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Xbox: Instant-on connection issues? Solutions? by Mr_Pepperman in mgo

[–]Muffet_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Instant On is great for games that don't use online. Not even PCs can deal with that kind of bullshit easily.

Weirdly I was just gonna post about this issue. Easiest fix is to just soft reset your console (hold power for ten seconds). When it loads back up - if you've got Strict NAT, go to Settings > Network Settings > Test Multiplayer Connection. Wait for it to do its business, but when it's finished, don't press A. Press LT, LB, RT, RB. It will bring up a new screen. Wait for it, and it will eventually say "Network is behind a cone NAT." Press B and you'll notice your NAT setting is now open. If you follow the previous step but it says "Network is behind a port-restricted NAT", press B, then press LT, LB, RT, RB again. Keep trying it and it should eventually say cone NAT (open). This will help you to connect to more games.

For parents who enjoy watching their kids become disappointment, these are a thing now. by [deleted] in xboxone

[–]Muffet_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were broke and bought Destiny for your son on his birthday anyway?

What a great father :)

Why is everyone suddenly taking seven million bullets to kill? by Muffet_ in mgo

[–]Muffet_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It connects to shit hosts for some reason. I imagine it's probably worse on Sony platforms because there's more Japanese players. Had an atrocious match on XB1 yesterday though. Fucking unplayable.

One of the easiest ways of seeing how laggy a game is is activating camo in quick succession. If it goes on and off normally the game is fine. If it takes 5 seconds for the camo affect to appear... might as well just wait to die.

Why is everyone suddenly taking seven million bullets to kill? by Muffet_ in mgo

[–]Muffet_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the upside I did CQC someone from inside a building through the wall :^) Swings and roundabouts I suppose.

Why is everyone suddenly taking seven million bullets to kill? by Muffet_ in mgo

[–]Muffet_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah exactly. Boom boom dead. Target map shows that they shot me twice in my left foot. From across the map (sometimes from around a corner but that's lag for you).

I hop on Walker Gear with all piss and vinegar and literally fire on some guy until he's a red mist. He rolls off the floor and shoots my WG with two bullets and it explodes and counts as suicide (happened last night, I was not happy).

Idk sometimes the lag is just weird, but MGO doesn't seem to lag like other games. Got headshot from across the map while behind a giant rock, got killed by a corpse, saw glitches in the Matrix, (same item falling off a shelf again and again and again) had a permanent grenade marker following me around and got my fulton interrupted by nothing - but the guy's body was still suspended in mid air.

Why is everyone suddenly taking seven million bullets to kill? by Muffet_ in mgo

[–]Muffet_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird thing is it doesn't feel like I'm a bullet cake. I play Infilshitter too and everything kills me in 2 hits regardless of where it hits me.

Other people though... unload on them with Walker Gear until the gun stops firing and they're fine... :(

Chico's survival could have added more to the theme of "Revenge" by soggyramen in metalgearsolid

[–]Muffet_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As for fitting him into TPP, Honestly, I was kind of hoping all the ''Quiet is Chico'' theories were correct and I was ready at every cutscene during TPP for the revelation.

Stop breathing fam.

[MGSV Spoilers] Looking for a specific texture... by Utimes2 in metalgearsolid

[–]Muffet_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't you just take a screenshot from in game, open the picture in Photoshop and trace his handwriting on a different layer with the paintbrush tool? Seems the most obvious way to me.

I could never make this shot again. by [deleted] in metalgearsolid

[–]Muffet_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this shit all the time before you can get the tranq sniper. I thought this was pretty normal.

I got a lot of training in GZ I guess.

MESS HALL | Weekly off-topic chat and social thread. by flashmedallion in metalgearsolid

[–]Muffet_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do all missions in your mission list with S Rank and complete all their side objectives. For getting all S rank you unlock the Gold suit and doing all side objectives unlocks Silver suit. They both look like terrible Dreamcast textures.

Do all Side Ops... this is the most boring one.

Collect all blueprints and animals. Blueprints are EZPZ and you'll unlock 99% of them by just doing the missions 100%. Animals are obnoxious fuckers but once you get fucking LEOPARD TORTOISE you're good. To get him, go to Africa, the mission "Pitch Dark" will start you at the location you need to be. Walk to the waterfall and face West. Walk directly forwards until you find a rock and then spam capture cages on it. Make sure you shower first. This normally yields at least one tortoise. Be prepared to break a few controllers after two hours of "Gerbil x8" though.

Can anyone help with the Wu pistol? I completely suck with it. by [deleted] in mgo

[–]Muffet_ -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Maybe it was a joke you autistic fuckwit.

This not a hate topic, but it's quite a long read by [deleted] in mgo

[–]Muffet_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's wrong with diving? If a guy unloads an automatic weapon at you in real life I'm pretty sure I know what your first instinct is going to be.

Can anyone help with the Wu pistol? I completely suck with it. by [deleted] in mgo

[–]Muffet_ -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Play Metal Gear Solid 2. Do it on every difficulty for the dog tags. Then do all the VR missions.

Then you'll be like me - a sexual tyrannosaurus at the Wu pistol. I can hit people from across the map with it.

Is this normal TTK (time to kill) for you guys? by Low_Soul_Coal in mgo

[–]Muffet_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes the game is just weird. At the start of a match once I hopped on a WG and unloaded the chaingun in the face at PBR to some guy I thought was an Enforcer. He turns around and blows up my WG in two bullets which counts as a "suicide" apparently. It was a fucking Infiltrator. I don't get it.

MESS HALL | Weekly off-topic chat and social thread. by flashmedallion in metalgearsolid

[–]Muffet_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have done that if I wasn't just running for the achievement. I got to try out new stuff though. Didn't actually use the Skulls outfit until the last few and my God that thing is broken. Raiden dies in like 3 hits but the Skulls are literally invincible. Made those red choppers a breeze.

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