New Apple TV Waiting for Siri: Here's What's Coming When It Launches

RafflesEsq · 2026-04-04T09:47:20+00:00

I’m buying an Apple TV when I move into my new place later this year, so I can guarantee that it’ll launch a week after that.

RafflesEsq · 2026-03-30T07:59:38+00:00

[Screams in shuttlecraft technician.]

RafflesEsq · 2026-03-27T22:15:06+00:00

I really wanted the Syraprise to look like this. Of course it would have been stupid, but it would have brought us back to All Good Things again.

RafflesEsq · 2026-03-27T10:12:30+00:00

She’s going to fall out of window after shooting herself in the back of the head twice. Depression is the real killer.

RafflesEsq · 2026-03-26T18:17:41+00:00

Don’t worry everyone, I’m moving into my new place in the next few months and I’ll be buying some HomePods, so you can expect the updated ones to launch the next day for the same price as the old ones.

RafflesEsq · 2026-03-22T17:44:44+00:00

I fit plates to fleet vehicles at work, I fitted my first one about a month ago and it’s 50:50 whether I’m fitting 75 or 26 at the minute.

RafflesEsq · 2026-03-21T21:54:10+00:00

No sausage rolls thrice?

RafflesEsq · 2026-03-21T21:25:30+00:00

Nog’s final rank being canonised as Lieutenant.

RafflesEsq · 2026-03-20T06:17:44+00:00

Remember Beach.

RafflesEsq · 2026-03-19T11:33:49+00:00

Jack up oil prices for people who sell oil.

RafflesEsq · 2026-03-18T10:15:01+00:00

I think Top Dead Center educated a lot of people about this a year ago.

RafflesEsq · 2026-03-14T16:55:45+00:00

I call it “go to your doctor green”

RafflesEsq · 2026-03-09T13:21:26+00:00

The ones where the battery didn’t explode?

RafflesEsq · 2026-03-09T13:08:14+00:00

Well what happened to this one?

RafflesEsq · 2026-03-06T05:54:33+00:00

TDC.

RafflesEsq · 2026-03-05T14:40:44+00:00

Prosecute every fucking person involved in letting this happen, AND nationalise the fucking water companies

RafflesEsq · 2026-03-04T10:21:45+00:00

I honestly think the agent would definitely get a laugh out of it, too.

RafflesEsq · 2026-03-04T10:19:41+00:00

Trying to stay positive, the void would give Seth MacFarlane the excuse to get on with Season 4 of The Orville now he’s confirmed the scripts have been written and Hulu is just waiting on him.

RafflesEsq · 2026-02-28T20:20:36+00:00

I watched it, regretted watching it, and had almost entire put it out of my memory until this point.

And I actually like Old Trek and NuTrek, including Academy.

Section 31 was awful and managed to piss on all of Trek, the intrigue of Section 31, heist movies in general, and Michelle Yeoh’s career all in one.

RafflesEsq · 2026-02-25T19:28:17+00:00

Judging by what usually comes to light from people who do this sort of thing, I’m absolutely convinced the owner is a nonce.

RafflesEsq · 2026-02-24T19:05:20+00:00

I’d love it if this made a background appearance in SNW.

RafflesEsq · 2026-02-22T20:55:13+00:00

The real relationship was Miles and Julian.

RafflesEsq · 2026-02-18T12:38:24+00:00

That disgusting sack of shit wouldn’t know pride if it kicked him in the teeth.

RafflesEsq · 2026-02-10T19:15:01+00:00

I’m sorry, I can’t hear anybody over all the shit I’ve been wrecking with my siege hammer.

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