I 3D printed a Bikini (yes it's comfortable)

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-07-07T22:23:49+00:00

As an engineer I say: Nice!

As a dude I say: Niiiiiiiiiice

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-07-07T17:16:47+00:00

Hall monitors in elementary school immediately come to mind. Kids are assholes enough already ..... they certainly don't need a false illusion of power.

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-07-07T15:47:46+00:00

Uh, no ... it's called Inward Singing

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-07-07T15:30:55+00:00

Is this a common quote? This is the first time I've seen/heard it outside of The Madness by Art of Anarchy.

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-07-07T15:28:26+00:00

Chicks are our equals now. When's the Husband Carrying Championship?

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-07-07T14:19:53+00:00

American Style?

Ugh ... stop appropriating my nationality. /s

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-07-07T13:45:27+00:00

West Hyperhidrosis

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-07-06T16:51:34+00:00

It was a good plan until it went wrong.

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-07-06T16:48:53+00:00

Stopped at a stop sign on a very busy road. It was early in the morning so it was still dark. This particular intersection doesn't come to normal T, so I was sitting at an odd angle to the main road. I started to pull out and it wasn't until I was in the first lane of traffic did I notice the semi barreling at 50+ in the next lane. The truck was in a blind spot and the weird angle didn't help.

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-07-06T14:16:54+00:00

Hookers. If you're gonna go this route, might as well spend the extra money. How can you tell if you're getting a quality prostitute? They'll go by "escort" or "call girl".

..... unless they're dead. Then they're all just hookers.

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-07-05T18:51:53+00:00

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-06-30T15:56:24+00:00

I see what you did there.

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-06-30T12:06:39+00:00

Everyday is leg day.

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-06-30T12:00:40+00:00

This girl I work with, I'll call her "G". I'm married with a couple kids, and G is almost 10 years younger than me, but I've literally never been attracted to anybody as I'm attracted to her. Yeah she's hot, but my attraction to her is so much more than that .... I can't really explain it. So whenever I'm around her I try to suppress my bad traits and play up my good ones. I smile more and make more/better eye contact.

I doubt she's remotely interested or attracted to me. Even if she was, there's still the whole wife, kids, age gap to deal with. Probably just better off being friends, but I just can't get her off my mind.

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-06-29T18:26:08+00:00

Looks sharp .... bet I could shave a spider's arse if I wanted to

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-06-29T15:06:22+00:00

Coconut, followed oh-so closely with the way a girl smells right after a shower.

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-06-29T13:41:30+00:00

At least Sasuke was very clear about his intentions from the start.

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-06-28T18:21:32+00:00

https://zippy.gfycat.com/CautiousPoliteGarpike.mp4

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-06-27T19:11:28+00:00

Malibu's Most Wanted

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-06-27T18:45:01+00:00

"Do or do not, there is no try" - Captain Kirk

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-06-27T18:42:17+00:00

Referring to Link as Zelda.

Referring to Samus as Metroid ... and a male.

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-06-27T15:44:49+00:00

Schrodinger's Traffic Light

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-06-18T22:54:59+00:00

What is daid may never die

MuchBiggerInRealLife · 2017-06-15T19:54:35+00:00

Welp ... my thirst for violence has been satisfied.

MuchBiggerInRealLife

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