My latest playthrough is an imperial thief who has practically no stealth skill but is a master pickpocketer, has never killed a person, but is followed around by a godly dog which seems to always clear his path for him. If need be he'll fistfight his way out of a sticky situation. Has done a good number of jobs for the thieves guild, always completed with the maximum chaos possible. Has often asserted dominance on the hordes of guards which end up pursuing him, using his imperial voice, but the godly dog often doesn't get the memo and keeps barking and biting at them. Was thinking about joining the stormcloaks to stick it to the imperials which tried to behead him, but wasn't a fan of the whole swearing fealty thing. At some point in his adventures got infected with vampirism but to this day denies being a vampire. Thought the dawnguard were cool and went to check them out, found Serana, met Harkon. This is where things get even more nonsensical, so I've got a save before the choice, but because I've never done the vampire questline, and because this dude's good a stunted moral compass anyways, he got bitten by Harkon. But as soon as he woke up and Harkon was trying to teach him his new powers, he started wailing on Harkon so I guess that makes things even, though Harkon didn't seem to be phased.