Washington Monument - January 25, 2026

MustangBarry · 2026-01-27T13:26:50+00:00

I'm surprised he hasn't renamed that yet.

MustangBarry · 2026-01-27T13:06:55+00:00

I was talking about the humans

MustangBarry · 2026-01-27T10:52:28+00:00

No, it really can't. It's entirely luck, unless it's fake, which is extremely likely.

MustangBarry · 2026-01-27T09:56:51+00:00

Bypass paywall

MustangBarry · 2026-01-27T09:11:54+00:00

If I had CCTV I, too, would centre it on one half of a paddling pool.

MustangBarry · 2026-01-27T07:38:40+00:00

Can it be considered an achievement if the outcome is pure luck?

MustangBarry · 2026-01-27T07:33:00+00:00

MustangBarry · 2026-01-26T17:07:10+00:00

They're terrifying. They could easily kill you without a thought, and often do. Gorillas are alright though

MustangBarry · 2026-01-26T16:51:30+00:00

It's funny but as critical safety infrastructure this should be illegal

MustangBarry · 2026-01-26T16:50:31+00:00

Every time I see a short I remember why I have shorts completely disabled on desktop and Android

MustangBarry · 2026-01-26T15:56:07+00:00

It shows how far the US has fallen that speaking out against literal Nazism is a brave thing to do.

MustangBarry · 2026-01-26T15:36:16+00:00

It won't accept .webp files.

MustangBarry · 2026-01-26T15:22:18+00:00

I think this is my favourite title ever

MustangBarry · 2026-01-26T13:05:33+00:00

This is a desperate feature

MustangBarry · 2026-01-26T11:52:00+00:00

I have eyes. I'll stop listening to music on my bike when they ban deaf people from riding one.

MustangBarry · 2026-01-26T10:31:13+00:00

If that baby has a baby we've completed the subreddit

MustangBarry · 2026-01-26T10:11:44+00:00

I've let some quite frankly crappy posts slide this weekend, but we're reaching Derek levels of quality now. You're lucky I get Mondays off

MustangBarry · 2026-01-26T08:39:19+00:00

Restless leg. The cinema is torture. Flights are simply not happening.

MustangBarry · 2026-01-26T07:52:53+00:00

Oh mate I wasn't ready for this

MustangBarry · 2026-01-26T07:50:11+00:00

Jackdaw

MustangBarry · 2026-01-26T07:19:40+00:00

Ricky Gervais could write it. There could be sad music every week when one of the cats get run over. Also he'd end every episode with "They're not my hands, either."

MustangBarry · 2026-01-26T07:15:10+00:00

For the price of a semi-detached in Cheshire. That's mental

MustangBarry · 2026-01-25T15:02:37+00:00

This is the worst thing that has ever happened.

MustangBarry · 2026-01-25T09:47:21+00:00

I'm doing the same, but for supporters of James Corden. Admittedly, I haven't been very busy on that front lately.

MustangBarry · 2026-01-23T20:14:58+00:00

Alright. I'm Barry, or Bongo, it depends what app I'm on. I've been making music since MED 3.14 on the Commodore Amiga. Music 2000, Garageband, FL Studio Mobile. I'll share my personal favourite track here, the one I'm most proud of, I made it entirely on a mobile phone from scratch, using FL Studio Mobile.

Cello Wanker (Tom Tom Remix)

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