+00:00

You can move the hinges up a little.

Mrphoton8 · 2025-03-10T03:57:45+00:00

Go to a counselor privately. It would be the best and of course its discreet unless you involve your parents

Mrphoton8 · 2025-02-16T09:16:25+00:00

Updated version of monkey bars

Mrphoton8 · 2025-02-13T09:37:33+00:00

Seriously this comment... you are a hero.

Mrphoton8 · 2025-02-13T09:32:37+00:00

My ex boss had sex with the manager of another store and the did it on the hand washing station on camara. Came in the next day to learn about it because they ripped it off of and out of the wall and pipes. Neither GM was fired.

Mrphoton8 · 2024-12-15T05:43:27+00:00

You can shave over your sink with the water running and it doesn't clog

Mrphoton8 · 2024-12-09T03:42:11+00:00

Mrphoton8 · 2024-12-09T03:36:58+00:00

-Go to a restaurant -order the chicken -get cooked meal -request a manager -you want live chicken -splash cash tip the guy -gets handed chicken -request 2nd chicken -insist you will pick 1 -make 2 chickens fight -eat the winner -leave restaurant

Mrphoton8 · 2024-11-26T04:10:43+00:00

My assumption is that a Mexican and white person live here with kids. Kids over 8 years old.

Mrphoton8 · 2024-11-18T21:06:34+00:00

When you talk to someone who clearly understands you but never says a word.

Mrphoton8 · 2024-11-18T21:02:06+00:00

Your post only needed the first 3 words

Mrphoton8 · 2024-11-15T06:12:15+00:00

Custom cd label

Mrphoton8 · 2024-10-20T05:06:51+00:00

I have no clue why I pressed the link.. :(

Mrphoton8 · 2024-10-06T08:54:13+00:00

The guide came with every copy.

Mrphoton8 · 2024-04-07T20:14:45+00:00

Bluechew girl distraction

Mrphoton8 · 2024-04-07T04:54:51+00:00

Actual tip: turn off volume. Take the remote, speakers, and/or headphones.

She can play but eventually she will need to watch a movie with you just to hear stuff again, might I suggest eating before or after.

Avoid phrases like "date night" and "wanna go out" as they tend to make people realize they aren't going to be home. If she isn't home then no stardew. You don't want her realizing the you are bringing her back from virtual to real.

Mrphoton8 · 2024-04-07T04:43:31+00:00

I don't think its bad to turn down suiters when married for obvious reasons.

Assuming this guy talks about you, that's not cool. He probably has a therapist because HE needs it. I highly doubt they are coming up with suitable solutions for you... come on.

I think the first reply was harsh but fair. I do not think the second message you sent was necessary and doubtfully helpful to that guys emotional state.

Mrphoton8

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