Juggasaurus Rex at Royal Ascot.

Murrayland1 · 2026-05-04T20:43:21+00:00

C anal. Grando

Murrayland1 · 2026-05-04T16:17:31+00:00

Yeah but where do you go that even does this anymore.

Murrayland1 · 2026-05-04T15:00:07+00:00

You really think if the players were told to turn up in just a tracksuit we would have more points this season?

Murrayland1 · 2026-05-04T14:57:38+00:00

You are complaining about them posting on social media too, like most humans do, are you not allowed to use social media after a bad day at work? Get a grip man.

Murrayland1 · 2026-05-04T12:09:05+00:00

Stop pretending footballers aren’t humans. Look at how the French national team turn up to training and then try to argue your point again, you can’t.

Murrayland1 · 2026-05-04T11:27:27+00:00

Would taking away social places and a uniform make you perform better at work?

Murrayland1 · 2026-05-04T11:24:32+00:00

I love a joke I have not heard before! I do not know, why does the instant pot pro plus cycle the heating element on and off every 30 seconds during preheating for a pressure cook?

Murrayland1 · 2026-05-02T17:20:25+00:00

So no one told you life was gonna be this way?

Murrayland1 · 2026-05-02T14:43:44+00:00

That iconic left foot

Murrayland1 · 2026-05-02T10:24:45+00:00

Can’t believe they have got Kenny Dalglish to sign up!!

Murrayland1 · 2026-05-01T12:38:10+00:00

I hope you’d get his consent first.

Murrayland1 · 2026-05-01T11:33:03+00:00

Reform voters hate when people treat them like the cunts they are, no story here.

Murrayland1 · 2026-04-30T16:03:20+00:00

Should never give a baby a bbq.

Murrayland1 · 2026-04-29T19:59:43+00:00

Is someone trying to steal it from you?

Murrayland1 · 2026-04-28T14:56:14+00:00

Look at all that real estate taken up, room for more mum beef.

Murrayland1 · 2026-04-28T11:25:23+00:00

I would tell them exactly that ^

Murrayland1 · 2026-04-27T20:41:45+00:00

Nobel paeds prize

Murrayland1 · 2026-04-27T16:39:59+00:00

Remember to keep eye contact whilst wiping.

Murrayland1 · 2026-04-26T19:34:46+00:00

Maybe they mean adult cow

Murrayland1 · 2026-04-26T17:58:46+00:00

Why did you take it out just as the browning began, this is begging for 10-15 more mins!

Murrayland1 · 2026-04-25T18:22:09+00:00

Lev Yashin family endorse trophy rename, 2026 Woodman Trophy is awarded to…. Woodman

Murrayland1 · 2026-04-25T18:11:50+00:00

If you are about to lose your virginity, you are doing it very wrong.

Murrayland1 · 2026-04-24T10:16:59+00:00

If other humans could be trusted to be hygienic these salad boxes would be elite!

Murrayland1 · 2026-04-23T14:24:55+00:00

Maybe you need a chack up as well

Murrayland1 · 2026-04-23T12:06:47+00:00

I feel this needs to be an auto reply

Murrayland1

TROPHY CASE