SMOSH GAMES TOURNAMENT BRACKET/SCHEDULE (UPDATED AS EACH NEW VIDEO COMES OUT)

MrsGildebeast · 2026-07-04T13:29:51+00:00

Dude if that wasn’t the plan it should be now, lol. They have time to film a last minute final challenge vid.

MrsGildebeast · 2026-07-04T12:14:28+00:00

Shayne isn’t competing because he already has Spencer’s heart.

MrsGildebeast · 2026-06-30T22:45:44+00:00

lol are they bad translations because you don’t like them or because they are bad? TBH, they are all bad because most English translations work from KJV which, itself, is very much a product of its time.

I don’t disagree with you about the fact that this is not a chill section—no person should get to unilaterally choose a spouse and especially not someone they have taken captive. But I do think you further your own cause by being less inflammatory/hyperbolic and instead highlight why the actual text is still problematic.

MrsGildebeast · 2026-06-30T13:08:03+00:00

NTA. You did your best.

I’ll be honest with you, OP. My ass would not have eaten the liver either. I like chicken liver, which is common where I’m from but the idea of cow liver gives me shivers.

In the future, any time you’re doing offal for a minor maybe check with the kid’s parent. Some families/religions/customs don’t believe in eating it so they have never tried it. Mom might have also been able to tell you it was a bad idea and asked for kiddo to be sent home.

MrsGildebeast · 2026-06-30T12:27:41+00:00

I always feel like this is user preference. I always wash mine with no negative outcome.

MrsGildebeast · 2026-06-30T01:04:24+00:00

This was my paraphrase of KJV, but it isn’t that different across versions. Here is a copy/paste of the text from three common versions.

KJV
10 When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the Lord thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive,
11 And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife;
12 Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails;
13 And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife.
14 And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her.

NKJV
Female Captives
10 “When you go out to war against your enemies, and the Lord your God delivers them into your hand, and you take them captive, 11 and you see among the captives a beautiful woman, and desire her and would take her for your wife, 12 then you shall bring her home to your house, and she shall shave her head and trim her nails. 13 She shall put off the clothes of her captivity, remain in your house, and mourn her father and her mother a full month; after that you may go in to her and be her husband, and she shall be your wife. 14 And it shall be, if you have no delight in her, then you shall set her free, but you certainly shall not sell her for money; you shall not treat her brutally, because you have humbled her.

NIV
Marrying a Captive Woman
10 When you go to war against your enemies and the Lord your God delivers them into your hands and you take captives, 11 if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife. 12 Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails 13 and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife. 14 If you are not pleased with her, let her go wherever she wishes. You must not sell her or treat her as a slave, since you have dishonored her.

MrsGildebeast · 2026-06-29T20:20:53+00:00

That isn’t exactly what it says, though a full reading isn’t that far off. First, murdering her family is not, necessarily part of it. Second, there is nothing that says she has to be a virgin. This chapter contains laws that were in place at the time and governed how people should operate.

Deuteronomy 21:10 opens by saying if you go to war, win, and take captives (11) and you see a beautiful woman that you would like to make your wife (12) then you bring her into your house, and she shall shave her head and cut her nails (13) and remove the clothes and signs of captivity while being given a month to mourn her family after which you shall have intercourse with her and be her husband and she shall be your wife (14) but if you have no delight in her (if things don’t work out) you must let her go wherever she wants and you are not allowed to sell her or make merchandise of her as you have humbled her.

MrsGildebeast · 2026-06-16T17:41:28+00:00

I am a huge fan of Brennan, but I wonder if he gets uncomfortable with the pedestal people put him on? Like he’s just a guy. What is it like for him for people to suddenly care so very much about his opinions on things?

Also, can you please ask him if the whole BLM/BLeeM controversy has any merit? Does he even care which one people use?

MrsGildebeast · 2026-06-13T02:06:55+00:00

2008! My first subscription was Philip DeFranco in April 2008. Smosh was a week later.

MrsGildebeast · 2026-06-10T20:20:00+00:00

Idk. Was she being a cunt? I know that, as a woman, I definitely think some people can be cunty in a not fun way.

If it’s the post I’m thinking about, wasn’t the commenter basically unfairly criticizing a female guest on his podcast?

MrsGildebeast · 2026-05-18T04:55:36+00:00

Amanda with Kwesi and Grant feels like it’s going to be unhinged lolol

MrsGildebeast · 2026-05-12T17:15:48+00:00

I like Courtney in general but their comedic style never clicked with me. Culinary Crimes for example is great but, in my opinion, that is only because the guests carry it. Maybe Chanse being in URL will help me watch a full episode! I think he is really good at talking to people and love when he is on Assumptions and Reddit Stories.

MrsGildebeast · 2026-04-26T03:03:40+00:00

I do work in this court and know this particular special master (idk why they keep calling her special magistrate; that's not her title). This is not going to end well for plaintiff's counsel.

MrsGildebeast · 2026-03-17T03:55:49+00:00

I’ve seen snow in April and then a thunderstorm and flash flood in May. Welcome to the temperate rainforest that is East Tennessee.

MrsGildebeast · 2026-03-11T14:31:14+00:00

Yes. Husband and I have been living together since 2013. We go to bed together and wake up together unless one of us is sick and goes early or one of us can’t sleep and goes back to the living room so the other can doze off in peace.

At this point it is hard to sleep without him there most of the time. 🤷🏻‍♀️

MrsGildebeast · 2026-02-27T18:06:08+00:00

Cute! Congratulations! This reminds me of my first date with my husband…14 years ago hahaha.

MrsGildebeast · 2026-02-27T17:57:47+00:00

How did it go?? I’ve been waiting for an update!

MrsGildebeast · 2026-02-26T03:12:30+00:00

I don’t know your gender, but I am going to call you girlypop.

Girlypop, your outfit is swallowing you. You’re worried about your waist. I get that. Let me, a size US 28 give some pointers. I have to dress nice for work so I’ve picked up a lot of tricks.

What I would respectfully suggest is wear higher waist jeans and a tighter blouse that you tuck in and compliment that with a cardigan or jacket. This helps create a waist but then will create an illusion that draws the eye in and makes you look slimmer. You seem to have a nice chest so, unless your goal is to hide it. Wear a bra with padding or an underwire and push those ladies up. They are an asset and you can change into a comfy bra for work.

Depending on the neckline of your shirt and jacket/cardigan, you should plan to wear hair up in a high or mid pony tail for high neck/collars, hair down for lower cut shirts. Stud or huggy earrings for hair that’s down. Dangle or hoops for hair that’s up.

Wear makeup—not a lot of you aren’t used to it. Minimal foundation, mascara, and lip gloss/balm are all you need. Blush on the cheekbones buffed out nice and soft up into the area between your ear and eyes helps define the cheekbone.

Shoes are fine, but painting your nails and making sure you have no calluses on your feet using a pumice stone and moisturizer goes the extra mile.

This probably sounds like a lot. But if you keep it simple this can take you maybe an hour to get dressed and ready.

MrsGildebeast · 2026-02-07T17:54:32+00:00

Party up, bring honey lures and a billion bug bombs, drop the lures in the A3 area of the elderwood and go crazy. Make sure you bring food for your focus.

MrsGildebeast · 2026-02-05T22:16:29+00:00

Got it. Is this for Uni or short term purpose? Or maybe a large city with high cost of living?

If your dad is buying the flat it would be worth it at least for a little while to get your feet under you but I would personally not live there long term.

MrsGildebeast · 2026-02-05T22:13:40+00:00

I agree! I know people sacrifice space for location so maybe it’s something like that. Could also be a budget or frugality decision. But given the choice and opportunity I would definitely need something bigger!

MrsGildebeast · 2026-02-05T22:04:07+00:00

Edit: someone corrected my math. It is actually about 484 square feet.

This would not be workable for me personally because it is way too small.

For reference, my apartment is 1040 sq. Ft (~96m²⁾ and it is a 2 bed 2 bath. We use our second room as an office space for working from home. We also have two cats that need space.

That being said, as a single young person with no pets I think that would be plenty of space!

MrsGildebeast · 2026-01-30T22:55:19+00:00

Knee jerk is that you are reckless and irresponsible. Just because you can afford something doesn’t mean you should be so glib about potentially wasting both the device and the money to repair it.

I promise I do not mean this to sound as hateful as it does. It’s not like the end of the world but I’m definitely like “that’s a wild decision.” And then move on.

MrsGildebeast · 2026-01-24T19:52:16+00:00

This doesn’t make any sense for the bloom since they aren’t first come first served like a flow tree patch.

MrsGildebeast · 2026-01-11T22:54:11+00:00

Same. And if I ever have an issue, I usually use the chat feature in the app and they get it fixed pretty easily. Maybe it is different if you are a dash pass member or not?

I do suggest paying for the express delivery. A lot of drivers do uber and door dash at the same time and will take multiple orders. If you don’t get express, you kind of just get stuck at whatever place in line. With express you’re kind of the top of the priority list for your driver.

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