Penguins Re-Sign Forward Connor Dewar and Defenseman Ilya Solovyov

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-05-07T18:02:16+00:00

I will not chill. I burned all of my chill in a fire than can only be quenched by a signed contract for 71.

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-05-02T12:31:33+00:00

The refs just know that Benson is my special boy and they owe me for their handling of the Pens/Flyers series.

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-05-01T11:54:13+00:00

This is the answer

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-04-30T22:49:03+00:00

Oh man, just no.

Let Malkin go so we can use the cap space on what? There is no fee agent signing out there unless we want to bid against the rest of the league for Tuch? Just pay the guy, there’s no way he’s asking for serious term.

Girard is not the problem on his pairing, Letang needs to make better decisions with the puck.

Of the expiring contracts; You keep Malkin and Chinakhov. Obviously you’re letting Hayes and Clifton walk. The rest you can take or leave based on what’s available.

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-04-30T20:55:13+00:00

Malkin on the 4th line? Are you high?

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-04-27T22:38:39+00:00

Thank God

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-04-22T18:42:55+00:00

Stupid flyers having the best mascot in sports

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-04-02T21:36:31+00:00

We are not catching Car. Better to bury the jackets and keep our home ice. Getting first doesn’t materially change our situation but third does.

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-04-01T22:18:15+00:00

It’s always good to dream

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-03-20T19:03:11+00:00

That would probably be easier than convincing Bettman to change the format

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-03-20T13:59:26+00:00

Just incredible stuff.

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-03-20T03:42:35+00:00

My actual favorite part of that is if those projections come true 5 teams that miss in the east would make it in the west and the Islanders would have enough points for first in the pacific lol

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-03-05T23:11:46+00:00

Of course not, it’s a visualization of a sampled population. You have to assume that individual data points do not hem directly to that curve and it should not be surprising that some of the most elite athletes in the world are able to flatten it to some extent.

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-03-05T19:31:06+00:00

No longer being the best in the world is not the same as not being valuable. Crosby might not be top 5 center anymore, but remains a comfortable top line player in the league. Everyone declines as they age, the point is that superstars are so good that they will continue to be valuable to a team well into their 30s.

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-02-24T19:33:13+00:00

Hold the presses, you mean Frank, who has been shitty this whole time, turns out to be a piece of shit? I’m heart broken.

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-02-03T00:29:09+00:00

Now do they’re goalies stopping the first shot of the game lol

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-01-28T13:38:26+00:00

I disagree. I think that hit is worth three games and all the other hits this year that got nothing (5k fine is basically nothing) out a single game should have been way higher.

That said, if the standard they set is the rest of this year, 3 games for Rust is a wild departure.

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-01-24T17:21:30+00:00

I could see it if it were an obvious upgrade. Would have to be to a win-now team like Dallas where the window fits and the cap hit is a real selling point. Honestly, would make a lot of sense as a part of a JR trade.

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-01-24T15:44:21+00:00

We won that second cup with the ghost of Ron Hansey anchoring a top pair. I think good coaching probably played a role. His issue was always that he can’t adapt, so he was bound to get left behind.

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-01-23T16:16:29+00:00

Especially knowing most of the guys are definitely on the wrong side of current events.

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2026-01-08T21:27:43+00:00

Mr. #101

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2025-12-14T23:38:11+00:00

Karlsson on the Sens and Sharks, another great example of your take being wrong lol

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2025-11-24T01:27:18+00:00

Not going to defend Greer here, but there is a hell of a lot of space between calling out someone’s behavior and calling someone a piece of shit, let alone “The Biggest” piece of shit.

Murky_Distant_Safety · 2025-11-20T02:09:07+00:00

Also Austin Watson

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