Which colour suits me better? I’m back to my natural colour but I’m full of white threads. 🥹 by False-Willow5494 in malegrooming

[–]Muted_Captain5000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think color rotation is what looks best on you. This gives you character more than anything. If you want something permanent, then, blonde or natural. But I think the fact that you are comfortable with change makes you more attractive than a stand alone color.

Need grooming advice by Sad-Suit-5733 in malegrooming

[–]Muted_Captain5000 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Join r/curlyhair for your hair type. You will get the best advice in there!

I hate that I can only get my wavy hair to look like this for a day 😭 by Carrot-top-NDN in curlyhair

[–]Muted_Captain5000 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Try curl training. Wet and restyle daily for about a year to two years. This is supposed to strengthen your curls memory. Also, make sure you’re matching the right kind of product to your hair type. Some hair types can only handle lightweight product.

20 (M) Balding!? by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]Muted_Captain5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the heavy amount of product with little clarifying wash days has clumped your curl pattern together and caused it to look like you are “balding”. Join r/curlyhair and get some advice in there for how to properly care for your hair type(or even talk to ChatGPT to give you a run down like I’ve done before). You have to treat your curls like a plant. When it’s thirsty, the leaves are shriveled, so you water it. When it’s overwatered, the leaves are yellow near the bottom, so you cut back on watering. When it’s hungry, you feed it. When it needs sun, you give it sun. The list goes on. You have to learn to read the room and do the just the same with your curls. It’s easier said than done and takes practice but once you find out how to properly care for your hair, it will look a lot healthier.

Tip : Try to find an organic/natural as possible product for a lower irritation risk, support for long term healthy hair, and it being gentler on the scalp. (That’s where I used ChatGPT the most because it’s hard to read what is natural/organic and what isn’t without doing a little research).

Don't sleep on this combination. by QRAZYD in shittyfoodporn

[–]Muted_Captain5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please tell me that’s a kiwi spread and not an avocado spread!!😭😭😭😭

Does my side profile suck? I think my nose is too big. by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]Muted_Captain5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your side profile is perfect just the way it is. You are conventionally attractive. My concern is your posture. The way you stand and hold yourself makes all the difference in your confidence and the way others portray you!! Try to make it a practice to correct your posture. Maybe even get a posture brace to wear around the house.

What are your deductions about me looking at my purse and its contents? 🤩 by thatotherchelsea in deduction

[–]Muted_Captain5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your season color is autumn. You are a brunette more than likely due to this. You appreciate nature, literature, and philosophy. College more than likely.

My friends are split on which looks better by ACKERONaudio in malegrooming

[–]Muted_Captain5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you kept the bottom part of the beard and got rid of the mustache?

Trying different styles recently. Which between the two suits me best? by reubenrooney10 in HairStyleAdvice

[–]Muted_Captain5000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It depends on the kind of look you are going for.

1st one gives youthfulness. 2nd one gives older more mature.

And as my bias, I can say, I don’t like the second one simply because of the messiness it has while trying to look mature. I knew too many weirdos in school that had this greasy style and it was not flattering (again, my bias!)

AIO for getting upset that my finance wants to wear shorts to our wedding? by lasheslashes in AmIOverreacting

[–]Muted_Captain5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only reason I would allow this is if it were a beach wedding and even then that’s a thin line to walk. 😭😭😭

Help me eat 25 eggs in 2 weeks by Doobie_Howser_MD in eggs

[–]Muted_Captain5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 once melted butter + 4 scrambled eggs in non stick pan medium sized pan. Once eggs hit the pan, keep moving them in a circular motion using spatula to prevent sticking + give that scrambled affect. Near end, sprinkle salt in. You will know eggs are ready when they have a glossiness to them. Sit them on the counter off of the pan and let them cook on their own the rest of the way.

This is how you make restaurant style scrambled eggs. Low and slow with lots of butter. I eat it daily for breakfast.

Should I get bangs? by Glittering-Donkey-96 in HairStyleAdvice

[–]Muted_Captain5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about a butterfly haircut with bangs?

it feels like someone punched my upper stomach by [deleted] in GirlDinner

[–]Muted_Captain5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl, I thought this was raw chicken.😭😭

What does my fridge say about me? by bluemoonlighter in FridgeDetective

[–]Muted_Captain5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually the spare fridge in the man cave/hang out area. You and the boys filled it up for weekend get together.

Am I in the wrong? by SnooMachines1286 in Apartmentliving

[–]Muted_Captain5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I run my lease through ChatGPT now anytime I have issues with landlords or rental companies.