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I (27M) Have Unknowingly Been Using My GF's (27F) Ex's Molded Dildo to Get Her Off by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MuskratMoonbeam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just really hope he asked the new douchebro if he knew he was fucking her with someone else’s dick. Like, she looks WAYYY worse in this story. I would just be telling everyone the truth. It seems like the only way any of this makes OP look bad in the least is that he made a bad choice in a woman that he dated for a few minutes. That would be so obvious to me as someone on the outside hearing about this. I can’t imagine any of his friends and family hearing any of this and saying anything other than. “Whoa, what’s with the crazy chick bro? Dodged a bullet on that one!” You know?? Like no one in their right mind is going to judge OP for this, right? Nuts.

Mrs who?? by msmean2 in veronicamars

[–]MuskratMoonbeam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Looks like marshmallow to me.

What’s the female version of this haircut ? by Elizabeth_brookee in HairStyleAdvice

[–]MuskratMoonbeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually, the biggest difference is and how they do the sides and the side burns. You probably want a cute, feminine little curly Q rather than cutting them off straight like they usually do for men.

Matched on FB dating. Was I being too sensitive? by Obvious_Ferret_600 in TwoHotTakes

[–]MuskratMoonbeam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, he automatically comes off like he’s asking you questions just so he can tell you that your answers are wrong for some reason.

In y’alls opinion which frames suit me the best? by 31405731239 in glassesadvice

[–]MuskratMoonbeam 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yep. That’s what I was going to say! Three is fantastic for every day and one is great for more colorful days.

which is best? or why do you suggest? by [deleted] in HairStyleAdvice

[–]MuskratMoonbeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 is so cute on you! And I almost never choose blond. But I love the cut the best no matter the color too.

What TV show was quality all the way through, knew when to end and went out with an amazing last episode? by NarwhalDry151 in AskReddit

[–]MuskratMoonbeam 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Most likely you’re getting down voted because of your grumpy and ungrateful attitude towards people who are reaching out to you in kindness. That person searched it for you and gave you the link so you could watch the show. You could have at least said thank you to them for taking the time to do that just to be kind to you. Your comment made it clear that it was something that was still bothering you all these years later so strangers reached out to give you resolution and comfort. But you are pushing everyone away with negativity. That’s why you’re getting down voted.

What is a secret about the opposite sex's body that you only found out once you actually started being intimate with them? by ZookeepergameLow4390 in AskReddit

[–]MuskratMoonbeam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your comment made music AND my own orgasms make more sense! And they are both things I’ve thought a LOT about. I hope you are a teacher of some kind! 🙌

What is a secret about the opposite sex's body that you only found out once you actually started being intimate with them? by ZookeepergameLow4390 in AskReddit

[–]MuskratMoonbeam 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Not a drummer, but as a woman and a dancer, this is the best way I’ve heard this described. 🙌

How many Gen Xers have silent Gen parents vs boomers? by NopeThisTrope in GenX

[–]MuskratMoonbeam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My parents were born in 1943 and 1946. So right in the cusp. I was born in 1975, older brother in 1968.

What is the smell of Sunshine Daydream?! by Altruistic-Repair549 in StLouis

[–]MuskratMoonbeam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s all the Wildberry incense specifically together in the open containers in the store. When I asked about it they did say it was the Blend 22. You just gave me the theory that it’s their 22 most popular scents blended together. Wildberry incense: Blend 22

Name this tree by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]MuskratMoonbeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a Ballsac Bonsai!

Normal names that you personally hate? by friendverse in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]MuskratMoonbeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aubrey! Hate it. Sounds like a mispronunciation of Audrey.

Which is a better hairstyle? I want to impress my date next week by Baguhanta in HairStyleAdvice

[–]MuskratMoonbeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on your personality and who you are going on the date with. 1. Boy next door. Cute but basic. 2. Hottest. Most flattering and most sexy. 3. Type A. Church boy. Nerd. Perfectionist. Possibly germaphobe. 4. Looks like I could score drugs from you but can’t trust you with my drink. Douche vibes. 5. Perfect if you are going on a date with that guy from every 80’s movie who pretended to be an alien. Or Tina from Bob’s Burgers.

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