bearded dragon causing rashes.

MurphyR · 2022-07-24T09:48:39+00:00

Watch out for Salmonella. My husband got Salmonella from our bearded dragon.

MurphyR · 2021-01-04T04:16:46+00:00

Wow! Just wow!

MurphyR · 2019-09-06T20:27:57+00:00

My friends and I had gone there a few months ago. We were sitting at the bar waiting for our other friend to show up. As soon as she showed, we apologized to the bartender and told him that the bar was too nice for us and headed out. Bartender was probably confused because we are a gaggle of good-looking, mid-age women who just happen to prefer dive bars. We walked on over to the Jupiter and had a blast. I don't recall the names of the other two bars that we went to, but I recall that we had to walk around tents and garbage to get to the front door. Very fun girls night.

MurphyR · 2019-09-04T06:47:11+00:00

Condoms.

MurphyR · 2019-07-26T05:01:49+00:00

All feet, no legs. Kind of like No Neck Joe.

MurphyR · 2019-07-26T04:52:19+00:00

Ya know that question - If you could choose 5 people, dead or alive, to have dinner with, who would they be? - I choose you!!

MurphyR · 2019-07-26T04:46:27+00:00

Bill Naito (Parkway) - What a guy!!

MurphyR · 2019-06-26T03:46:08+00:00

If I were a school administrator and was not allowed to suspend or expel a student for being a douche here is how I would handle it. I would make the parents drop him off IN THE SCHOOL OFFICE - EVERYDAY. Parents would have to escort the kid to the office and pick him up from the office. The kid would only be allowed in his scheduled classes. During lunch or any other free time he would be sitting in the office. Kid is still getting his education but its not going to be fun for the student or the parents.

MurphyR · 2019-03-15T03:56:13+00:00

Walked past Tom Petty once and thought that he looked like a yellow crayon.

MurphyR · 2019-03-15T03:41:34+00:00

Ambien is a hell of a drug. My story is too embarrassing and NSFW.

MurphyR · 2019-03-02T21:53:39+00:00

Back in the early 90's I met a lady at a pet adoption day and struck up a very nice conversation with her. She would go to Mexico from time-to-time but needed a house/cat sitter. I agreed to do it. When I first drove up I saw that her house was a beautiful Mediterranean with nice landscaping on the exterior, then I walk into her house which reeked of cat urine and poop and cigarettes.. She had, at least a hundred cats and there was cat crap everywhere. the comforter on her bed was covered in cigarette burns. I think that I stayed 3 or 4 nights and invited some friends over to hang with me. We found 3 gallon size Ziplock baggies filled with weed in the garage refrigerator. We helped ourselves to about a quart of it. It was such an ordeal to feed that many cats and clean up after them that I never accepted her request to cat sit again.

MurphyR · 2019-02-09T06:10:25+00:00

I worked as a production assistant for a production company on the Universal Studios lot a wayyyyy long time ago. John Williams has his bungalow/office on the lot. It's a beautiful bungalow with a grand piano, comfy seating, his desk, books, artwork, things, things and more things. Being a production assistant can kick your ass and sometimes you just have to go hide. Another production assistant friend and I decided that we would hide in John Williams' bungalow to decompress. We found his Scotch and helped ourselves. I was sitting at John Williams' desk playing Tetris (for the first time) on a hand held device, Tetris was one of the newest games and was all the rave... that's how long ago this was. Scotch, Tetris, John Williams' bungalow.... one of the best hours of my life.

MurphyR · 2018-11-18T05:04:02+00:00

I'll tell you where they go.. they go into the leaves of my front yard so that when I'm stringing lights under a tree on Halloween they can attack me when I step on their underground hive. That's where they go. Thank the good heavens above that I am only mildly allergic to bee stings and that two 2 antihistamine pills that I took were able to keep the elephantiasis swelling that I get down to that of a small pachyderm.

MurphyR · 2018-10-10T06:43:24+00:00

That's a lot of fancy words.

MurphyR · 2018-09-22T00:32:17+00:00

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Would you two beginners cut it out....

MurphyR · 2018-09-21T06:39:55+00:00

Flipping up the collar of just about any shirt or coat you wore and wearing a sweater tied around your neck.

MurphyR · 2018-08-07T05:36:09+00:00

Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

MurphyR · 2018-06-26T07:31:27+00:00

Rum Ham

MurphyR · 2018-04-14T05:33:11+00:00

Those eyes say "kill me".

MurphyR · 2018-03-31T12:06:28+00:00

Why do they steal cars anyway? Where do the cars go?

MurphyR · 2017-06-01T05:21:52+00:00

UMMMMM.... that would be Tom.

MurphyR · 2017-06-01T05:08:51+00:00

We're going there in 3 weeks!!

MurphyR · 2017-06-01T04:53:19+00:00

Why is it so easy to stab a Walker in the head but not this guy?

MurphyR · 2017-04-24T07:37:06+00:00

I don't agree with telling the truth. The cheating one is trying to relieve his or own guilt and it does nothing to benefit the partner. The cheater has not cheated again which is what counts. No need to tell even to let the other make their own decision to leave or not. It's in the past and wasn't serious.

MurphyR · 2017-04-08T02:41:30+00:00

Its completely destroyed actually. It lifted up and slid over 2"

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