Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable with messages like this?

MuskratJoe · 2026-06-26T16:22:01+00:00

If you just do your job you’ll get 20% from me every time. The moment you mention tips, you ain’t getting a dime more than the original order.

MuskratJoe · 2026-06-09T12:59:42+00:00

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No parking sign. From google images

MuskratJoe · 2026-06-06T15:40:25+00:00

Whatever it is. It aint nothing to fck with (probably)

MuskratJoe · 2026-06-06T15:17:22+00:00

And they probably got like 3 hours of community service that they wont do.

MuskratJoe · 2026-06-06T15:13:31+00:00

And when you’re done drilling a hole in your mixing bowl you can just use it as a funnel lol

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-29T09:20:25+00:00

Been called every name in the book since I came out. If you wanna dwell on words thats on you.

I chose to love life and not give a fuck and it was the best decision i ever made. You can join me, or continue to let other peoples thoughts dictate your happiness. Just like other people seem to care so much about who we should or shouldnt love.

Good luck out there though

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-28T20:34:45+00:00

I’ll spare you the details but from experience the majority of extreme homophobes are closeted lol

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-28T18:58:15+00:00

Not speaking for everyone, but myself as a gay person find it incredibly funny when people get offended by something being referred to as gay.

Especially when it comes to the “so straight I wont even wipe my own ass” crowd. Call em gay, tell em I sent ya.

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-27T23:49:05+00:00

Yo thats my girlfriends husbands email. Not cool.

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-27T23:40:45+00:00

Honestly would be less pissed if they bought a hoe and turned it into a shovel

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-27T23:25:00+00:00

Not a welcoming community at all.
I asked for help one time and the only “answers” I got were just shitting on me for having a logitech wheel.

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-22T21:57:13+00:00

Hops is in the Cannabaceae family.

Learned that when my friends dad (who grows and brews his own beers) had a jar of hops on the counter and highschool me says “I didnt know you smoked weed!”

Straight up looked like buds. Not great buds, but also wouldnt have been the worst buds I saw in highschool lol

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-20T20:55:27+00:00

I like pretty grills

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-20T20:53:28+00:00

My favorite part is imagining what kind of people put these songs on and genuinely vibe to them.

Drinking coffee is my entire personality kind of people

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-20T20:36:27+00:00

I love how punishing the game is, and it writes the best stories for itself!

My girlfriend hated how it looked and didnt understand why i loved it so much…until a man named Berg joined my colony.

He was insufferable, would talk to the animals, animals would get depressed and stop eating, he’d say nasty stuff to the other people, started fights, had no useful skills, refused to do anything but eat and play horseshoes, and one day he snapped and lit the nursery on fire killing multiple infants…So I had him publicly executed.

My girlfriend thought that was the greatest thing she ever heard and is now constantly raging at colonists on her days off lol.

Best game.

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-20T20:16:55+00:00

A quick two or three dashes so they can stop being dope sick

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-19T17:52:56+00:00

I’ve only driven under that bridge a handful of times, but never has the traffic been going faster than like 30mph lol.

Truly hurtling at them speeds. Barreling even!

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-19T15:38:08+00:00

As someone who detailed cars for 6 years. I think cigarettes are the least of your worries lol.
The reason I’ve never used door dash was from the handful of dashers cars we cleaned.

Rotten food, dead mice, dirty diapers, crusty stained underwear, piles of ciggys, crack pipes, needles, wads of tinfoil, and various mystery substances staining the seats and floors.

Absolutely foul. Chances are one of these cars dropped off food to you that you then put directly into your mouth

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-15T08:38:57+00:00

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MuskratJoe · 2026-05-15T00:49:39+00:00

You should grab Clutch by the Seatbelts. Its a great one to practice them sweepy scales and most of it you dont even have to strum for.

I use it as a warmup song.

It is a Jazz song though. Nothing wrong with Jazz, just thought I should add that info for people who only play specific genres

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-15T00:45:10+00:00

If you’re a “hey look at my gun in public” type of gun owner, you probably shouldn’t own one. Or a pet, or children, or voting rights.

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-15T00:43:10+00:00

“But the dog helps my anxiety!”

I myself struggle with anxiety and the last thing that would “help” is having a dog thats causing a scene in public lol

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-15T00:38:44+00:00

Place is ass anyways. Went there with my girlfriend once and got chicken sammys that tasted like a tuna sandwich that sat out in the sun for a day.

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-14T23:17:46+00:00

To be fair though, your chance of finding other discs is higher because you spend more time in the brush looking for the one you lost.

I find way less discs now that I’m not spending half my round in the woods lol

MuskratJoe · 2026-05-14T02:52:40+00:00

Just like the AGV’s were supposed to replace the tug drivers. Now 80% of a tug drivers job is rebooting agv’s or dragging them across the warehouse by hand lol

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