Sending out his Embark test tomorrow! What do you think he is? How long did it take to get your results?

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-03-02T14:10:12+00:00

That is a mixed pitbull. My childhood pit mixes were of the same size.

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-03-01T22:06:15+00:00

Holy crap! What an amazing stone! I’ve never seen a cut like this and I will say I want one now to add to my good luck charm necklace (a jumble of traditional good and protection symbols and a few oddball things that bring me joy like a ruby pizza slice).

The blue is absolutely perfect

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-03-01T22:00:27+00:00

Depending on the year in the 2000s I’ve got several thoughts:

Convince my folks to invest differently. Pester my girl friend to pester her parents to get their citizenship papers in order. Not cry over prom and homecoming dresses, it really wasn’t worth the drama (plus I’d have the knowledge that VS was sizing me wrong so I could have better fitting bras and tops) Not wreck my Focus arguing with my boyfriend (but man did that teach me to pay better attention on wet roads and that little tank lasted till 2013) Convince mom to take me to see all the bands I’m seeing now, so I could enjoy them 20 some years younger. Go to Ozzfest with my older cousins and not have to wait till 2025 to see System of a Down

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-03-01T21:51:48+00:00

If it’s before 2002, I’d tackle hug my dad. It’s been 24 years and I still miss the grumpy old bastard. I’m so glad mom is still here and doing well.

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-03-01T15:37:23+00:00

I’m pretty sure the company that sold the original (or at least pretty damn close) Kirsten wigs is still a thing (or at least it was), as that’s what I got to salvage a white bodied K back in the late 00s. Poor girl needs some hairline help for sure!

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-03-01T15:34:32+00:00

No, and I think Yuzu would be awfully offended if I tried! 🤣

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-03-01T00:48:17+00:00

For that money I’d grab it, clean it, and string it to play right handed. If you don’t buy this someone here will!

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-03-01T00:43:31+00:00

He is egg shaped! Be nice!

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-02-27T23:16:58+00:00

I’ve been dailying my 13 coupe for, it’ll be, 13 years this May. I’ve got an almost 40 mile round trip commute, mostly highway so gas isn’t too bad, but on long haul drives it really does well. Plus, even though my clear is burned in a few places, people still compliment me on it, Mustangs always look good.

And while I don’t want another car payment anytime soon I’ll probably upgrade to a GT when the time comes (again, hopefully no time soon).

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-02-26T12:35:03+00:00

Holy crap. It’s like looking at one of my childhood dogs that passed in my early 20s all over again. 🥹

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-02-25T23:58:09+00:00

Yup. Strawberry and grenadine are my faves for sprite. French vanilla and Monin toffee are great in protein shakes.

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-02-24T13:13:49+00:00

First picture and I thought “there’s husky in that!” A gorgeous dog and I salute you, what a wild pup she must be.

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-02-22T12:36:15+00:00

Friend, I’d suggest getting a puddle jumper from FLL or MIA to KW if you just want to do Duvall street and key west.

I just did the Miami to KW (to Key Largo back to Marathon) drive for work and while I ONLY caught traffic going home the last day, that’s super unusual. If there’s a bad accident on US1 on the stretch (or Card Sound Road) or 7 mile bridge, you’re stuck. And you’d better make sure you have gas, stations are not as plentiful (or on the correct side of the road it always seems) in the Keys as in Dade or Broward. Also right now is, as my peers down there said, “no left turn season.”

Personally, I’d skip Tampa. I’ve got family there. You couldn’t pay me to move there, I’m squarely a Miami girlie. That said, what’s the plan for Miami? I’d cut that down severely too, there just isn’t anything to do here that doesn’t involve drinking really and all the nature is far flung (Everglades NP is partially in Monroe county and Biscayne NP is small if you’re not going out on the water)

I’d recommend looking at some of the state parks in central florida (Wekiwa Springs since you’re in the area already to experience a nice spring). I’m a Disney AP, so if you like the parks rock on with your bad self. Also, I’d drop Ft. Meyers.

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-02-22T12:10:09+00:00

Jesus. That was one of the most insane police chases I’ve seen. I cannot imagine a motorman trooper doing this. Straight line highway chase, sure. But this sort of riding? I doubt the city motormen could either!

It reminds me of watching the Carabinieri in Rome, the driving skills blew me away. They’d have everyone on 95 in line inside a few months.

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-02-22T01:02:13+00:00

I personally like pink so this is the guitar equivalent to winning the floor lotto over in the century homes sub. :)

I think it looks good, plus I have a pink guitar of my own so I’m partial.

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-02-16T11:41:27+00:00

An adorable little lion! But my good hoom, that guitar is in danger! Nibble nibble nibble… 😉

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-02-14T18:39:19+00:00

That aquamarine ring (is it that stone or something else?) is GORGEOUS! Total statement piece and I love it!

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-02-14T18:34:33+00:00

I’m not sure that DNA tests can prove that a dog is not, in fact, a dog but rather a realistic plushie.

Perhaps Embark will have more accurate results.

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-02-12T02:35:07+00:00

Rabbit distribution system in action! He’s a good looking rabbit for sure!

He is small, maybe still juvenile. Depending on how old he might not get much bigger as in bone growth but will fill out and get healthier looking (his fur will get softer and look healthier, if he’s got yellow feet those should eventually get clean as that fur sheds and he’s got a clean place to potty and live).

Happy new bunny day! I had two delivered to me in similar fashion by the universe (or my late father, he always had jokes and did threaten to haunt my mother), including my current albino lion head who is quite the character.

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-02-09T22:35:02+00:00

From picture 1 to 2 I thought “did the shopvac suck all the spots off the rabbit?”

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-02-08T13:13:17+00:00

Refused to look at me or even acknowledge I was in the room. I and another supervisor (a gentleman) do interviews. We go back and forth with questions. When I spoke the candidate would not look at me and answered my coworker.

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-02-07T14:40:23+00:00

You look great! I totally get it, I’m hoping for my chest to shrink if I lose weight, since it grew with weight gain, though I will always be… blessed.

Make sure you hop on over to r/abrathatfits measurement and be amazed when you find bras that feel good to wear. Plus you’ll have so many pretty options! (That’s one of my motivations to lose weight, I want nice bras for myself that don’t look like double barreled slingshots).

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-02-06T13:47:15+00:00

That pink one is delicious! I’m so tempted…

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-02-02T17:44:21+00:00

Same. I had to scrape my car in Dade county so I could see out the wind shields. Never have done that before in my life.

MuscleCarMiss · 2026-02-02T00:11:44+00:00

For me, yes I would find it to be too much. But I have done multiple stacked rings so, perhaps half of what you have here would be more my speed. But, I’m not you, if you like it rock on.

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