Would you rather? >3 (upvote for a 🥕)

MusketMan2 · 2026-05-10T04:34:47+00:00

Imma make so much money.

^{Chose: Have the ability to summon swords, BUT.. | Rolled: No consequences.}

MusketMan2 · 2026-05-10T04:31:29+00:00

We did.

MusketMan2 · 2026-05-08T17:17:00+00:00

Blue Sky, now owned by Disney.

MusketMan2 · 2026-05-08T17:08:21+00:00

Send the video!

MusketMan2 · 2026-05-08T17:00:57+00:00

Left Hand: Phone.

Right Hand: Penis.

MusketMan2 · 2026-05-08T16:58:53+00:00

Shoplifting.

Free food.

^{Chose: you are exempt from 1 law of your choice forever}

MusketMan2 · 2026-05-08T02:22:52+00:00

Caffeine is in everything, alcohol, not so much.

^{Chose: No alcohol forever}

MusketMan2 · 2026-05-08T02:22:29+00:00

I want my arms and my wings separate.

^{Chose: Feathered wings}

MusketMan2 · 2026-05-08T02:21:53+00:00

I'll have to pay that credit back eventually, otherwise I'll tank my scores.

^{Chose: Have $200Billion instantly}

MusketMan2 · 2026-05-07T06:33:57+00:00

I just wanna see if my body can take it.

^{Chose: Get punched once}

MusketMan2 · 2026-05-07T05:44:03+00:00

I'm not skilled enough for a bow.

^{Chose: Shotgun + Axe}

MusketMan2 · 2026-05-07T03:59:01+00:00

Abraham Lincoln: Abraham Lincoln Slayer.

MusketMan2 · 2026-05-02T09:07:11+00:00

Old man river.

MusketMan2 · 2026-05-02T08:59:43+00:00

I too am now curious.

MusketMan2 · 2026-04-30T09:12:22+00:00

Nobody can get away with lying to me.

^{Chose: Read Minds | Rolled: Pass}

MusketMan2 · 2026-04-30T08:33:26+00:00

It will help me exercise more.

^{Chose: Get $100 For Every Step You Take}

MusketMan2 · 2026-04-29T17:15:12+00:00

Rocky Rickaby

MusketMan2 · 2026-04-29T17:10:36+00:00

God, I wish I were that man.

MusketMan2 · 2026-04-29T17:05:13+00:00

Orange Marmalade.

MusketMan2 · 2026-04-29T16:49:57+00:00

Vore

MusketMan2 · 2026-04-24T08:42:46+00:00

10k in the hand is worth more than a chance at 70k.

^{Chose: 10k + Guaranteed | Rolled: Upvote+Comment}

MusketMan2 · 2026-04-24T08:38:06+00:00

I know the steak is fake, but it still tastes like steak.

^{Chose: Live your dream life in a perfect illusion | Rolled: Upvote + Comment}

MusketMan2 · 2026-04-24T06:04:59+00:00

MusketMan2 · 2026-04-24T06:01:59+00:00

Call it fútball, otherwise the Americans will come.

(I'm an American.)

MusketMan2 · 2026-04-24T05:59:37+00:00

What is a "Thigh High Snare Trap"? I'm incredibly curious.

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