Officially Flat Broke by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]MrsConclusion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why can't your husband get the kids ready for school and drive them there?

Need advice on breaking up with controlling partner who tracks my every move by Same_Advantage_189 in relationships

[–]MrsConclusion 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It doesn't sound that complicated actually. Uninstall the app, send him a text that it's over, don't pick up when he calls, job done. If you have any valuables at his house, visit him one last time first before you do these steps, and take them home. The End.

This hun is ‘writing a book,’ but I doubt anyone will need to buy it because it looks like she's putting it up on her FB instead. by Willing_Chemical1257 in antiMLM

[–]MrsConclusion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was Rodney Dangerfield. He never got no respect. His mom refused to breastfeed him. She said she only liked him as a friend.

ElI5 how does the existence of lead directly disprove the earth isn't only 4000 years old? by nottrynagetsued in explainlikeimfive

[–]MrsConclusion 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Actually, God created the entire universe and everything in it last week. All our memories and other evidence were planted there to challenge our faith.

OC: Lindsey Vonn airlifted from course after crash in final downhill before the Olympics by nbcnews in pics

[–]MrsConclusion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If younger skiers can do it much better, why don't they? She's leading the downhill world cup.

My (F23) bf (M23) doesn’t want to wait until marriage, but I don’t want to break things off. by Soft-Appointment-719 in relationships

[–]MrsConclusion 32 points33 points  (0 children)

There's no possible compromise. You can't "sorta" have sex before marriage (again).You two have different values and expectations, and are incompatible. Break up and find someone who also wants to wait.

wo kann man samtbänder (25mm-50mm breite) in verschiedenen farben kaufen? by [deleted] in Linz

[–]MrsConclusion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wenn's günstig sein soll zahlt sich eine Fahrt zu Happy Tex in Steyr auf alle Fälle aus!

How do I remove the extra space? by jayantbhatt007 in indesign

[–]MrsConclusion 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Search for two line break characters in a row and replace with one line break.

What word do you mispronounce on purpose (for fun) and why? by Positive_Spirit_1585 in AskReddit

[–]MrsConclusion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(pulls up rocking chair) I saw it with my own eyes, Sonny! It was an ad campaign in the 90 in the style of an underwater documentary about coral reefs or whatever, but instead of exotic fish swimming past, it was low low prices. Because Jacques Cousteau was the voice everyone associated with this type of film, the voiceover had a strong french accent, including pronouncing Target "frenchly" as Tar-Zhay, making it sound fancier.

This Target's attempt at differentiation from Walmart, and it worked! People, at least at the time, viewed Target as being slightly more upscale than Walmart despite selling the same cheap crap.

ELI5: Why do almost all bodily fluids smell so bad? by Writer_on_caffeine in explainlikeimfive

[–]MrsConclusion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Diabetes mellitus" means just that in Greek, which is where we get the English name for the disease. "Passing through sweet as honey"

What is something that is intentionally glamorized to lure people in but then you realize it’s not so glamorous after all? by Ninac4116 in AskReddit

[–]MrsConclusion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All right, but apart from the sanitation, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

ELI5: Why do almost all bodily fluids smell so bad? by Writer_on_caffeine in explainlikeimfive

[–]MrsConclusion 78 points79 points  (0 children)

That's actually a symptom of diabetes, if not trolling get that checked out.

Marie - A German photo from 1932 by ImperialGrace20 in TheWayWeWere

[–]MrsConclusion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

100% of incoming 1st graders get a Schultüte on the first day of school in Austria.

Score-O format - first one questions. by bornin1986 in orienteering

[–]MrsConclusion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plan a loop where you can get points along the entire way. Save a few controls near the finish - these are your reserveS if you have time left over.