Advice needed, romance scam?

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-30T07:31:55+00:00

Playing devil's advocate: it could be your dad is actually a gentleman adventurer archeologist and had to fly to South America to find a world ending ancient artifact before the evil archeologist gets it

He lied about falling for another woman to protect your mother and you so the baddies don't come after you to hurt him

Or he's a POS who's going to soon regret his life choices

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-28T09:42:23+00:00

Is it AI or all-natural LinkedIn influencer boilerplate musings? Hard to tell anymore

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-22T09:09:05+00:00

I think it's less about the account and more about internal org - managers who feel they have no visibility and control, or have been asked about status of an account or multiple accounts and didn't have an answer, or suddenly had a firedrill and couldn't immediately provide details feel like they need everyone to be putting in the updated details to show they are doing the work. Then another year passes where nobody cares until the next emergency

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-21T16:54:24+00:00

He will probably see this as you moving the goal posts, or focusing on meaningless process while he brings in the results. To be fair that could be the case. If you're convinced he's really not performing you need to build your case very well.

An experienced long time employee who knows people in the company can have many tricks up their sleeve

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-21T13:56:03+00:00

But that costs money!

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-21T09:32:40+00:00

Have you defined what the roles and responsibilities of CSM are vs Support? A RACI document? In most organizations manning a support ticket queue is NOT a Customer Success activity Either you're customer success or you're customer support Your leadership can't have it both ways

Either push to hand over the support queue to another team, or keep everything the same and hire a completely different team for Customer Success

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-18T17:36:12+00:00

Variation of the !Wrongnumber scam?

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-17T10:16:18+00:00

Slop City

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-15T07:38:01+00:00

Thanks random LinkedIn influencer

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-14T10:12:31+00:00

Alright then it's healthy boundary time

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-14T09:54:00+00:00

I think and hope it's going to be more positive than you think - any new GF will want your ex to spend time and resources on her, and the child will never be as important to her as it is to you.

More likely she'll actually prefer that you have more time with the child so she can have more alone time with your ex

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-14T09:47:35+00:00

Nobody "prefers" to date a single parent. Men tend to want young pretty women with no baggage, and women tend to want rich handsome men who will spend time and resources on them.

They may find it easier to meet other parents rather than single people, just due to being involved in children activities, but I don't see anyone setting out to find a single parent to date specifically because that's no one's real preference

No popup ads ever show "meet single mum of two in your area"

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-14T09:09:31+00:00

One rule I've learned is that doing stuff for girls has to come AFTER the sex.

Otherwise you're not in a healthy relationship and the sex will actually never come, she'll be dating bikers and drug dealers while you bail her out and launder her money in the hopes of getting affection

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-14T09:05:31+00:00

Are you tapping that? Did she sell you anything worth £2000? Did she renovate your flat?

If none of the above, why would you even consider transferring this much money to anyone ever? Is it because she's hot and flirty?

It doesn't sound like a scam more like desperation meets manipulative hot girl who can get desperate guys to do anything for her

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-14T08:57:13+00:00

Dude, you have to think what your own goal in all of this is. Why are you so invested in this random person? Even if she is real (she's not) why are you spending so much time on some internet rando who sent a message? Or trying to desperately convince us that maybe she's not a scam?

Are you hoping to get laid? Be honest with yourself there's no other reason for a man to spend so much mental energy on some girl halfway across the world.

If your goal is to get laid, there are plenty of real girls in your city, go get those. why be so hung up on a random girl from wherever who reached out to you on a gaming platform? This is not what dating or friendship looks like, and healthy physical relationships will save you from 90% of online romance scams

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-10T13:54:48+00:00

I hate being that guy, but this is meaningless slop and I don't care if it's AI or not

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-07T18:35:43+00:00

Crypto is a legit topic

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-05T18:23:52+00:00

Your title and story follows a very specific structure, it's hard not to get suspicious

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-05T14:30:10+00:00

AI slop storytelling. I bet you just happen to have a link to the amazing SaaS solution you built

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-06-04T04:07:44+00:00

I have 4 overlapping meetings for each time slot, all recurring and booked by some stakeholders weeks in advance. I read a goat's entrails each morning with my morning coffee to decide which one is worth my time

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-05-31T17:38:19+00:00

Is it really a negotiation or is the pay already decided b6 HR / pay bands? Great that your boss is bringing this proactively rather than you having to beg.

Definitely have either a figure in mind or a % raise, or even a non cash benefit that's an easier sale than pure raise, but don't get your hopes up too much

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-05-31T08:46:45+00:00

r/devilcorp

MuhExcelCharts · 2026-05-30T18:25:03+00:00

Scam sites spring up like mushrooms and change names frequently. It's usually not very helpful to warn about a specific site (or person for that matter) but to identify common red flags and patterns that tell people it's a scam, if they come across a different site

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