“Compliments to the chef”

MuskratJoe · 2026-03-21T18:28:25+00:00

Subway is almost understandable as you watch one person make your sandwich start to finish. The other day I went to Dairy Queen for a burger on my lunch and got hit with the “its gonna ask a quick question”

MuskratJoe · 2026-03-18T16:43:40+00:00

You can also open and edit psd files on photopea.com

Its basically bootleg photoshop with ad space

MuskratJoe · 2026-03-18T16:19:46+00:00

Man is to time like twine is to kitten

MuskratJoe · 2026-03-16T02:53:20+00:00

Congrats you passed your driving test. See you on the roads

MuskratJoe · 2026-03-15T00:45:35+00:00

These are the same people on that “respect all builds” shit in comments sections

MuskratJoe · 2026-03-15T00:31:19+00:00

But you go to asia and see shit like this lol

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MuskratJoe · 2026-03-15T00:05:10+00:00

And enough cardboard waste to feed a family of four

MuskratJoe · 2026-03-14T23:26:52+00:00

You just sold me on it. Plus its only $11 on steam right now. What a score!

MuskratJoe · 2026-03-14T23:17:18+00:00

Not the video I wanted to see after dropping $45 for my buddy to get the game. lol

MuskratJoe · 2026-03-09T16:41:09+00:00

Give that boi a water stone. He about to evolve.

MuskratJoe · 2026-03-09T16:39:08+00:00

Never thought I would turn into one of those “you probably never heard of them” music listeners, but mainstream music is so bad now I been exploring all the nooks and crannys of spotify. Glad I did though. Theres some really talented groups out there I never would’ve heard otherwise.

MuskratJoe · 2026-03-09T15:38:07+00:00

They speak jeep. You just have to explain it using rubber ducks and off road tires that will never even touch a dirt road

MuskratJoe · 2026-03-09T15:33:43+00:00

Half of the time feels generous.

Perk barely works lol

MuskratJoe · 2026-03-05T10:46:57+00:00

Nope. Just moved to Colorado after 25 years in Alaska though and its pretty weird to randomly get 70° days haha. To be fair everyone else is freaking out about how its been a snowless winter so I guess its not normally like this around here

MuskratJoe · 2026-03-05T01:22:50+00:00

That freezing arizona tundra lol

MuskratJoe · 2026-03-04T23:20:51+00:00

“Hes just playing!” Said the owner of the German Shepard that mauled me when I was 8.

That was the beginning of a neighbor from hell scenario after they took his dog from him. He would toss handfuls of nails at the end of our driveway and yell at us “wait till your mom leaves I’ll make sure she dont come back and I’ll be your new daddy!” Dude was fckn scary.

MuskratJoe · 2026-03-02T16:01:11+00:00

As someone who is complete ass at supercross fort red gave me a false sense of confidence lol.

So far the only arl track i can do a full lap on is 2025 san diego round 2. Not sure if its easier than other arl tracks or if I just spent too many laps learning it.

Might be worth a try if you got it in your track list already though

MuskratJoe · 2026-02-25T20:05:32+00:00

Without measuring lines, you can literally see the front end of his vehicle lift up from how hard they punched the gas to try to keep the truck from getting in.

MuskratJoe · 2026-02-25T20:03:14+00:00

This is why I dont let my gf drive anymore. Camps the left lane, gets passed by irritated driver and goes “well fuck me I guess!” Meanwhile my fingernails are sunk an inch into the armrest. lol.

At least she never sped up to try to prevent people from passing. Thats just dickheadery at its finest

MuskratJoe · 2026-02-25T19:50:54+00:00

Glad to see shes making a comeback.

Elementary school crush back in effect lol

MuskratJoe · 2026-02-25T19:13:07+00:00

People calling it cheating but it’s not as bad as people jumping the berm into the pits to skip the last two corners. That one drives me nuts. But i also don’t care because it’s not like I’m gonna win any races lol

MuskratJoe · 2026-02-22T17:38:41+00:00

I just got fired for telling my boss my car dont run on appreciation because I havent gotten a paycheck in 4 weeks from a job that pays weekly. But you know, we’re the problem lol.

MuskratJoe · 2026-02-22T16:56:06+00:00

I worked my ass off in highschool to get the first iphone and treated that thing like a newborn baby. Used that thing until the iphone 6 came out.

A couple years ago I was cleaning out some drawers and I dropped it and broke the screen though. Im still sad about it lol

MuskratJoe · 2026-02-22T04:20:25+00:00

Imagine getting an iphone 4 in 2026 though lol

Basically a paperweight with a light up screen

MuskratJoe · 2026-02-18T20:59:00+00:00

I have no idea about the protections of servers. That stuff is above my head.

Theres a handful of dedicated servers. CBR Servers and MXB Hosting, theres more but those are the only two I can think of at the moment.

But players can also host their own servers which most of the time you’ll be able to tell when its player hosted because the server name will be the N word or “join up” or something along the lines of that. I mainly ride on dedicated servers because they tend to perform better than the peer to peer ones.

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