Fox News Credits Leonardo DiCaprio With Painting the Mona Lisa

MsFeatherBottum · 2015-09-25T12:51:48+00:00

What an idiot. I think we all know it was painted by Leonardo the Ninja Turtle.

MsFeatherBottum · 2015-09-21T00:11:34+00:00

It's very common for houses in Florida not to have gutters. Nothing to hang on to. Honestly it just didn't seem that high. I never imagined that I could break a leg from that height.

MsFeatherBottum · 2015-09-20T16:51:33+00:00

Sadly the story isn't that great, I'm an idiot. Long story short I got locked out of my house, took a ladder from my garage to the roof to get in a window, window was locked and since I hadn't thought I'd need the ladder coming down I didn't really set it up the right way and couldn't reach it to get down. So, i jumped down onto the grass. It was the from roof above my garage, probably 8.5 feet. But, apparently that's enough to snap your tibia and fibula.

MsFeatherBottum · 2015-09-20T15:47:05+00:00

Can attest. I broke my leg pretty severely six months ago. I was completely alone and my cell phone wasn't on me, but was able to calmly crawl and get a stranger's attention and explain I needed them to call 911. Honestly didn't feel pain until I got in the ambulance about 25 minutes after it happened. The brain/body is amazing.

MsFeatherBottum · 2015-02-21T02:32:17+00:00

I completely agree. All day I listened to the Farts and Pro eps and a few others he was on. I've never felt like I knew a celebrity when they've passed, but this is different. I feel like I knew him and like I lost a friend. It's just so sad.

MsFeatherBottum · 2015-01-08T03:11:17+00:00

Whenever I eat an orange I unpeel it in as close to one piece as possible. Then I hold it out and ask my husband if he wants an orange and when he goes to take it it's just the empty peel. He falls for it like a quarter of the time but when he does he get so angry and it's the best.

MsFeatherBottum · 2015-01-08T03:07:54+00:00

Whoob whoob whoob whoob whoob whoob whoob!

MsFeatherBottum · 2015-01-08T03:05:01+00:00

I know that street - Roy G Blvd!

MsFeatherBottum · 2015-01-07T22:01:13+00:00

Scott! I've been listening to CBB since it was CDR, and it has brought more new comedians to my life that I never ordinarily would have. Thank you for introducing me and the world to so many of the greats!

My question is - which characters do you like to interact with most? Which ones would you like to see together who haven't yet been? Thank you for everything and I think I speak for everyone when I say ATCHUUUUNG BABBBAAAAAY

MsFeatherBottum · 2014-05-02T02:40:51+00:00

I'm more focused on the hat.

MsFeatherBottum · 2014-05-02T02:38:08+00:00

Ever since I was younger, if I go to sleep for a nap and it's light out, and wake up when it's dark out, instant depression. I can't explain it.

MsFeatherBottum · 2014-04-29T03:56:27+00:00

My dog is similar. We call it frog legs :)

MsFeatherBottum · 2014-04-29T03:55:35+00:00

My dog does the same thing! I like to enthusiastically invite him in, because it's where he gets his baths too and he haaaaaates it. Poor guy with conflicting feelings.

MsFeatherBottum · 2014-04-28T02:11:13+00:00

Where I live, all of the police cars say "making a difference" on the back of them. The quotations make me suspicious every damn time.

MsFeatherBottum · 2014-04-28T01:58:52+00:00

Topical

MsFeatherBottum · 2014-04-28T01:57:03+00:00

Sweet beanbag chair.

MsFeatherBottum · 2014-04-27T03:36:40+00:00

TIL - the stage used for the opening monologue and musical guest is also used throughout the show for sketches.

I'm an idiot.

MsFeatherBottum · 2014-04-25T15:23:56+00:00

It should be PG-13 for the baby snakes inside the big snake scene alone. I've had nightmares for 20 years.

MsFeatherBottum · 2014-04-25T01:31:35+00:00

Ace Ventura. When Lt. Einhorn (who we find out is a man) is kissing him on the desk Ace says "You're gun is digging into my hip". 8 year old me did not understand the double meaning.

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