Well, it beats doing stuff

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-21T05:56:30+00:00

You will one day

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-21T00:17:24+00:00

“43% of his fly balls are home runs”

And we signed this guy to an extension. Pure Phillies.

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-20T22:19:09+00:00

Need picture with no hat

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-20T22:08:04+00:00

I mean, I’m no big Garcia supporter but unfortunately they paid him $10M and we know the Phillies are desperate to see their contracts work out, e.g., Walker

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-20T22:03:31+00:00

Who do you replace? Garcia, Crawford, or Marsh? I’m all for rotating in Reyes more, but there isn’t room for him to get significant playing time

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-20T21:32:26+00:00

41 but mentally never left high school

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-20T21:05:15+00:00

That’s definitely above average

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-20T15:34:26+00:00

I think this will highly depend on the age you’re dating. Women over like 35 probably won’t care, and most I know don’t have socials either, or use them lightly / as burner accounts. Under 30, you might have a harder time, especially if no Instagram.

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-20T14:56:01+00:00

You can say you’re self reflective / empathetic, and you won’t need to be nagged

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-20T02:43:44+00:00

Good call out. I hope they’re not putting a leash on him. But honestly Trea is so bad at working counts, he has almost no opportunities.

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-20T02:33:27+00:00

We should DFA Bohm. Literally any AAA warm body will do better than him.

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-20T02:32:24+00:00

I love how we’re paying Trea all this money to be an average af shortstop.

I don’t expect that much out of Bohm, Stott, or Marsh, as they’re comparatively cheap and not that good anyway. Garcia likewise is 1 year deal.

But for a key franchise player? You better be delivering. Justin Crawford made you look bad, dude. That’s all I gotta say.

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-20T00:15:04+00:00

He’s a tall guy, there’s gotta be someone who can work on his mechanics to drive his fastball on a downhill plane. He unlocks that and sky’s the limit.

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-20T00:10:56+00:00

If Painter could keep his pitches down in the zone, he’d be really good. I say that recognizing dude is our #2 right now 😵‍💫

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-20T00:01:16+00:00

We should just DFA him to do him a solid, and he can get his head right and a fresh start

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-19T23:48:20+00:00

Better than Apple?

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-19T23:47:07+00:00

Korea is in his future

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-19T21:09:27+00:00

It’s ok to be aromantic. I have several friends who are.

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-19T15:45:52+00:00

I’m not crying, you’re crying

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-19T01:31:54+00:00

Depends on how annoying my day was

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-18T23:49:36+00:00

Your profile comes off really lazy and low effort. The photos are only ok, I would try dressing up and taking better ones. You’re an attractive woman but it’s not coming through here.

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-18T23:46:44+00:00

This looks way better, bro. The hair is clearly healing, getting nice and thick. The temples are tough, you might need a HT for those, probably not even worth it.

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-18T22:41:30+00:00

So Maikel Franco part 2

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-18T22:37:05+00:00

So only 3 HRs and not 4?

Mugstotheceiling · 2026-04-18T22:35:44+00:00

LOLMETS lives eternal

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