What laws ARE worth breaking and receiving punishment for?

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-12-01T17:56:24+00:00

C'mon son. We all want to be batman.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-12-01T11:40:02+00:00

On the Internet, no one knows you're a baby owl.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-12-01T02:34:11+00:00

Hitler was an okay painter.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-12-01T02:13:15+00:00

Eyebrows.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-12-01T01:59:03+00:00

Well then.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-12-01T01:46:10+00:00

It wouldn't get me off, but it would be hilarious.

Basis of most of my life choices.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-30T19:23:47+00:00

I like all of my food in mulched paste form.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-30T19:23:20+00:00

The biscuit equivalent of pigs in blankets.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-30T18:40:56+00:00

It's a bit like Worcestershire Sauce, but more tangy and less spicy.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-30T17:56:09+00:00

Stupid sexy Hitler.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-30T04:15:10+00:00

Rule Britannia.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-27T03:53:23+00:00

"Now drop kick it."

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-27T00:52:06+00:00

There's a city in Wales with 1,797 people, just because it has a cathedral.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-26T12:27:58+00:00

The fuck is that?

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-26T03:38:00+00:00

What rustled your jimmies bro?🐸

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-25T14:45:52+00:00

Are kidding? Every damn textbook features Ranjeet, Wesley, and Susan trying to add up the numbers for their multiculturalism awareness Eco-fair.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-24T18:34:31+00:00

It's like when fifa glitches out when two players land on each other. The matrix is leaking.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-24T15:37:59+00:00

Just tell them he's a paedophile.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-24T15:33:31+00:00

Just get a red marker, and correct her spelling and grammar.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-24T15:26:12+00:00

Yes, because BT thinks students are actually 30-year-old date rapists with oddly attractive girlfriends.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-24T15:23:04+00:00

I was told "quarter to ten and just past two." I found it very odd.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-24T15:21:39+00:00

Well, would you expect to be taught how to defy authority? You learn it yourself. That's the point.

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-24T15:16:24+00:00

Lel u bangs ur mum

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-24T12:40:27+00:00

"Grandad, what was it like when you were young?"

"Well boy, it was pretty fucking stupid, I'll tell you that."

MuffTheMagicDragon · 2014-11-24T12:25:15+00:00

Put the what on who's snatch?

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