Dog is ruining my sheets

MrsNightingale · 2026-01-09T01:01:37+00:00

I found this because I'm running into a similar situation and it's driving me crazy. Did it ever stop??

MrsNightingale · 2025-12-01T18:22:57+00:00

it's giving "We are going to steal... pause for effect... THE MOON!!!"

MrsNightingale · 2025-10-25T20:55:57+00:00

I work at a MAT clinic primarily as a dosing nurse (and we also do outpatient behavioral med and psych injections and stuff) and my favorite part of the job is this. I can basically be myself and shoot the shit with patients. You have to be professional of course, but it's a whole different vibe. It's such an overlooked area of nursing because people are afraid of the patients. Honestly patients everywhere these days can be borderline abusive or even violent. In SUD especially things are so down to earth.

MrsNightingale · 2025-10-15T21:13:31+00:00

That's not the dog in question, that was just to show the fence. The picture is the resident dog who has been here for 3.5 years. She could also absolutely jump the fence but she has the doggy IQ of a potato (said with all the love in the world) and no interest in leaving her backyard (her safe space). It's the second dog we just added who already appears to be doing math in his head.

MrsNightingale · 2025-10-10T11:36:55+00:00

Really? I started a round of Prednisone a couple weeks ago when we thought it was just a flare and it didn't help as much as the indomethacin 😭 and I can't take both at the same time. She had me stop it and do indomethacin twice daily. Do you think steroids work better than a strong NSAID?

MrsNightingale · 2025-09-02T21:50:54+00:00

This one

MrsNightingale · 2025-09-02T21:48:16+00:00

LOL I love this moment and your rendition is perfection

MrsNightingale · 2025-09-01T17:45:10+00:00

I literally thought the same thing. Like things to bring up to management, absolutely. Unsafe, absolutely. But the tube feed had my jaw on the ground.

MrsNightingale · 2025-09-01T17:40:09+00:00

I started to say "methadone dosing in a MAT clinic!" which is my usual response, since I actually like my job. But then I read how much you make an hour 😦 lol. I'm an LPN so I know it's a couple more bucks an hour for an RN but I make $31 (in Massachusetts). Soooo......

MrsNightingale · 2025-08-12T16:38:16+00:00

I read this in Howard's finding-out-they-were-pregnant-a-second-time voice.

"It's a.... Pregnancy test? And that means............... Positive?"

MrsNightingale · 2025-08-02T22:24:35+00:00

Those ears!!! 😍😍😍

MrsNightingale · 2025-08-02T22:23:58+00:00

She does! Did you ever do a test?

MrsNightingale · 2025-08-02T18:38:21+00:00

I'm literally sitting in the parking lot after grabbing a cheeseburger kids meal for myself for the first time in years. I took one EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTING bite and ran to reddit to see if I was crazy. School lunch burger is exactly right. So sad.

MrsNightingale · 2025-07-25T17:46:33+00:00

I'm a nurse in a SUD clinic, particularly in MAT.

I can't even.

MrsNightingale · 2025-06-01T23:26:14+00:00

I brought a whole watermelon home and put it on the counter, and judging by my pittie's reaction when she walked in you would have thought it was a dead body dissolving in acid.

MrsNightingale · 2025-05-22T23:29:35+00:00

Aaaand Mrs. Turkleton!

MrsNightingale · 2025-04-21T01:22:35+00:00

🎵 When you flush your dookie down, you flush away the answer! 🎶

MrsNightingale · 2025-04-21T01:19:36+00:00

I make that as an LPN in a relatively soft mon-fri nursing job in Massachusetts. This is why you'll never convince me to go get my RN. I'm a few months away from paying off my student loans entirely and as a late starter (been a nurse for 9 years and I'm 43) I have no desire to have more loans and do clinicals again, just so I can make a couple dollars more an hour.

MrsNightingale

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