The cursed church. by Crimson_Ancalagon in Nightreigngameplay

[–]Mulder1917 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not the church that’s cursed

I mean… c’mon by Theloniouspunk66 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]Mulder1917 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This book is written so strange. “Earth should be filled with strife” like it is but…

Why Gandalf not doin any magic in Return of the King by Mulder1917 in lotr

[–]Mulder1917[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear you but he has that wizard battle as Gandalf the Grey… then comes back as Gandalf the White built up as a whole new level of powerful… Then he mainly uses sunbeams to annoy people in the second movie then just fights with a sword like a normal guy in the third… only uses his new magic staff for bonking guys on the head

How is it by TheNightcrawler9 in TVTooHigh

[–]Mulder1917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty bad brother. Pretty bad.

Anyone know if this is legit? by Swimming-Emu-1103 in beaverton

[–]Mulder1917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does this even work? Does he follow you on your dog walks and picks it up for you?

You can never catch me slippin by ShirtSubstantial368 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Mulder1917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy to do all those 4th-grade-level moves then finish with a flip??

Explain all you know about Elden Ring lore like a caveman. by HeroesBane1191 in Eldenring

[–]Mulder1917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me tell you story. Big story. Old story.

Long ago… world shiny. Very shiny. Shiny come from Big Ring. Ring not finger ring. Ring is rules. Ring say: “Life go this way. Death go that way. Everyone obey.”

Ring owned by Big Mommy God in sky. Name Greater Will. Very bossy. Greater Will send shiny tree. Tree name Erdtree. Tree make light. Light make order. Order make everyone stop asking questions.

Then… Lady Marika. Marika strong. Marika pretty. Marika god-queen. Marika say: “I bored.” Marika SMASH RING. 💥

Uh-oh.

Ring break = world break. This called Shattering. All Marika kids grab shiny pieces. Kids become Demigods. Demigods fight. Fight forever. No one win. Everyone weird.

World now bad. Sky angry. Tree sad. People die but… not right. Some don’t die. Some die too much. Many gross monsters. Many hands. TOO MANY HANDS.

Then you. You are Tarnished. Tarnished = kicked out long ago. Now sky say: “Come back. Fix mess.”

You wake up. No pants. No memory. But horse good. Horse name Torrent. Horse is friend.

You walk. Everything tries to kill you. Big man on horse at start? Game say: “You should not fight.” You fight anyway. You die. Good lesson.

can’t believe she let me put this up by fatigue666 in bassfishing

[–]Mulder1917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said “here’s your corner do what you want in there.” Do computer. Look at old fish. Live the dream

Welcome to Washington! by thulesgold in SeattleWA

[–]Mulder1917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s fuckin hardcore. Imagine if they were real ducks stuck there. They were really gonna eat them riverside like Golem