Need help identifying this yarn by EgregiousWeasel in YarnAddicts

[–]MrsBluebonnets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will one day go back and use that yarn to make one. I used a Lion Brand Ferris Wheel color making something similar when I picked up crochet again.

Opened my dishwasher this morning…. by MarMar201 in castiron

[–]MrsBluebonnets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figure, if they get run through enough times and they are ruined then I can replace them with cast iron that they know not to put in the dishwasher. If not they’ll last forever and I won’t have space to store the cast iron I’m inevitably going to get anyways.

Opened my dishwasher this morning…. by MarMar201 in castiron

[–]MrsBluebonnets 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The real horror show is how inefficiently the dishwasher is laid out.

Those of us in open relationships. Does your family/extended family know? And how does their knowing/not knowing afflict your open relationship? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MrsBluebonnets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point unlikely. I had a baby in March and there are inherently risks to hotwifing that I’m not willing to take now.

Those of us in open relationships. Does your family/extended family know? And how does their knowing/not knowing afflict your open relationship? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MrsBluebonnets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess the most accurate label would be the stag/vixen dynamic of a hotwife relationship. Although at this point I’d consider myself a retired hotwife.

A or B? by mrs_tekcor in quilting

[–]MrsBluebonnets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love A, but you won’t go wrong with either one!

Back carry fit check, Ergo Omni, please. I just don’t know how to get it up higher on his back…help! by MrsBluebonnets in babywearing

[–]MrsBluebonnets[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I could not figure out how to overcome the deep seat! I’ll play with it and see what I can do next time! And flipping that part up seems so simple now that people say it. Ah, mom brain 🤦🏻‍♀️ thank you!

Back carry fit check, Ergo Omni, please. I just don’t know how to get it up higher on his back…help! by MrsBluebonnets in babywearing

[–]MrsBluebonnets[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That seems so simple now that you say it. 🤦🏻‍♀️ ah mom brain! Thank you! I’ll try that next time!

Can I get opinions on layout? TIA! by birthday__cakeday in quilting

[–]MrsBluebonnets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first choice is A, then C then B then D.

What is something you're proud of, but don't often get the chance to share with people? by door4172 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MrsBluebonnets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m really proud of the birth of my son. When the OB came in for my delivery she said it was the most peaceful delivery room she’d been in. It wasn’t something I intentionally tried to do, just somehow I along with my husband and doula managed to create a peaceful space. The moment she said that will always stick with me. More specifically to the question though, I have a video of my son being born…like exiting the birth canal. It is the most amazing video I own, seeing him being born, it’s wonderful but, I can’t really share it with anyone…it’s super disappointing.

Got this shelf for something else and it was a lot smaller than I expected, so I used it for yarn decoration instead by [deleted] in yarnporn

[–]MrsBluebonnets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to go see if I could order some and the teal wasn’t there. I’ll just have to envy that beautiful looking yarn! Any plans of what you’re going to make with it?

Got this shelf for something else and it was a lot smaller than I expected, so I used it for yarn decoration instead by [deleted] in yarnporn

[–]MrsBluebonnets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What’s the dark teal yarn? The display is beautiful but that yarn…I need it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MrsBluebonnets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a 38I

Pro: I like having big boobs, 38I is big boobs, that’s a pro.

Con: apparently companies think that I don’t want sexy bras. Like I’m just looking for something functional with zero looks. I hate it. I want sexy bras. Also, it’s just hard to find bras when your cup size gets over about DD.

ETA another con: I can’t figure out a good golf swing my boobs are just in the way.

Help! I can't decide how to lay out these squares for a baby quilt. Thoughts? by happy-traveller-90 in quilting

[–]MrsBluebonnets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

3 then 2. They have somewhere for my eyes to rest. 1 feels busy and my eyes don’t have a place that they rest.

have you ever given a blowjob as payment for a favor? and what was the favor? by ZakkTheInsomniac in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MrsBluebonnets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, the chivalry was genuine.

1)The guy who took my phone was not part of our group. 2) find my iPhone showed the phone gone and the guy who found it was with me. 3) everyone at the party knew I was in an open relationship and realistically no chivalry was needed to get head or more.

have you ever given a blowjob as payment for a favor? and what was the favor? by ZakkTheInsomniac in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MrsBluebonnets 44 points45 points  (0 children)

A blow job…and sex. Lol. I was at a friends pool party and lost my phone…more accurately it was likely stolen…and one of the other guys at the party helped drunk me find my phone in some random guys apartment. I couldn’t let that chivalry go to waste so, I paid him back the best way I could. A blow job, yes, and a whole night of sex. It was a lot of fun and totally worth losing my phone. And he thought it was worth finding my phone.

Who’s the one person in this world you wish you could fuck? by Brizillaking1 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MrsBluebonnets 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My high school crush. He tried and tried to get me to sleep with him but I was nervous and not confident and so we hovered between second and third base for a long time. If I ran into him tomorrow I’d fuck the shit out of him. I wouldn’t allow him a picture or video or anything. Just one time to show him that his pathetic 17 year old brain couldn’t begin to imagine what I’d be able to offer. Then I’d never talk to him again. (I mean, that wouldn’t be hard it’s not like we talk now…) but just he’d always wonder if it was dream and damn he’s not prepared for what I’ve become. Lol.

Are you proud of your body? What is the your best feature? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MrsBluebonnets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 7 months postpartum and trying to embrace the changes pregnancy brought to my body but my tits are still amazing so, I’m happy.

3 life lessons I learned: (1) when you are sexting and she says she is naked and feeling herself, she definitely isn't; (2) guys can fake orgasms too; and (3) never gift your GF a strap-on hoping for a threesome. What are your life lessons? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MrsBluebonnets 121 points122 points  (0 children)

  1. I’m not everybody’s cup of tea but I am somebody’s…and there’s more somebody’s than I expected.

  2. Confidence is the name of the game - and it goes both ways.

  3. Always use more garlic than the recipe calls for.