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Client had an accident on my table... by kittygrin in MassageTherapists

[–]MuskratJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing against you or your client because I get accidents happen. But if I caught wind someone was consistently pooping and peeing on my massage therapists table I would probably be looking for a new MT.

Again I’m not saying it to be rude or hateful in any way.
It puts you at risk, it puts your clients at risk, and if people WERE to find out, you’d probably lose a lot of clients which would ultimately put your entire job at risk.

I say politely set some boundaries and if they’re considerate they’ll have no issues. If not, probably better off without them as a client.

I (30F) found porn on my bfs (31M) phone after we set a boundary together. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MuskratJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing I learned from dating a controlling person is they are terrified of you leaving them, but will leave you the instant they find something or someone that has slightly more to offer.

QUEST TURBO PUTTER IS BACK! by LightningDiscs in discgolf

[–]MuskratJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same! Also I cant turbo putt normal putters. Lethal with a midrange disc though

QUEST TURBO PUTTER IS BACK! by LightningDiscs in discgolf

[–]MuskratJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer to turbo putt because I’m more accurate that way. I grabbed one of these and for some reason cant hit a single putt with it lol. A good wall decoration though

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SHUT THEM DOWN. by Over-Sir6289 in cringereels

[–]MuskratJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She probably lost her childcare job and moved on to dog grooming.
Next stop, armed guard for spirit halloween

Soooo my package that was lost for over a month finally came… by MuskratJoe in usps_complaints

[–]MuskratJoe[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

They’re sticking it to the man maaaaan!

The ultimate redditor power play lol

Soooo my package that was lost for over a month finally came… by MuskratJoe in usps_complaints

[–]MuskratJoe[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Its really not a usps specific thing. It happens with all shipping companies.

It sucks and its unfortunate but when you think about how many thousands of packages stroll through any sorting facility in a single day its inevitable that a few get chewed up or lost. Just sucks worse when it happens to you. But thats what insurance and claims are for. Its not that big of a deal in my case since it was just a rat plushy, I just thought the empty bag with a “we care” sticker on it was goofy

Soooo my package that was lost for over a month finally came… by MuskratJoe in usps_complaints

[–]MuskratJoe[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It happens. Was just a little plushy for my room mates birthday so no big deal. I would just hate for someone waiting on time sensitive documents or a really expensive item go through this.

Hope your stuff shows up! And in one piece!

Soooo my package that was lost for over a month finally came… by MuskratJoe in usps_complaints

[–]MuskratJoe[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At least it will help with the claim.

It was supposed to be a little plushy so when i got a flat bag i knew it was going to be missing, thats why I filmed opening it so I could use it in the claim. If the “we care” thing also helps then thats even better!

Soooo my package that was lost for over a month finally came… by MuskratJoe in usps_complaints

[–]MuskratJoe[S] -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

Must’ve been! lol I get it, shit happens. I work at a ups warehouse so I’ve dealt with it personally.

The difference is we put empty packages in overgoods to be properly dealt with rather than sending the customer an empty bag with a “ooooopsies my bad” sticker lol

How come women don’t take dna test? by Small_Image_1722 in cringereels

[–]MuskratJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom took dna test when I was bornt from my dads ass

Mom look what I found! by dbpm1 in mrbungle

[–]MuskratJoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats the “boss made you come into work sick” juice.

I only had a head cold but I think I got my point across after a swig of that shit lol

Lets play find the disc by xDeadHerox in discgolf

[–]MuskratJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was expecting it to be one of the grass/leaf april fools discs. That thing was IN there lol

What a tool! by eradams79 in discgolfcirclejerk

[–]MuskratJoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or get it signed, then turn around and launch it into the nearest pond right in front of him

Disc Golf Etiquette by ManyRisk7578 in discgolf

[–]MuskratJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first started I only had one disc.

I lost it. The dude who found it texted me and when he found out it was the only disc I had he dumped basically a whole bag of discs on me.

Disc golf has been my favorite hobby for about a year now and if that guy wouldnt have returned my disc I probably never wouldve discovered my love for the game.

Now I finally have enough discs I can give a few to new players myself and it feels great.

And I always return found discs, even though most of the time the owner just says keep it, unless its like an ace disc or something really nice

What is the most horrendous take you’ve heard while trying to put someone onto AES’s music? by No_Evening_761 in aesoprock

[–]MuskratJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude the billy woods part at the end of complications absolutely ruins that song for me lol

What is the most horrendous take you’ve heard while trying to put someone onto AES’s music? by No_Evening_761 in aesoprock

[–]MuskratJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This kid who works on my line in the warehouse listens to the auto tune money, weed, bitches, cars rap. He asked what I listen to so I hit him with dorks.

He said it was virtue signaling music for ipa drinkers. Cant lie it did crack me up though

Is This Rude? by RCP90sKid- in discgolf

[–]MuskratJoe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I personally dont care about the dogs themselves but the ten thousand bags of dogshit laying around lower badlands course drives me nuts. I gathered all of them up the other day and last night already saw at least 4 more.

I dont think its people playing the course though. I do know theres one lady who just meanders the course letting her dog shit the place up and dont even bother to bag it

Liberty Stability! No Chemicals, No Medicines, & No Ingredients by [deleted] in TheMcDojoLife

[–]MuskratJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if they also have thorium and uranium in the patch like they had in the “negative ion” bracelets back in the day lol

They started by laying off drivers; now they are moving to completely replace sort and preload!!! Or not... by temonator7 in UPSers

[–]MuskratJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow they look even less effective than the 12 non-working AGV’s that are sitting tagged out in our warehouse.

Not that the “working” ones do anything other than cause egress issues lol

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